The End of the Line: Gibraltar

The End of the Line is a 10-part travelogue journey to some of the highest Remain and Leave areas in the United Kingdom’s 2016 Referendum on EU membership. It was written over two years from 2018 to 2020, before Coronavirus made Brexit seem like a spot of man flu.

Gibraltar voted 95.9% Remain in the EU Referendum

Originally written in October 2019

There’s a place in the UK: it voted to remain in the European Union, it has a historically problematic land border with a European country and strong views on abortion. It’s not Northern Ireland, however. It is, in fact, 1,815 miles away from Britain in the Mediterranean Sea. It is Gibraltar. On 21 October, 2019 – Brexit Day (at least, at that time) minus 10 days – I made my way to the Rock.

At Gatwick airport I trudge through mile after mile of Duty Free shopping aisles, bombarded by perfume smells and assaulted with shiny images of carefree models and celebrities. Eventually I emerge, bewildered, and head to get coffee and charge my phone. I watch as a seated mother heroically ignores her child as he repeatedly tries to balance a paper cup on her head. A man, also charging his phone near me, extravagantly bops away to Sisqo’s Thong Song bellowing out of his leaky headphones. He seems way too young to even be aware of the 1999-released hit song.

At gate 35 for my British Airways flight to Gibraltar, an American couple remark how a six minute walk was ‘long’ from the main terminal. On the plane the inevitable round of luggage Tetris ensues, with various horse-trading agreements forged and foiled over space and positioning. I read the paper. New Conservative leader Boris Johnson, freshly minted after defeating Jeremy Hunt (a middle manager, at best) is in the headlines again. The Financial Times’ front page lead states ‘Johnson Sticks to Brexit deal as faith rises in Westminster victory’. By contrast, a comment piece trailed on the paper’s masthead states, ‘Little England: Johnson’s Brexit deal could break the union.’

I flip to p23 and read the piece from Johnathan Powell, Tony Blair’s chief of staff from 1995 to 2007. He heralds a nightmarish future in which Brexit leads to turbulence in Northern Ireland and Scotland, raising the prospect of a ‘Little England government’ being left with just a ‘little England’ to govern. As the call goes out that boarding of the packed flight is complete, I realise with sheer delight that the seat next to me is free and immediately spread out. It feels like the greatest of joys.

The plane takes off on the two and a half hour journey to Gibraltar. We climb and climb over the Sussex countryside until all around us is just a hazy white, tinged with sky blue. The man in front of me shifts in his seat like a bear scratching on a tree. A member of the cabin crew staff, who appears as though she has got dressed for Instagram, leans over and patiently attends to someone complaining irritably about the lack of leg room. I relish, unashmedly, my two seat luxury.

The world comes back into view when we reach Spain, passing over Madrid and then taking a vertical path down towards Granada, with the peaks of the Sierra Nevada National Park in the far distance. The plane begins to descend slowly and I can make out the coast of southern Spain. Holiday hotspots of Malaga, Estepona and Marbella line the coast. The view from the plane window is then filled with blue. The vast azure of the Mediterranean merges with the powdery sky at the horizon. Giant ships and tankers appear as though they are floating on thin air, leaving rippled tracks in the sky like the hazy air ejected by jet engines.

The plane banks and then rights itself ready for the descent. I’m sat at the back of the craft and the movement feels brutal. A pensioner sitting behind me returns to her seat from a visit to the toilet and remarks to the nervous flyer next to her, “As long as we don’t crash backwards, we should be alright.” Outside, the ailerons wobble precariously in the turbulent air stream. The sun is setting slowly over distant islands dotted about in the sea like tossed rocks. It illuminates the clouds above in a nicotine glow. Then, the Rock emerges into view.

The plane starts to judder in the changing air. Buildings and apartment blocks shuffle into view. I can feel the nervous flyer behind me getting tenser as the plane shakes up and down like a car driving on an old dirt road. Down and down and down, it descends, and then it connects with the runway like a not particularly proficient BMX rider landing a jump. The brakes are sharply slammed on and the craft pitches and shifts as it rapidly sheds its momentum until reaching a crunching stop.
“Has he been here before?” the pensioner remarks to the cabin crew as they admit that this probably won’t go on the pilot’s ‘best landings’ show-reel. An explanation comes – something about cross-winds. The man behind has gone very quiet. He probably won’t be flying to Gibraltar again any time soon.

It is 7pm local time when I exit the airport and walk the short distance to get the number 10 bus to my hotel. The number 5 is sat waiting, but Google has told me to get the number 10 and I wouldn’t want to be subordinate to the digital overlords. The bus driver is smoking while he waits to go and so I ask him how much is a single to town. He tells me, just as I realise he is standing next a big sign saying the price. I make a joke of it. He smiles but clearly thinks I am an idiot.

Eventually, the number 10 heads off down Sir Winston Churchill Avenue, cutting across the runway, and towards town. Gibraltar – also known as The Rock, but referred more commonly to those familiar with the island by the shortened name, Gib – is a peninsula that jabs out like an infected thumb from the bottom of Spain. It is like an appendage that has been apprehended from the body, and as we will explore ahead, the itchy infection remains to this day.

On the bus we pass the Rock of Gibraltar on the left and the Victoria football ground to the right. The sun still shines down and it’s warm. Old school British red phone boxes sit on the pavement. The road signs are the British type. The traffic lights, too. It’s an odd, rather jarring mix. We pass a petrol station selling the rather unfortunately named, Gib Oil. Then Notre Dame School, which has long since disgorged its children for the day. Commuters whizz around on micro scooters on their way home from work.

The first of many thick stone walls of the old defensive reinforcements comes into view, leading here to the Waterport Casements area lightly filled with early evening drinkers. Onwards we go, past the quiet Khan’s Indian restaurant. Further up a group of Jehova’s Witnesses are packing up for the day. They appear jovial after a good shift’s soul saving, although there appear a lot of untaken copies of Watchtower still left on the stand.

Gleaming blocks of flats and offices line the route, eventually giving way to tight streets with houses and the odd restaurant. I am booked in at The Rock Hotel, a rather grand old hostelry perched on the hill so that most rooms are guaranteed a view out to sea. It has welcomed the great and the good over the years. Winston Churchill stayed here, as did Errol Flynn. Dwight Eisenhower was resident here while planning the invasion of North Africa in World War II. Sean Connery was a guest in 1962 after getting married to Diane Cilento in Gibraltar. And, from the celebrity photo gallery near the lifts, other ‘famous’ former customers include Chris Tarrant and someone who I think is a singer and maybe won The X Factor, or something?

The man on reception judges me instantly as obvious riff raff and gives a polite but brusque welcome as I check in. The room is nice enough, but it’s really all about the view. A balcony with chairs gives way to a sweeping panorama from the cliff side to the left, round via the port and over to the main town to the right. The sun is now setting and across the Bay of Gibraltar you can see Algeciras in Spain. Small boats zip in and out of the harbour. A giant superyacht is moored further down, shaped like a missile made of money. It’s all pretty idyllic, like a scene in a movie.

I sit on the balcony and watch as the evening turns to night. Lights start flicking on in the buildings and streets. The Heerema ‘Sleipnir’ semi-submersible crane vessel fixed in the bay suddenly switches on tens of lights dotted down its frame and crane, making it look like an industrial Christmas tree. The atmosphere is quiet and peaceful, with only the occasional noise of a car rumbling down Europa Road. My stomach gurgles. Like a prehistoric man with access to Google Maps, it is time to hunt down some dinner.

The pretty west side of Gibraltar is where the majority of its 32,194 population live. Little winding streets host boutique style shops. A few people are out and about. It feels safe and welcoming. Old boys in suits shuffle into wine bars. A group of tourists explore a souvenir shop selling British themed tatt. Two young Jewish boys walk ahead of me. One of them sings ‘God Save the Queen’ to the other. Familiar brands such as Debenhams, Holland & Barratt and Marks & Spencer line the street. A group of Spanish workers try to get a seriously long lorry around a corner despite it seemingly being impossible. Their motorbike police escort has dismounted and is looking on equally puzzled at the conundrum. I don’t wait to see how they manage it, but they pass me further down the way.

I eventually plump for Jury’s bar, a hybrid of pub and wine bar that has nice tables spilling into the street. They are all full, so instead I sit inside by the window. Jazz plays on the stereo. As soon as I sit down, a man called John strikes up a conversation with me. He’s friendly and animated, with his wispy hair vibrating with excitement as he talks. I barely have time to open the menu before I am locked into a conversation.

John was born in Gibraltar and has lived here his whole life, barring a short stint in England in the 1950s. He returned to Gibraltar just after the border between Gibraltar and La Linea in Spain was closed in 1969 by Francisco Franco, the Spanish dictator. That ushered in 13 years of isolation for The Rock that split families apart across the border, impoverished the area and even led to vital medicines becoming scarce at the hospital.
“I hated that as I wanted to come and go to Spain whenever I wanted. I liked the freedom,” John says, as I order the fish and chips and a glass of wine from the waitress.

As his wife comes to the table after ordering drinks, John tells a story from when he was studying art in Kingston Upon Thames. He explains that he did an Ouji board with an ‘African girl’ and was possessed by a demon from the experience. His wife is now holding her hand over his eyes at a migraine, real or imaginary.
“You got any kids?” I ask, hastily changing the subject. Mercifully, he does. Their ages range from 28 to 42. The oldest is a journalist, who writes for a local paper, The Olive Press. I remark that I am a journalist, too. He asks what I write about and I reply technology, doing a mental countdown in my head until he asks me how to fix his printer.
“So the problem, John, is that your printer’s using too much ink cleaning its heads. Most likely the absorber is full and that’s why it’s going through ink in no time,” I say. He appears captivated. I resist the urge to hold my hand over my eyes.

My food arrives and John takes that as his cue to end our conversation. He wishes me bon appetite. He seems a nice guy and I am relieved to hear that his demon was exorcised by someone in a market some years ago. He fetches me a copy of The Olive Press and points to a piece on page four written by his son. I read it as I eat. Headlined ‘Electoral Breakdown’ and published before the election on 17 October, it details the three main parties that contested it: Fabian Picardo’s incumbent Gibraltar Socialist Labour Party (GLSP), the Gibraltar Social Democrats (GSD) and newcomers, Together Gibraltar. Among its policy agenda, Together Gibraltar has pledged to legalise abortion – a concept that is as controversial in Gibraltar as it is Northern Ireland.

While from midnight on 22 October 2019, Northern Ireland would make abortion legal and start preparations for providing services in the principality, it’s a different story in Gibraltar. Under section 162 of the 2011 Crimes Act, having an abortion at the time of my visit was punishable by life imprisonment. Many women instead cross the border into Spain to have the procedure. Together Gibraltar, which also campaigned to legalise cannabis and give young people more of a say in public life and had a slogan of ‘vote with hope, not with fear’, managed to secure just one of 17 seats available, compared to 10 for the GLSP-Liberal alliance. Although, as The Olive Press reports, that may have been down to them alienating the unions with a supposed pro-business stance on various issues. The Gibraltar Social Democrats, who actively campaigned to keep life prison terms for abortion, secured six seats in the election.

Brexit was also a major issue in the election. Despite Picardo previously supporting Theresa May’s Brexit deal, some had accused him of trying to “halt the Brexit process”. Over the coming four year term, he pledged to lead Gibraltar through whatever comes next. In a speech to mark the victory, he said: “Our main role in these coming four years will be to sail this nation of ours safely through the uncharted waters of our departure from the European Union. We will sail our people securely through every potential variation of that process even its potential cancellation.”
I take a sip of my wine and think about John’s demon.

Be gone thy imperial shackles

“It’s another big day in Brexit,” the BBC news presenter says with a mix of excitement, tiredness and weary acceptance that this would most likely not be the only time that they would say that even this week. It’s 22 October 2019, and later today the government planned to stage a vote on its European Union (Withdrawal Agreement) Bill – referred to by some as the ‘WAB’. Vote for the deal and then the deadbeat Dad that is the UK could then try to wangle a half decent divorce agreement with its ex, MPs were being told (well, sort of).

As I wait for the cheap hotel kettle to boil so I could make a cup of instant coffee, the BBC reporter states that Johnson might have enough votes to get it through. However, it is expected to be much tighter when MP’s vote on the ‘programme motion’, a parliamentary term that essentially in this case means the right to ram the legislation through the Commons in just a matter of days.

Robert Jenrick, the Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government, was the sacrificial lamb who’d been sent on the BBC to sell the 110-page act and its passage through Parliament. As a fair amount of the deal was reheated leftovers of Theresa May’s deal (with nothing new for Gibraltar) he says that MPs’ have had enough time to consider it. They’ve moved quickly before with legislation, he argues. With barely a week to go to ‘B-Day’ on Halloween, however, it’s already proving a hard sell.

As a way of contrast, MPs had around a month to evaluate the Wild Animals in Circuses Act 2019 earlier in the year before it even went to the House of Lords. It’s easy to see why Parliamentarians were rather sceptical when they were afforded more time to debate whether Dumbo should be allowed in the circus than consider what is essentially legislation to shape the UK’s near, medium and long-term future.

As the morning burns away the last remnants of night outside the window, I switch off the news and head down to breakfast. Already underway is the sleepy yet chaotic gala of buffet-based gluttony. A waiter has a back-and-forth with a family in a tone rather too loud for this time in the morning. They seem to enjoy it, though. A man gets up from his table, goes to the buffet, comes back again, and then repeats the process seemingly 30 times in a row. Is he assembling his breakfast one item at a time? I drink coffee and try to ignore it.

Picking up my phone, I give the news another go. Jacob Rees-Mogg is repeating government doubts over objections about limited time to debate the deal.
“A king emperor left in 24 hours and we are removing an imperial yoke in over a week,” he says. The phone goes off. It’s time to leave. I exit the Rock Hotel into the chill of the morning air, tugging my collar around my neck for warmth. I head down Europa Road towards the southern tip of Gibraltar. The road winds along the cliff side until it reaches a fork that enables passage to either The Shrine of Our Lady of Europe or a 100 tonne gun. Sorry, Our Lady, but that’s no contest.

Tight streets form a network of capillaries feeding into the sea. A grand muse house has its black shutters swung open. Inside, a woman polishes an extensive collection of silver. I swing around past the South District Senior Citizens Club, a white box on Naval Hospital road, and then around the corner children’s voices gurgle out of the Loreto Convent School. Further on I go down to the coast. Housekeepers come and go from large blocks of flats, while gardeners tend to expansive gardens hidden behind high walls. The smell of fresh flowers fills the air. Few people working here actually live here. This is a wealthy part of town, and it exudes money from the streets like sweat from the pores.

This is a big gun, but not the 100 tonne gun. Sorry.

At the 5th Rosia battery I stop and look through defensive slots in the thick walls. Fisherman stand on a pier made of rock jutting out into the sea. A canon nearby to me could blow them out of the water if it was still active. Gibraltar has a thing about fortifications. Further up the way is the previously mentioned Armstrong 100-ton Gun. I walk up there to take a look at it. What’s more to say? It’s just a really massive gun.

I return to my peregrination to the south of Gibraltar, Europa Point. Hugging the coastal road south in the still chilly morning air, I head through tunnels crudely hacked out of the rock so cars and people can pass through. I stop again at a recreation park, sitting on a concrete seat and looking out to sea at the giant tankers beyond, seemingly going nowhere in any sort of hurry. Walking onwards through the eerily quiet Keightley Way tunnel, I eventually emerge at Europa Point, just in time for the sun to come out and make me feel uncomfortably hot. I catch a moment to cool down as ‘Instructor Vinny’ swings his Vauxhall Corsa in a 180 degree turn while giving a nervous-looking youngster a driving lesson. The youngster takes over, and they drive off again: this time, very, very slowly.

The beautiful Trinity House lighthouse stands at the southernmost tip of Gibraltar, ever watchful over the Strait of Gibraltar. It casts a myopic gaze over to Cueta, a Spanish city on the north coast or Africa, and neighbouring Morocco. Control over the Strait was historically a highly coveted prize for naval powers. It was contested by the Kingdoms of Castile, Morocco and Granada in the 13th and 14th centuries. In 1704 the ‘grand alliance’ of England, the Dutch Republic and the Archduchy of Austria took the Rock as an Iberian outpost in the ongoing naval battle with France. It has remained under British control ever since.

Taking Gibraltar was a shrewd move, as the opening of the Suez Canal in 1869 would increase shipping traffic through the Strait and enrich the Rock. It soon became a gateway to the whole world. Alongside the continued flow of shipping tankers in the Strait, Orcas have also been spotted here revelling in the rich feeding grounds. Black kites and honey buzzards are common visitors to Europa Point, along with the occasional Griffon Vulture and Short-toed Eagle. Yet, I’m more interested in the chattering flock of tourists that have just disgorged from six mini-buses at the point.

The buses are marked with Parody Tours, a somewhat ill-advised brand that was apparently established in 1941. The tourists, mostly from China, amble aimlessly towards the viewing platform to take enough photos that would break the average cloud storage solution. The area in front of Harding’s gun battery becomes a speed dating event for the view. Snacks are consumed, guides are read and endless selfies are taken. Then the tourists all pack up and move off in a vaguely coordinated procession.

Their next destination may be the Gotham Cave Complex, declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site in July 2016, becoming the UK’s 30th such location. Or maybe they fancy going to The Shrine of Our Lady of Europe just around the corner. I walk there, passing the seemingly brand new Gibraltar Rugby stadium, ideally hoping that she doesn’t judge me too harshly for blowing her out for a big gun earlier.

The continent of Europe was dedicated to Our Lady of Europe in 1309, when a limestone stature of the Virgin was placed at this shrine. It was removed in 1333 after the Rock was taken by the Moors, but the Christian Shrine was returned in 1462 with a statue of Madonna and her child brought to the location. It would stand happily until 1704, when the British took the island and promptly decapitated both statues. Charming. The site would only return as the Shrine of Our Lady of Europe in 1961.

I head back towards the north of Gibraltar. On my way I pass a white Ford Transit van run by a removals and house clearance operator called Jean-Claude Van Man, a riff on the Belgian action star, Jean-Claude Van Damme. There’s a sillhoette of a man in a karate outfit performing a mid-air kick. It’s a perplexing image: does Jean-Claude karate kick all your stuff into the van? Or does he ring your doorbell, immediately kick you in the head and say, ‘that’ll be £50, mate.’? Either way, I think I’ll pass.

At a dry dock around the bay, the MN Pelican ship is in for maintenance. Not much seems to be going on, but a ‘ship spotter’ near me is eagerly taking photographs from the road. I wander onwards, past the Royal Gibraltar police headquarters. If you’re a fan of ‘bobbies on the beat’, you’ll like Gibraltar. Over a period of just three hours, I spot five police cars, two police bikes, a van and a police boat patrolling this territory of only around 32,000 people. According to the UK government’s own advice, violence and street crime are rare in Gibraltar. More incidents are reported involving people walking between La Linea and Gibraltar at night to cross the border. But despite these incidents, police presence on the border seems rather light.

Official figures in October 2019 indicated that just 33 people out of a population of around 32,000 in Gibraltar were out of work. Yet the reality is that most people who work in Gibraltar can’t actually afford to live here. Opposite the Lions FC football club of Gibraltar, with a bar fittingly called The Den, is Quay 31. This brand new block of flats will join others on Kings Wharf Quay. A one bed flat in Quay 31 would set you back more than £450,000. That would give central London a run for its money. All units in Quay 31 have apparently sold out before the building is even finished. Further up into town, the roads are clean and regularly maintained. Green spaces are watered and delicately manicured. Swish office blocks gleam in the afternoon sun. Designer goods are on sale in the boutiques. A police bike hits the ‘blues and twos’, speeding off to no doubt fetch a cat down from a tree.

At the north end of Line Wall Road, I drop down through the American memorial gate gifted to mark naval battles in World War I, and towards Queensway. Instead of going to one of the pretty cafes and bars around the area, I instead head straight for the Morrison’s megastore. It is 2pm and absolute chaos inside the supermarket. Shoppers appear to be stocking up for the apocalypse, but an Armageddon that will be catered with chocolate and alcohol. The café appears to be part building site, but undeterred I venture in. A harassed mother pushes a trolley, drags a high chair, holds a baby and shepherds a toddler at the same time. I marvel at the feat, and then offer to push the trolley for her. She gratefully accepts.

Around the corner is the port of Gibraltar. The giant Mein Schiff 2 cruise ship, operated by tour operator Tui, is moored up. Hundreds of cabins with glass windows and balconies line the flank of the craft. It’s a floating hotel sailing a culinary crusade over the seven seas, an all-inclusive yet ultimately exclusive orgy of excursions and excess. The century class Mein Schiff 2 weighs 77,000 tonnes, has 12 decks and can hold 1,912 passengers. It will depart at 6pm, but tomorrow the P&O Oceana will take its place. It can hold 2,016 people.

Around the corner from the port, the bottom of the airport runway comes into view. Nervous flyers are advised never to come here as there’s nothing but ocean after the runway ends. I cut up through the flat blocks to go to the airport. At the Albert Russo block a pet songbird can be heard serenading the afternoon sun. A first floor flat has flowers in earthenware pots placed rather precariously on a balcony. I walk past a flat on the ground floor with a ships wheel attached to the wall. I think it says ‘Welcome Abroad’ in a message on the wheel, but doubling back I realise it actually says ‘Welcome Aboard’. I can’t stop thinking about it.

The sleepy marina is ahead, with chain restaurants such as Pizza Express and Wagamama inside permanently moored boats on jetties. Further up the swish Sunborn cruise ship has been floated in and attached to the marina as a fixed, five-star hotel. You wonder if it watches in the near distance as the Oceana’s and Mein Schiffs of this world get to explore the seven seas, while it remains shackled to its permanent home. I exit the North District, past the Gibraltar World Trade Centre and over Winston Churchill Avenue once more, cutting directly across the airport runway. Traffic is held at either side when a plane takes off or lands, but otherwise it is just a steady stream of people, bikes and cars rolling either way.

As I reach the airport side, I see a faded and tatty billboard saying ‘Thank you for visiting Gibraltar’. It’s for Monarch airlines, which was the biggest airline to collapse in UK history when it went into administration in 2017. Around 100,000 passengers and holidaymakers were left stranded when the company fell, but that has since been surpassed by the around 150,000 who were left high and dry when Thomas Cook went out of business in September 2019.

Most people come to Gibraltar to see the sights – the Rock of Gibraltar, St Michael’s Cave, the Barbary macaques at the Ape’s Den. But I’m here to see the border (can you believe that I am single at the time of this visit?!?). Much Brexit focus has been on the border on the island of Ireland, but little has been said about the land border between Gibraltar and Spain. And that’s despite Gibraltarians being firmly against two things: Brexit and being part of Spain. Although the territory wasn’t able to vote in the 1975 UK European Communities membership referendum, legislation passed in 2002 allowed it to take part in European elections (somewhat bizarrely, as part of a constituency in the south west of England) and the 2016 referendum.

To say Gibraltarians didn’t sit on the fence would be an understatement. Remain was backed by 19,322 voters, some 95.91% of those who voted on a turnout of 83.64%. Large queues were reported at polling stations on the day of the vote. The UK area with the second highest remain vote was Lambeth, at a relatively indecisive 78.6%. In recent European elections the anti-Brexit Liberal Democrats won 77% of the vote in Gibraltar.

Gibraltarians are equally unequivocal on switching sovereignty to Spain. On 10 September 1967, Gibraltar had a referendum on whether to stay as a British overseas territory. An overwhelming 12,138 voters said ‘yes’ against just 44 who said ‘no’. The day is now marked as Gibraltar’s national day. In another ballot on 7 November, 2002, 98.97% voted to reject the prospect of Britain sharing sovereignty with Spain.

As a British Overseas Territory, Gibraltar would leave the EU in parallel with the rest of the United Kingdom. The Gibraltar border is outside the Schengen visa area and the European Customs Union, so in theory little should change for the Rock. However, many here fear that such a move would result in Spain attempting to gain control. And in that case, the battle line would be drawn at the border.

The Gibraltar border, close to the airport and looking a bit like a petrol station, would be the demarcation line between a new Brexit Britain and the European Union. When I visit, flags of the United Kingdom and the European Union flutter on the Gibraltar side of the border, with the flag of Spain visible over the other side in La Linea (along with the golden arches of McDonalds). There’s no inspection point for goods, instead they’re scrutinised at the port in Algeciras. A hard Brexit could mean that perishable goods would need to be inspected at the border. Smuggling could be an issue, but the geographic limitation is always present of how those goods would get back to the UK considering it is a long flight away. Rather, the bigger concern rests on whether greater checks would impact the movement of people.

Each day, 28,500 people on average cross the border, including 15,000 workers making the daily journey to Gibraltar for work. More than 9,000 of them are Spanish, according to estimates by Gibraltar’s authorities, but around 2,000 are understood to be British nationals in Spain for the cheaper standard of living. Currently, people are just waved through, but a no-deal Brexit, or even an unfavourable deal, could lead to long delays and a significant impact on both people and local Gibraltar businesses.

The comparisons to Northern Ireland are obvious, but actually Gibraltar is a very different scenario. Around double the number of workers cross the Irish border each day, but that is 500km long with around 200 known crossing points. By contrast, the border between Gibraltar and Spain is just 1.8km with a single narrow crossing point. People currently breeze through on bikes, in cars, on foot, even on microscooters. Most would be passing back the other way at the end of the day so you’d imagine they will be familiar to the guards that work here. There’s a free flow of traffic both ways. It’s about as friction free as you can get.

Some in government were keen to limit free movement over the border post-Brexit. The notorious ‘Operation Yellowhammer’ planning document for a no-deal Brexit outcome indicated that people on Gibraltar could face a four hour delay getting over the border. Gibraltar understandably wanted to avoid this. There have even been tensions between Mr Picardo and UK government ministers in the past, with some accusing him of trying to derail the Brexit process. After the government had a sly dig at Gibraltar’s allegedly poor preparation for a no-deal Brexit, Picardo fired back: “It is a bit rich for those who are getting us into this mess to tell us that we are not ready to face the worst eventualities of what they told us would never materialise.”

At the time of my visit in late 2019, border-crossing workers were already reeling from a sharp fall of the pound against the Euro, which had led to a relative drop in wages. Those old enough could also remember back to when the border was last closed in 1969 and the damage that caused. No one realistically wants more years of isolation. Spain has a veto in place that any future relationship between the UK and EU will only apply to Gibraltar if Spain and the UK agree. But equally, Spain would like to regain sovereignty over Gibraltar after it last held it more than 300 years ago.

The Spanish government has said that a no-deal Brexit would hurt Gibraltar, but it would also no doubt hurt its own La Linea. It was reported that during the closure of the border in the 1960s and 70s, around 40,000 people migrated away from the town. On Sunday 20 October 2019, more than 2,000 expats staged a protest at La Línea de la Concepción – near the border with Gibraltar – over Boris Johnson’s withdrawal deal agreed with the EU. They called for a second referendum to give the public another say. The march was attended by the mayors of La Linea, Los Barrios and San Roque, and more than 2,000 British ex-pats. The still waters of the Bay of Gibraltar run deep.

Brexit for breakfast

“We just need to get this thing through. What are they playing at?” a man fires over the breakfast table at his companion while the other man tries to apply more butter to a butter croissant. “They’ve had three years. Three years!” He holds a hand in the air in incredulity.
They both agree that Boris Johnson is a liar and then head off to the buffet to restock on breakfast items.
Across from me a couple are also talking about Brexit. He is of the ‘let’s just get out now’ school of thought. She’s the ‘think of the children’ variety. The waiter comes over with coffee and, like the good British people that they are, they stop and are all smiles yet total silence as the waiter does his job. As soon as he is out of the ear shot the argument resumes.

It’s Wednesday, 22 October, and I’m back in the dining room of the Rock Hotel. Apparently Churchill dined here…oh wait, I already said that. It’s just after 8am. The blueish bruise of dawn is still throbbing away from the previous night’s action. It’s cold outside and the patio doors are closed to keep out the chill. At around 7pm UK time the previous evening, the government finally won a vote on getting a Brexit deal agreed by Parliament. The commons voted in favour of the deal with a majority of 30, but the win % breakdown was: yes, you guessed it – 52% yes to 48% no. For Number 10, though, a win is a win. However, like a stumbling drunk first locating his house keys and then tripping over the cat and going over head first into a bush, the government then lost the ‘programme motion’ vote within minutes. This effectively meant getting Brexit done by 31 October this year was nigh on impossible.

Talk of the latest development in the process buzzes around the elegant dining room. An old boy enters and is seated. The waiters make a fuss of him, but he barely makes eye contact. They know his usual order, he’s clearly a regular. Gibraltar is a wealthy place, but its prosperity appears to come from assets more than income. Like Guernsey, Jersey and other locations in Britain’s still expansive territorial web, it’s a place where wealth comes to reside and be served.

As with many British ex-patriots, those in Gibraltar at the time had the best of both worlds: they escape the rotten British weather, but retain the rights of the European Union, including free access to Spain. They are European, but also British. They can bask in the sunshine, but also keep using Sterling, shopping in Marks & Spencer and singing God Save the Queen. And that means residents of this spit of land jutting into the Mediterranean have a lot to lose from Brexit, and little now to gain.

Leaving the Rock Hotel with its faintly stuffy old world charm I head out into the morning chill. I put my headphones on and play the latest episode of the BBC’s Brexitcast. I listen as the presenters entertainingly break down the latest developments. I wonder how long it will be before one or all of Laura Kuenssberg, Katya Adler, Adam Fleming and Chris Mason end up on Celebrity Masterchef, Strictly Come Dancing or some other reality TV show. Maybe a version of Homes Under the Hammer in which Laura berates some MPs for buying a small bit of land on the coast of Spain without reading the 110-page legal pack (if you got that joke, you clearly watch as much daytime TV as I do).

I curl my path around Europa Road, past a small cemetery holding the remains of those who died during the Battle of Trafalgar, and onto Main Street. It’s only just past 9am but it’s busy on the street. A woman is sweeping up outside her café as a delivery arrives. She chats to the delivery driver, gesticulating wildly as I approach.
“We had the certainty and now this? Why would they do this?” she says. The man shrugs in resignation, and starts unloading the delivery. Further ahead I pass the Brexit information centre on 323 Main Street opposite John Mackintosh Hall. It’s stamped with a big red sign saying GET READY on the window, like a final warning on an electricity bill. The door of the office is open and the lights are on, but the place is deserted.

On Winston Churchill Avenue the traffic is mostly people heading into Gibraltar. I walk the other way from the flow of cars, motorbikes, bicycles and people on foot pouring steadily into the Rock for work. My flight is at 11.35am and I arrive at around 10am, so I take the time to watch the border. Cyclists barely slow down as they flash their passport or ID card to the checkpoint as they go past. I reflect on the fact that clogging this up with bureaucracy could be devastating. These are people just trying to live their lives, to get to work, to earn a living, to exist. Even the tiniest of friction could negatively impact them and make their lives harder. No one really wants a no-deal Brexit, but it feels impossible at this moment in late 2019 to rule anything out. If such a scenario did transpire, then people in Gibraltar might find themselves stuck between the Rock and a hard place.

Next up, our final stop (coming soon, lockdown depending…)

The End of the Line: Scarborough

The End of the Line is a 10-part travelogue journey to some of the highest Remain and Leave areas in the United Kingdom’s 2016 Referendum on EU membership. It was written over two years from 2018 to 2020, before Coronavirus made Brexit seem like a spot of man flu.

Scarborough voted 62% Leave in the EU Referendum

Originally written in March 2019

There’s a certain romance to an English seaside town. Rather than florid emotional poetry of sunsets and summer seductions, however, it is romance written firmly in study prose. It’s a whole world of emotional drama restrained behind a very British façade. A somewhat buttoned up and regimented sense of fun that has a charm all of its own. And few places epitomise that so perfectly as Scarbados, the self-named, ‘Queen of the Coast’. Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly: but always remember, we’re British.

Before heading to Scarborough, I have a few other stops to make on a short Northern tour. My first journey is from Kings Cross to Leeds in order to catch a connection to Skipton, where a friend of mine had recently moved. I’m booked on the 1.33pm train but it’s cancelled due to a member of the train crew seemingly not turning up for work. That action has resulted in three trains worth of people cramming onto just one. I stand for the entire journey, boxed into a space where the carriages connect so small that even Houdini would fear lasting back pain. My spine slowly curves from leaning up under the arch and my ears ring from the squeaking creak of the linkage between the carriages.

The windows of the train carriage soon steam up as the temperature of crushed bodies increases. When the train reaches a station a blessed blast of cold air rushes in, but it’s merely a temporary relief as more people immediately replace the ones that have just got off. I glance over and see a pregnant woman also standing, with no one appearing keen or even able to give her a seat. She’s just too far away for me to offer her help. Not that there is much I could actually do. It’s 2pm in the afternoon on a weekday, hardly the peak time of rush hour.

Travelling by train in England

The guard apologises over the public address system for the overcrowding and then optimistically suggests that a trolley cart of light refreshments will be making its way down the packed train. You imagine this will involve us ferrying the cart on our shoulders like Paul Hogan surfing the New York subway crowd to reuinte with Linda Kozlowski at the end of Crocodile Dundee. In the end, it never appears. Instead, I stand close to the toilets and try to avoid inhaling the occasional waft of stale urine as the doors open and close, open and close. The guard advises us that we could apply for compensation, so I spend the time imagining what I would buy with the likely £5 of redress coming my way. How cheap are chiropractors, I wonder? Eventually we arrive into Leeds and I tumble out of the packed sweat box, battered bruised and £70-odd quid lighter for the experience.

On the train to Skipton I manage to get an actual seat and it feels like a lottery win. The pretty Yorkshire town of Skipton is in the voting district of Craven, which plumped to leave the European Union at 52.8%. By contrast nearby Leeds just narrowly voted to Remain, at 50.3%. Leeds is a rarity on that score, as the vast majority of the North of England voted out, including my home town of Sheffield, at 51%. In the spring evening in Skipton the starlings flock in the sky, swirling in quite beautiful sweeps of black and raining down faeces like the US Air Force carpet bombing the Taliban. The evening ventures towards blue, then pitch dark as beer, curry and then sleep ease away the strains of a day spent travelling by train in Britain.

In the morning I board the 10.17am train back to Leeds, in order to get a connection over to Sheffield to see my Sister. A group of five women in their 50s and 60s get on just behind me. I ascertain that it is one of their birthdays and they are off on a day out in Leeds. The train hadn’t even left the station before the Prosecco cork popped to happy cheers.
“It’s organic,” one of the woman says as she pours the booze into waiting glasses.
“Where’s it from?” another woman asks.
“Sainsbury’s,” comes the answer. They all laugh.
One of the women reaches in her bag and retrieves cans with mixed cocktails in them.
“Drink up,” she says. “I ain’t carrying these round all day”.
As we reach Leeds around 40 minutes later, one of the party stands up, and wobbles on her feet. “I’d better have a coffee or I am going to pass out,” she warns.
As the party tumbles out onto the platform, a young woman observes them as they pass with a head tilted smile. “I hope I am like that when I’m 60,” she says to a friend.

On the connection from Leeds to Sheffield I log on to the free wi-fi. This always involves some odious request for personal data and so I have become quite creative at developing online personas. I like to think that somewhere a marketing person is sat staring at a list of names, trying to think what promotional messages would suit Tony’s Technicolour Underpants, The Lord of Death or Big John’s Love Sack. Outside the window whizzes past a forest of caravans just outside Wath Upon Dearne. I settle in for the journey to Sheffield.

“I am so sick of hearing about Brexit,” my Sister says after she picks me up from Sheffield station in her cream Fiat. She’s booked a holiday for 1 April, 2019 in The Netherlands. When I asked why, she replies: “It was cheap”. I counter that by suggesting it was possibly cheap because you’ll need a visa if we crash out of the European Union without a deal. “So will I need a visa or what?” my Sister asks. I shrug and say, “No idea.” She merely harrumphes and we continue on the car journey in silence.

Midday in Sheffield, and it’s raining. It continues to rain for the entire day and into the evening. I get thoroughly drenched and dry out on multiple occasions to the point where I no doubt smell like a wet dog. Still, the beer-curry-sleep combination again does its magic.

To the seaside, not beyond

The following day the rain mercifully gives way to bright sunshine and clear skies. Perfect weather for a trip to the seaside. The journey from Sheffield to Scarborough goes via York. Alongside Leeds, York also voted to Remain in the European Union, at 58%. It was unusual in that regard, as being both a place with a great sense of history, yet also a seeming desire to remain in a globalist future. But although its station is a handsome sight, it isn’t the end of the line, so I must move on. Rules is rules, after all.

My Mum was born in York. My Grandad died here. Grandad Ralph got dementia in his later life and I used to tell with puzzlement how he once claimed he had a baby growing in his leg. Now, I look back and realise how terrifying that must have been for him. To know everything and nothing at the same time: at once lucid and also absent. My Mum would later die of Multiple Systems Atrophe, or MSA, a condition that keeps you alive and conscious as it gradually robs your body of motor skills. Trying to decide which is preferable as a way out is a bit like considering which form of Brexit you’d prefer best.

I board a train to Scarborough. It rolls out of the station, giving a trackside view of the large houses of York, surrounding by the fortified city walls. The sunshine pours down and the sky is a powder blue. The light beams down onto the fields, illuminating them in a vibrant green. I try to avoid looking at a man vigorously picking his nose in the seat across from me. It’s like he is rooting down the back of the sofa in search of his car keys. The countryside goes on and on. The ruins of St Mary’s Abbey appear on the left hand side of the train. Manor house lord it over expansive grounds.

A man in a cap holds a conversation on speaker phone a few rows down. He holds the phone close to his face and bellows into it, with the respondent dutifully bellowing back. I wonder to myself why this is still not a crime with devastating punishments for non-compliance. Mercifully he gets off at Malton. The hills keep on rolling. Hulking shire horses stand idly in a field eating patches of grass. I relax back into my seat, but then sigh as someone starts playing music on their smartphone without headphones.

Seamer comes next – a bleak station surrounding by scrub brush and intimidating metal fencing. Then, we roll into Scarborough. Just as in Hastings, while it may seem strange to come to a seaside town in the winter, I know from living in Brighton that you only see the real character of a tourist town or city when it is out of season. Only then do you glimpse what it’s like to live here when the hoards aren’t descending and the attractions aren’t in full flow. You have to come to these places when the music has stopped and when reality has resumed, to see their real character.

This isn’t my first visit to Scarborough. In fact I have been here numerous times. I used to come here for day trips and holidays, along with Filey, Whitby and Bridlington further up the coast. Saltburn by the Sea is much further up, alongside Redcar and then arriving in Middlesbrough. Apart from Newcastle Upon Tyne, the majority of the North East of England voted out of the European Union. Scarborough backed leave by 62%, and this was despite local Tory MP Robert Goodwill campaigning for Remain. As Scarborough Borough Council’s UKIP leader, Cllr Sam Cross, cutely put it at the time of the vote: “This looks like a fantastic result for the ordinary folk.” Mr Goodwill would later be among the group of 202 MPs who backed Theresa May’s EU withdrawal deal, which was rejected by a record 432 MPs. Never take a betting tip from this man.

I exit the train and walk into town, passing a man with a sleeping bag around his shoulders and a two litre bottle of cheap Frosty Jacks cider in his hand. More homeless huddle up ahead to ward off the cold. Around 320,000 people were recorded as homeless in Britain in 2018, up 4% on the previous year’s figures, according to data from housing charity Shelter. Combined, that group of people would be bigger by population than the UK’s 15th largest city. Plus, these figures only included individuals who were in contact with local authorities or in hostels, so the real figure could be much higher. People are struggling, and that doesn’t always end just because someone eventually does get a roof over their heads.

Scarborough developed into a spa town in the 17th century following the discovery of a spring at the bottom of the cliffs. People flocked to the town to drink the water that they thought would cure all sorts of diseases. This was given some medical credence in the 18th century when doctors advised people that bathing in seawater was good for their health. Towns like Scarborough and Brighton soon developed into desirable resorts, and destinations in their own right. Scarborough’s population increased by almost five times over the 19th century as the tourism industry grew. Although Scarborough remained a busy fishing port, gradually its ship building industry started to decline. The resort grew in the 1900s but as with most seaside locations in Britain, it hit the wall in the 1960s with the rise of cheap package tours abroad. Just like Skegness and Clacton-on-Sea it has struggled to recover ever since.

The average salary in Scarborough in 2016 was just £19,925, compared to the national average of £28,442, according to data from the Office for National Statistics (ONS). Permanent jobs are hard to come by, with most work residing in low paid and seasonal tourism positions. Scarborough also has an aging population. According to NHS data for 2015, Scarborough had 13% of the population aged 65-74 and 7.6% aged 75-84, that is 3.6% and 2.4% higher than the national average for England respectively. By contrast the town has 33.2% of the population aged 15 to 44, 6.9% below the national England average.

The UK population generally is getting older. Between 2005/06 and 2014/16, the number of people aged 65 or over grew by 21%, while people aged over 85 increased by 31.3%. It is projected that the population over 65 will grow by 48.5% by 2036 and people over 85 will increase by 113.9%. The demand for care for complex, long-term conditions such as dementia and Alzheimer’s is expected to grow at the same time and that in turn is expected to exacerbate socioeconomic disparity in terms of access. In short, a grey storm is coming and it could hit Scarborborough hard.

On this crisp spring day, I walk over to The Helaina where I am staying that evening. It is a presentable B&B right on the front overlooking the North Bay. Looking out to sea, the view sweeps from the colourful chalet beach huts on the left all the way across to Scarborough Castle on the right. Further down the cliffs kids play on a playground and two boys kick a football around a small pitch. Dogs amble on ahead of their owners and people sit on benches looking out at the waves.

A small white ball flies past me down a slope leading to the edge of a steep cliff as I sit and take notes in my book. A man approaches, coaxing his small dog with him who seems reluctant to retrieve the ball that she was clearly meant to catch. The man tries to persuade her but eventually just picks the animal up and drops her just over the edge to retrieve the ball. “There,” he says as the slightly shell-shocked dog returns with the ball. “Wasn’t hard, was it.”

Mel checks me into my room. Or rather, doesn’t. “Room’s not ready yet, love. Sorry, we were slammed last night. So busy!” I leave my bag at reception and comment on the chilly weather.
“I like it like this,” Mel replies. “Sunny and cold – can’t beat it!”
Giving time for my room to be prepared, I head back out towards the Castle positioned on the promontory rock looking out over the North Sea. A fortification has stood here for nearly 3,000 years, but the main castle tower was built in the 12th century as the centrepiece of Henry II’s castle. It was one of England’s most important royal fortresses at the time. Dropping down the winding paths I reach Marine Drive and the Teapot Kiosk. Sunday bikers are out in force. They gather around outside tables in leathers or high-tech romper suits, trying to look manly as they tuck into tea and slices of cake. Luna Park is closed up for refurbishment, but no doubt provides a heady mix of fun and health and safety concerns when it is open. Ahead is a working harbour: salty ropes are coiled in wet piles, lobster pots are stacked in rows and workmanlike boats sit waiting for tomorrow’s catch.

Surprisingly given it is a chilly Sunday in March, the South Bay harbour bustles with tourists. Families and couples amble down the front, dipping into shops for fish and chips, sugary snacks or an afternoon pint. Above them hovers an airborne army ready to relieve them of their purchases. The seagulls in Scarborough are aggressive, so aggressive that warnings line the front advising people to guard their food against the threat, along with the Twitter hashtag #yourfoodisnottheirfood.
“Shut up, you,” a woman chastises a squawking gull as she walks past the bird.

Heading down Sandside leads onto Foreshore Road. On the thick, inviting sand people play games, take rides on donkeys and try to get a tan from the occasional flashes of sunshine. A man wearing a leather deerstalker rather sheepishly runs a metal detector down the shoreline in the hope of finding something valuable. The amusement arcades rattle and hum with life inside. I dip into Coney Island and am immediately hit with a wall of noise – like a brightly coloured mental breakdown. I play a few games and then, over fear of impending tinnitus, head back out again.

Further down the front leads to the Grade II* listed Scarborough Spa. I can recall coming here as a child. It feels vivid, like it was only yesterday when I would visit the little row of shops, always obsessing over some plastic toy or trinket. We’d get ice creams and my parents would enjoy a few moments of peace while they had a cup of tea. Just like many people, I grew up with these sorts of holidays, which would now odiously be called ‘staycations’. The Spa is now a theatre and entertainment venue, with a beautiful outdoor performance area bedecked with glass windows and a rotunda with views out to the sea.

Above the Spa is the Grand hotel, which has a lot of history (apparently, it was built on the same site as a house where Anne Bronte died) but has clearly lost its way. Built in 1863 to cater to wealthy visitors, the hotel is under the Britannia Group, named by Which? magazine in 2018 and 2019 as the worst hotel chain in the UK (disclaimer, Which? is also my employer). It had more than 2,800 ‘terrible’ reviews on TripAdvisor, including tales of dirty and decaying rooms, disinterested staff and tasteless food. As I walk past I notice that the door apparently leading to the Empress Suite has one of the panes broken and hastily covered with a slab of chipboard. Come in, your Imperial Majesty, just avoid the needles as you go.

Glad that I had not booked that particular delight for this evening, I instead head back to The Helaina to check in. After getting refreshed in the small but very comfortable room, I head back out. Instead of retracing my steps I go the other way towards the front. It’s starting to get late in the afternoon and the shopping arcades are now dead. Rubbish floats on the wind like tumble weed as bored-looking kids gather searching for something to do. Old people congregate around Greggs drinking tea to ward off the cold. It’s rather a bleak scene so I go back down to the South Bay front.

As I reach the Spa, the skies begin to dim in preparation for sunset. Surfers are in the sea braving the cold for the robust waves rolling in. Most are wrapped up extensively in wet suits. The majority of day trippers have now gone and the front has the feel of a party starting to wind down. There is a sleepy lull in the atmosphere, an almost soporific calm as people ratchet down from their various highs. I look up at the skies as the first droplets of rain start to fall. So, I venture into The Golden Ball pub for a drink.

As I sit down with my pint in the rather funereal upstairs bar area, the now heavy rain starts to batter the outside window. Three couples are in the room: the oldest natter away to each other, the youngest stare intently at their phones, only sparking conversation when one runs out of battery. After the rain stops I swap venues for the Scarborough Flyer – a huge pub that really should be a Wetherspoons, but oddly isn’t. As I get a drink at the bar a man wearing a St Patrick’s Day oversized hat and appearing to have been drinking for quite some time, eyes me sideways.
“You look shifty,” he comments to me. I laugh nervously, but he doesn’t. I move as un-shiftily as I can a little bit further down the bar. Later, I see him being thrown out of the pub and the hat, which it turned out wasn’t even his, relinquished from him.

A group sat near me talk about how people fetishize living by the sea. One of their friends wants to come back home to Scarborough after living in London, and it sparks a debate.
“She don’t need to be here. Stay in London,” one says.
“I can’t stand it down south,” another counters. “I have done it a few times and I find it fucking horrendous.”
“I like London but after a couple of days I am ready to go back. It’s the rat race, right. But I don’t think Georgie would be happier coming up here. She just thinks she would be.”
“She’s 39 and chasing this image of what she think will make her happy. But she needs to stop chasing. You should know by now what makes you happy. I see the fashion life and it is fun and all, but then soon you are like, ‘take me back to the slow mundane life by the coast. Take me home’.”

I end the evening in Tricolos, an Italian restaurant whose décor is akin to the set of a local theatre company’s take on Merchant of Venice. I dine alone on a pretty serviceable calzone. It is always a slightly odd experience dining alone, but I encourage everyone to try it. There is something about enjoying your own company that feels a positive, life-affirming experience. Of course, there’s also a high possibility that other diners just look at me and think, “Well, that guy looks pretty shifty.”

Freddie Gilroy looks out to sea

I love the atmosphere at a B&B breakfast in England. Couples, groups and singletons emerge like overly polite meerkats from the privacy of their own rooms, forced to interact – however briefly – at the collective wateringhole in the need of sustenance. The breakfast at The Helania is hearty and everyone seems satisfied. After finishing up I check out and have a chat with Mel again. She only came to Scarborough just over three years ago. The B&B is closed over the cold winter months of November and December, but the start of 2019 had already been busy, with guests staying for a weekend or longer visits. There are even residential apartments where people working on the fishing boats reside for a month or longer.

“It’s been busy, yeah,” Mel says as she hands me a bill. “More so as people are worried about the terrorism.”
“The terrorism?” I ask, somewhat concerned.
“Yeah, you know. Not so much here, as it is quiet, but in London,” she says. “People are worried to go there. They want somewhere quieter. Then again, if all you thought about was that sort of thing, then you probably wouldn’t go anywhere!”
She smiles broadly, before making her excuses to answer the endlessly ringing telephone.

The morning is hazy, but also bright and sunny. The view of North Bay outside the B&B is truly stunning. The waves roll in thick swells and the sea sparkles in the sunlight. This time, I set out walking down to the North Bay promenade. People are out walking in the clear air. Dogs gather on the beach like a canine coffee morning, frolicking and catching up on important dog matters. Tired young parents bereft of sleep push sleeping infants, hoping that the chilly air would keep them asleep and, in turn, themselves awake.

On a giant bench is a towering statue entitled Freddie Gilroy and the Belsen Stragglers. It depicts a local man and former miner who was one of the first Allied soldiers to enter the notorious Belsen concentration camp when it was liberated in World War II on 15 April 1945. What he saw there would stay with him for the rest of his life: the most extreme form of human cruelty given full lease to roam. Gilroy was hit by the smell of rotting bodies, and of those still alive, almost half were as close to death as a human can get.

Gilroy would spend his 24th birthday at the camp, and in a later interview with a newspaper in the 1980s, he explained how he cried on every birthday since that day. He died of cancer in November 2008. Freddie was an ordinary man who witnessed extraordinary things. The statue was eventually made a permanent addition to Scarborough’s seafront after it was purchased for £50,000 and gifted to the city by pensioner Maureen Robinson. Mrs Robinson bought the sculpture as a thank you to Scarborough for all the happy years she had spent in the town. I get a little choked at this moment, but then a man walks past wearing a jumper with the slogan, ‘I believe in the Loch Ness Monster’, and that brings me firmly back to reality.

Further up from the statue is a rainbow swathe of brightly coloured beach chalets. Many are named after types of birds, such as kingfisher, grouse and lapwing. Pensioners sit on chairs outside sunning themselves or chatting with friends. I stop off in the Watermark café for a coffee. The café is filled with elderly people making a laboured effort to either stand up or sit back down again. A woman in her 70s sits down next to me and spends 15 minutes moving things around the counter top, like an elderly version of block puzzle game Tetris. Her friend arrives and does exactly the same thing. Her dog barks intermittently but she does nothing about it. Time to leave.

Walking onwards leads to the Sea Life Sanctuary, a series of tented buildings housing an aquarium and mini golf centre. I loop around it and on towards Scalby Mills. A small train platform sits here as the end of the line, with miniature steam trains going from Peasham Park and back again on the weekends. Up on a short cliff walk you get a staggering view across the bay. It really is a beautiful sight. Behind are the Scarborough suburbs. On Scalby Mills Road sit modest but well preened houses, with manicured gardens and family SUV cars parked up in the driveways. It is the kind of road where it is the done-thing to name your house. It’s always a fine balance between the grand and the modest, the poetic and the practical – The Headlands, Greenacre, Lilywhite. Why doesn’t anybody go for something a bit spicier, I wonder? Maybe, ‘War Bastard’, ‘The Fuck Bunker’ or ‘Chemical Weapons Testing Facility’. See how that goes down with the Nimbys.

I walk back towards town, making a beeline for the old Scarborough Prison on Dean Street. The Grade II listed building was opened in 1866, but only lasted 12 years before closing in 1878. In that time it accommodated only around 50 prisoners and it is believed that one of those managed to escape by scraping away unset mortar and removing the bricks. The site is now used by Scarborough Borough Council for storage.

Just up the road is Scarborough Workhouse, a particularly cruel institution from British history. With origins dating back to the Poor Law Act of 1838, the workhouse had conditions deliberately intended to be harsh and unforgiving to deter able-bodied people from looking for a free accommodation. In many ways this was the first marker in a long held belief that you could batter and beat infirm, broken and damaged people into being contributory citizens. The ‘pull thyself up by thy bootstraps’ form of welfare still sustains to this day in the form of Universal Credit.

Back on the front, the sunny weather has ensured it is lightly busy for a Monday afternoon. Day trippers dip in and out of the amusements and food outlets. I opt for Winking Willy’s fish and chip shop as my final stop, ordering fish and chips with slices of bread and butter, because, well, there just aren’t enough carbs in this meal already. I am upsold to have curry sauce with my chips, but while tempting, I decline on this occasion. When I first moved to Brighton and asked for curry sauce with my chips the man behind the counter looked at me like I had just asked him to lather the potato with boot polish. “Gravy then?” I followed up, somewhat optimistically. Maybe there is no place like home.

Next stop, we go north of the border to Scotland, and Glasgow.

The End of the Line: Clacton-on-Sea

The End of the Line is a 10-part travelogue journey to some of the highest Remain and Leave areas in the United Kingdom’s 2016 Referendum on EU membership. It was written over two years from 2018 to 2020, before Coronavirus made Brexit seem like a spot of man flu.

Tendring voted 69.5% Leave in the EU Referendum

Originally written in March 2019

Clacton-on-Sea has a history of fending off European invaders. Along the glorious sandy beaches of the Tendring coast lie dotted Martello towers – remnants of the coastal defences against the threat of a seaborne invasion by Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. Some 29 such towers were constructed in a fortified line running from Brightlingsea to Aldeburgh between 1809 and 1812. Each cylindrical tower was formed of 750,000 bricks, making the walls two to three meters thick and capable of absorbing a direct canon shot. They were armed with three canons, and a gun battery usually sat nearby. Each tower was designated with a letter, with towers C, D, E and F standing dutifully in watch from Jaywick to Clacton.

In the end the invasion never came as victory for England in the Battle of Trafalgar secured British control over the seas. Besides, Napoleon had become distracted by the new threats from Prussia and, in a common bête noir for your power-mad European dictator, ill-advisedly taking on the big bear of Russia to the East. Now, the Martello towers stand as stout monuments dominating the coast, permanently marking the threat that can be posed by an unshackled European power, real or imagined.

Although Boston in Lincolnshire recorded the highest proportion to vote Leave in the 2016 EU Referendum, in many ways it is the east coast of England that can lay the claim to be called ‘Brexit country’. Of the top five highest Vote Leave areas, three were in the East of England – Castle Point 72.7%, Thurrock 72.3% and Great Yarmouth 71.5% (the others were in Lincolnshire, including Skegness). Of the entire region only Norwich voted to remain in the UK. Tendring, including Clacton-on-Sea, voted Leave at 69.5%, well above the national average for England at 53.4%.

On a pallid grey Friday on 1 March 2019, I set out to visit Clacton. This day marked the near month-long countdown to Britain supposedly crashing out the European Union on 31 March, 2019. My Dad accompanies me on the trip. He used to live in Essex and we’d come to Clacton-on-Sea in my late teens for day trips. My Dad had separated with my Mum when I was 15 in 1994 and then later moved to Essex to work at the University. I’d come down for occasionally awkward yet generally fun weekends when he lived in the village of Wivenhoe, and then spend equally fun yet also equally awkward days out in Clacton, enjoying the attractions on the pier, walking the promenade and eating heaped plates of fish and chips.

On this spring day, the train we intended to get from London Liverpool Street was cancelled, a situation so common when travelling by train in Britain that one barely raises an eyelid anymore. Indeed, on every single trip I have made on The End of the Line, at least one train has been cancelled, delayed or disrupted in some fashion. We instead board the train to Colchester and change for the Clacton connection. Heading out of London the sky hangs as a dull grey shroud, a state exacerbated by the thick grime on the windows of the carriage. You can just about make out the Olympic Park at Stratford to the right, home of the London 2012 Olympics. The double helix of the red Arcelor Mittal tower pokes out from the ground and the London Stadium sits like a black and white basket dropped in the centre of the park. It’s now home to football club West Ham United.

A woman across from us frets about her ticket. The inspector had appeared and she couldn’t get the electronic ticket to display on her tablet.
“I’m not one of those people,” she urges to those seated behind her, somewhat desperately. “I have bought a ticket. I’m an honest person!”
She eventually manages to get the device working and lifts up the two seat trays laden down with make-up and hair straighteners to go in search of the inspector, who seems decidedly uninterested as to whether she had a valid ticket or not. She returns, mightily relieved, and promptly phones a friend to replay the entire tale.

A man bedecked entirely in a hue of beige restricted mainly for hearing aids waddles down the aisle and then, for some unknown reason, immediately waddles back again. Outside London chugs and chugs before eventually running out of steam. The sprawling outer suburbs amble into view as we move further and further towards the county of Essex. Upon arriving in Colchester, we face a twenty minute wait until the 11.16am to Clacton is due to arrive. So, we buy a dreary-tasting cup of hot brown liquid from the station café and my Dad somewhat wearily regails me of his commuting stories.

He had moved to Surrey part way through working for the university and had to do the long commute across the whole of London to get to work. It clearly isn’t a happy of memory for him, so I try to move the conversation on, but with the usual carnival of rail cancellations and delays in full force today, it isn’t so easy to break out of the painful reminiscences. As a commuter myself, I can sympathise. It’s like we are in a mundane version of Vietnam. If you enjoy the privilege of being able to walk to work, all I can see is; ‘you weren’t there, man, you don’t know!’ Some excuse of a broken down train flutters around the station loud speakers. Seasoned rail users tend to drone out such platitudinous piffle. The 11.16am is announced on the loudspeaker as arriving but after there’s no sign of it at that allotted time, the announcer decides it is best that it is now the 11.18am instead. Seriously.

The train eventually rolls out of Colchester and we pass the functional architecture of the University of Essex complex. Dad worked here from 1995 to 1998 and lived in the area up to 1997, when he moved to Surrey and commuted back to Colchester. A grey haze hangs over the complex as we zip by – Dad looks out as a substantial chunk of his life appears and disappears in a matter of seconds. We soon arrive at the pretty village of Wivenhoe, where he used to live. The timber clad buildings and cute cottages give it a quaint feel. He’s now retired and busying himself on a genealogy project. From his research (which I am rather cruelly revealing before he has had time to publish) our family lived in the area in the 1700s and 1800s. Wivenhoe was home to many generations of the Willis Family – of which my grandmother, whose maiden name was Willis, was part – from 1772 until the 1880s. The majority of the Willis males during this time were Seamen, Master Mariners and Shipowners many of whom sailed out of the Port of Colchester.

The flat landscape outside seems to go on forever. We roll through fields of mobile homes just outside the fabulously named, Weeley Heath. Onwards to Thorpe Le Soken, with the station surrounded by carcasses of derelict buildings, clinging on life support via a scaffolding exoskeleton. You can just about make out a quite pretty village beyond the Soviet bleakness. Eventually we roll into Clacton-on-Sea – all change, end of the line.

Clacton-on-Sea is a seaside town on the Essex sunshine coast that was and still is one of the most Eurosceptic towns in the UK. At the time of the 2016 vote, Clacton had 16 Ukip councillors and Britain’s only Ukip MP, Douglas Carswell. It is represented at the time of our visit by Giles Watling of the Conservative party. Watling first contested the seat in 2014 but lost to Carswell. He eventually won the seat in 2017 after Carswell, who had subsequently left Ukip and gone independent, did not stand at the election.

Ever since Ukip’s system-shocking third place finish in the 2015 general election with 12% of the vote, the Eurosceptic movement had been on the rise. Despite numerous gaffes, controversies and ill-advised Facebook rants, the movement continues to gain support in communities like Clacton, which have a high percentage of the population being of pensionable age. It is predicted that within 20 years 60% of Clacton’s population will be 60 or over. Although not guaranteed, this scenario can lead a place to lean towards more reactionary approaches to developments.

In 2014, an attempt to turn a former beauty salon on Pier Avenue into Tendring Islamic Cultural Association was met with strong local opposition, fuelled by intervention by the English Defence League (EDL) but with solid local support. The cultural centre had been originally rejected by Tendring Council, yet that decision was overturned by a planning inspector on appeal based on the belief that it would be beneficial to the rejuvenation of the town centre. However, it was reported that locals felt their views had been ignored during this process, and they found the EDL more than willing to listen.

We head down Station Road towards town. Various businesses line the street – estate agents dominate, alongside financial advisors and a scattering of funeral homes (one of which appears to have recently departed this world). A group of boys, riding bikes and wearing track suits, do wheelies as appears to be en vogue again. One tries to play chicken with us but I decline to move and he blinks first.
They observe my Dad’s white hair and beard. “Hello Santa!” one boy says to my Dad as he passes, which, admittedly, does raise a smile.

We head towards the sea front, across the precinct at the bottom of Station Avenue and onto Pier Avenue, a tight single lane road down to Marine Parade on the front. The Magic City arcade hums away on the right hand side of us, with brightly coloured buzzing machines lined up outside and processional banners pronouncing that it has an ATM inside in case you’re short of cash. On the other side is Amusements Gaiety Amusements, a clunky but base-covering name if ever there was one.

“Molly, get back here!” a woman in a tracksuit looks up from smoking to shout at her dog, soaked through as it bounds up to greet us. “Not everyone wants a wet dog bothering them.” We smile politely and side step the animal, which is now more preoccupied with trying to chew its own backside. We’ve walked down the coastal walkway and are now on the thick sand of the beach. It brings back pleasant memories of being here all those years ago. Martello Tower E sweeps into view.

The towers were original clad in white render but that has long ago been lost to the harsh winds whipping off the sea. According to the information board in front, it was somewhat bizarrely converted into a family home after the Napoleonic War finished and then in 1938 it became a water tower for the new Butlin’s Holiday camp. Clacton was the second site chosen by Billy Butlin for his burgeoning holiday camp empire, the first being Skegness. Butlin’s second camp was built on the West Clacton estate in 1936. It opened in 1937 and added a camp site a year later, able to accommodate 1,500 holidaymakers.

Just like Butlin’s in Skegness, the army took over Clacton Butlins in 1939. A plan to turn it into a POW camp complete with barbed wire and flood lights enraged the locals and was eventually dropped. Instead the camp was used to house the survivors of the Dunkirk evacuation. While Skegness Butlin’s was left in a reasonable state after the war was over, the Clacton site was a mess and it wouldn’t reopen to holiday makers until spring 1946. During the 1950s and ‘60s Butlins Clacton grew rapidly, adding chalet accommodation and increasing capacity to 6,000. Cliff Richard made his professional debut at the camp and it was featured in the closing credits of popular BBC sitcom ‘Hi-de-Hi’. Just as with Skegness, Clacton Butlin’s hit problems in the 1970s with the rise of cheap holidays to Spain and other sunny European destinations. In 1983 the camp closed down – at the time it employed 900 seasonal staff.

A buyer was found for the site and it reopened as the Disneyland-style Atlas Park in May 1984, but that lasted just four months before the owner hit financial problems. Everything left in the park was auctioned off and the land sold to developers, who turned it in the housing estate that sits on the site to this day. The estate utilises some of the original chalets and footprints. It feels a long time, though, since you could hear the call of the Butlin’s red coats echoing around the coast. Tourism remains a key part of the economy in Tendring, estimated to be worth more than £1m a day in revenue and accounting for 16% of jobs in the district.

We walk further onwards towards the next Martello tower. It is somewhat dilapidated and in need of repair compared to Tower E. Next to the beach is Clacton-on-Sea Golf Club. A group of men stand around waiting to tee off as we walk past. They’re all dressed in expensive looking golf gear and guffaw at a shared joke. One of the men approaches the tee, steadies himself, sucks in his sizeable gut and then hoofs the ball around 10 yards straight into the water trap. He tries to style it out, as though he meant to do such a thing purely for amusement, but his friends had already begun the mockery.

Further up the coast is Jaywick, named one of the most deprived places in the country in 2011, with more than half of working age residents receiving state benefits. Jaywick was again named England’s most deprived area on the Indices of Multiple Deprivation list in 2015 and will most likely feature again in 2020. It is internationally renowned, too. A view of Jaywick was used by a US Republican party politician and congressional candidate, Dr Nick Stella, in a political attack ad against Democrat opponents. ‘Only you can stop this from becoming a reality’, the slogan warned.

Jaywick was the location where Channel 4 recorded the controversial Benefits by the Sea reality television series. Critics accused the broadcaster of developing a new genre of ‘poverty porn’ that enabled middle class people to gawk at the deprived lives of those less fortunate, akin to some modern day freak show. However, you can imagine the Channel 4 film crew had spent much more time with the residents of Jaywick that any politician had at that time, or since.

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In the drama, Brexit: The Uncivil War, Carswell is depicted as visiting Jaywick with Vote Leave chiefs, Matthew Elliott and Dominic Cummings. They arrive at a run-down estate in Jaywick and Carswell is depicted, with arguable accuracy, as saying: “I don’t know this place.” The actor playing Cummings cutely replies: “Well, it’s in your constituency.”

Multiple complex issues combine in Jaywick, but one notable problem is housing. Much of the housing in the area was built for holiday homes aimed at people coming from London for a break. It was never designed for year-round living. Grumblings abound among residents of a disinterested local council unwilling or unable to tackle the problems in housing and beyond. They are the truly left-behind, and so it is unsurprising that a vote for the status quo in the EU referendum was never going to appeal.

As time is tight on our visit, we don’t walk further on towards Jaywick and instead head back towards Clacton to explore the town. (I fully appreciate the contradiction of criticising politicians for declining to come to Jaywick, and then doing exactly the same myself.) As we head back along the winds-swept but pleasant beach walk, a woman with purple hair strolls past us, dragging two small dogs behind her that have become preoccupied with a much larger dog, who in turn appears somewhat reticent to engage with proceedings. On the sand a mother and her children pick up litter from the sand and put it into a bin bag. It’s clear this beach is well loved.

The sand is thick and inviting. A squat hut sits with the words ‘Beach Patrol’ written in red on the blue painted wood. The Essex coastline is one of the most protected in Britain due to the wildlife. It has the strongest level of European preservation under the European birds and habitat directives. Further on, a memorial marks the spot where Sir Winston Churchill, then the first lord of the Admiralty, made a forced landing in a naval seaplane in April 1914. If it had happened today, Sir Wintson could have availed himself of the offer of an unlimited breakfast for £4.69 at the Toby Carvery nearby while he waited for a rescue.

We walk back into town and see a rather dour looking Premier Inn hotel, which sits on the site where the house on 7 Marine Parade once was. This was home to my Great Great Great Uncle William Willis in the 1880s until his death in 1892. William Willis was a Master Mariner and Shipowner who was born in Wivenhoe but retired from a life at sea to Clacton-on-Sea and took on the role of Harbour Piermaster in the 1880s until his death. (Credit must go to the countless hours that my Dad spent in the archives of the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich and the National Archives in Kew for this nugget of family history).

In front of the hotel sit some pretty landscaped gardens, each with a different theme, such as the Mediterranean Garden. A sign features a dog pointing in the style of Lord Kitchener with a message that says, ‘TENDRING NEEDS YOU: To bag it and bin it!’ Benches are everywhere, each with messages marking the passing of someone’s relative, loved one or friend. In one garden is a clearly well-tended memorial to PC Ian Andrew Dibell. In 2012 Clacton resident Trevor Marshall arrived home to find his neighbour, Peter Reeve, there to confront him. Reeve was armed with a gun. Marshall attempted to flee but Reeve shot at him and then pursued in a car. Marshall headed towards Redbridge road, where PC Dibell lived. He was off duty on that day, but upon seeing Reeve he dived in through his car window to seize the weapon. In doing so he was shot in the chest in a fatal wound. Reeve escaped, but his body was later found in a churchyard in Essex. He had shot himself. PC Dibell was given a guard of honour at his funeral and was later posthumously awarded the George Medal for gallantry, the first police officer to get the award for more than 20 years.

The sky above thickens with soupy clouds and it’s clear that rain is coming. We decide it’s time for lunch, and so head to Geo’s fish bar. A takeaway is at the front, and a restaurant at the back. A musty heat hits us upon entering. The décor is mostly based around brown melamine. It’s the kind of place with proper plates, bottles of vinegar on the tables and steaming mugs of tea. It’s cash only. I instantly love the place.

We sit down at a table and peruse the menu, while also eavesdropping on two couples nearby, average age of around 65, discussing the merits of different types of hearing aids. We order and not too long after arrives mountainous plates of cod and chips. The portions are huge – fish falling over the plate, chunky chips and a bucket of mushy peas. Bread is optional, but encouraged. We eat until it gets uncomfortable to go any further.

With a strong need to walk off about three pounds of solid food slowly digesting like a radioactive core in our stomachs, we head out to further explore the town. The last time I was in Clacton-on-Sea was more than 20 years ago. We find the specific spot where I posed for a photo in 1997. My messy thick curtained hair has reduced considerably over the years and the lines and wrinkles have deepened. I look at my previously fresh faced complexion and curse the passage of time. It is my fortieth birthday in a few days and I can now comfortably measure memories in decades.

Across the road is the Pink Palace Hotel, a passable take on a deco Miami hostelry complete with a vintage black American car parked outside. The rain that was threatened earlier has now arrived, so we head back towards town. An electrician argues with two men about wiring outside the Kassaba restaurant. “You can’t have wires exposed on the deck,” the electrician says. “Someone will kill themselves.” The other men don’t appear overly convinced by that argument. An amusement arcade fire truck ride rolls across the road, pushed by two workers hidden from view. It looks as though the ride has become sentient and made a break for freedom, but is now being pulled back into captivity. Go little fire truck, go.

We follow the enslaved ride on its journey back to Clacton Pier. Although work is being done on repairs it is still possible on this spring day to get onto the pier. As we enter the amusement arcade we’re hit with the usual wall of noise. Hundreds of machines compete in a bleeping contest, punctuated by chattering floods of coins, like pots and pans falling down a flight of stairs. Prizes are available for winning tickets, and you can see the promised bounty hanging from the ceiling. It’ll take a rather daunting 10,000 tickets to win a slow cooker. Winning 8,000 tickets seems somewhat more achievable to take home a fetching pedal bin. Both challenges appear to be utterly beyond us, particularly as our reaction speeds are still rather slowed by the still digesting mound of carbohydrate in our stomachs.

Instead, we leave the orchestra of victory behind and head outside onto the pier. The sea air whips across as we navigate the various attractions and amusements, most of which are closed for the winter. At the end is a rotunda café giving panoramic views out to sea. It’s virtually deserted on the wooden board pier, barring some men fishing at the far end inside glass walled enclosures, like bus stops, giving them some protection from the elements. Their fishing rods twitch in the air, but no one seems close to a catch. We stand and look out to sea, enjoying the moment and the silence.

Three months after my visit to Clacton, my employer, the consumer group Which?, would name Clacton-on-Sea as Britain’s worst seaside destination alongside Bognor Regis in West Sussex. Clacton gained a customer rating of only 47%, compared to 89% for Bamburgh in Northumberland and 81% for Southwold and Aldeburgh further up the coast from Clacton in Suffolk. Which? members surveyed gave Clacton just a solitary star for attractions, as well as peace and quiet. That rating possibly has basis but does seem rather harsh.

Clacton beach is well kept and inviting. Considering Clacton is only an hour from London, it seems strange that it doesn’t have the same pull as Brighton, with its pebble based beach lacking similar charms. While places such as Whitstable in Kent have reinvented themselves to appeal to holiday makers and younger people looking to escape London, it appears that Clacton is stuck in the past, frozen in time as the world around it changes. And in such circumstances it is always easy to look for who is to blame.

Exiting the pier, we head back towards town. It’s now late in the afternoon and the atmosphere seems notably tenser and more rowdy. As we walk back up West Avenue a pallid-skinned woman marches past with a twitching gait. Two men and a woman cackle loudly in the doorway of Peacocks clothes shop. “Yeah, well she can go fuck herself!” the woman bellows like she was calling out a food order for collection.
My Dad looks up at a Poundland store, ‘didn’t they go bust?” he asks. I blow my cheeks out and decide that it’s time for a drink.

We head to the Warwick Arms pub, surrounded by a bleak car park, like a moat made of concrete and weeds. The pub itself is a converted semi-detached house, with paving slabs of varying pastel colours in front from the golden age of ‘crazy paving’. Advertising boards outside promote the B&B accommodation and a function room for hire. It’s so dark inside that we aren’t sure if it is actually open. Undeterred, we try the door and venture inside. It’s 3pm and there’s a gaggle of drinkers at the bar. A few seem already several drinks into the session.

I motion my Dad to find a seat in one of the pinky-red velour booths, and then get us both a drink. All around the walls are mock Tudor beams. A couple sits at the bar. The man drinks a pint of lager and she has a sugary alcopop of some description. I figure they’re probably in their late 60s. A younger man talks to them, gesticulating with his pint to punctuate certain points. “So he needs to go into assisted living and the council says no,” he explains to a few ‘oohs’, ‘ahs’, and shaken heads. “So, I says, ‘look, you just bought a £3m building in town, how can you say no?’ Well, the bloke don’t know what to say to that, does he.”

The couple ‘tsk’ in agreement. A giant of a man walks in. He must be well over six feet tall and easily more than 20 stone. He walks with a cane. You could imagine he was called Frank or Dave or John, with either the prefix ‘big’ or ‘little’ depending on his friends’ penchant for irony. They continue to lament the alleged ineptness of the local council, occasionally look over with bemused indifference at my Dad and I sat in a booth near the window. I wonder if we would be pulled into the conversation or possibly have our heads kicked in. In the end neither outcome occured and we just finish our drinks and head back out into the afternoon drizzle.

As is often the case with these trips, I end up in a Wetherspoons. It is, after all, hard to resist the siren song of cheap beer and sticky carpets. In the Moon and Stars, we get another drink and sit down on one of the high tables. A couple sat near the window canoodle each other, periodically slugging on large bottles of Hooch or going out for a cigarette break. The latest Brexit developments are displayed on the flatscreen TV on the wall. A man idly watches with a grim-faced expression. I look down at my pint glass. The golden liquid inside illuminates a marketing slogan on it. It says; ‘TO THE BITTER END.’

Next stop on our journey, Bristol

The End of the Line: Bristol

The End of the Line is a 10-part travelogue journey to some of the highest Remain and Leave areas in the United Kingdom’s 2016 Referendum on EU membership. It was written over two years from 2018 to 2020, before Coronavirus made Brexit seem like a spot of man flu.

Bristol voted 61.7% Remain in the EU Referendum

Originally written in March 2019 (before Edward Colston ended up in the drink)

Bristol’s always been a place that has evaded me. Not literally, of course, as cities don’t tend to move around that much. But rather nothing in my life ever took me there. The only time I ventured to Bristol was for a few hours spent at Bristol Temple Meads railway station with other festival goers waiting to head to Glastonbury by minibus. That was 1997, the year when Tony Blair stormed to power on a wave of big political dreams and a sound track of D-Ream. ‘Things, can only get better,’ the band belted out. Well, yes and no, as it turned out.

Pretty much the entire South West of England voted to get out of the European Union. The five anomalies in the more than 25 region block were South Hams, Exeter, Bath & North East Somerset, Mendip and, of course, Bristol. These remain redoubts now sit like blue lily pads, bobbing on angry ripples of a vast yellow sea. If so many of their neighbours wished to leave the European Union, why did Bristolians prefer to remain?

I take the train from Brighton to Bristol, changing at Fareham near Southampton. On the first leg of the journey, two men board my train carriage clearly in the thralls of a thunderous hungover. A whiff of stale beer and cigarettes wafts from them as we cross the river Adur out of Shoreham and past the airport. The man with the bigger beard and a nose ring leans his head on the window glass and says to the other, ‘Wake me up when we get there.’ The other man replies, ‘That means I am going to have to be the responsible adult.’ But his travelling companion is already asleep.
To keep himself awake, the man cracks open a pint can of Monster energy drink and takes a sizeable slug. A free table becomes available and they move over, with one remarking kindly; “Let’s move before we stink up the place.”
After they have settled, he orders his friend. “Now back to sleep with you.” The other happily obliges.

The sky outside is grey and pregnant with rain. The air already appeares damp but it’s clear that a greater deluge is on the way: the kind of rain that never relents and never seems likely to stop, until of course, it does. A misty haze hangs over the stippled green fields as we roll through the Worthing stations. East Worthing, Worthing and West Worthing: why a relatively small West Sussex town needs three station remains a mystery. Worthing voted Leave by 53%, as did neighbouring Adur (54.6%), Arun (62.5%) and Chichester (50.9%). By contrast Horsham, Mid Sussex, Brighton & Hove and Lewes all voted Remain, with the biggest margin being Brighton.

The flat landscape outside extends onwards, seemingly without limit. The sea of dull brown is punctuated periodically by the odd town or settlement. The garishly bright yellow puffer jacket worn by a boy sitting across from me begins to give me a headache. He has man-spreaded so successfully that, even though we are on a table of four with two empty seats, I feel thoroughly boxed in. Outside, gnarled and naked trees stand starkly, waiting for more bountiful seasons to return. The hungover man gets off at Chichester, pulls his hood up and stumbles towards the exit and presumably a welcome bed somewhere.

Chichester station has a Waitrose next to it. You can always tell a posh place if there is a Waitrose. According to a 2018 report by Lloyds Bank, a home near a Waitrose supermarket sold for 12% more than the average for that neighbourhood. You’d get a value bump, too, if you live near a Marks & Spencer or branch of Sainsburys, but Waitrose remained the golden ticket for middle class England.

Just outside of Nutbourne, a tatty Union Jack floats in the wind on someone’s conservatory. Onwards we go through fields punctuated by clusters of identikit new build homes forming new towns with humorous names, like Warblington. The man-spreader gets off at Havant, and I enjoy a momentarily delicious return of my freedom of movement, only for a woman to replace him and block the entire table with her huge suitcase.

At Cosham, a woman waves at the train with a look of sheer terror on her face. She looks right at me, but also beyond me. Should I wave back? Will she curse me if I don’t? Is she a ghost of a passenger lost in the never ending delays that blight our railways? She is at once a warning from the past and the future. By the time I have decided it’s probably best to hedge my bets and wave back, we’ve already long left the station. Outside, rows upon rows of houses roll past the train. Each has its own story to tell. Laughter, tears, love, hate. Christmas arguments, birthday surprises, shouting matches: all the stories I will most likely never get to hear.

Finally we arrive into Fareham and a short wait to get the connection to Cardiff that stops at Bristol Temple Meads. A bitter wind lashes the open station, cutting me to the bone. I step from one foot to the other to keep warm until the three-car train arrives. I take a seat at a table. A woman opposite me gives me a disapproving look for disrupting her afternoon with my desire to sit down. She peers at a magazine with mouth open a sliver, as if slowly sucking up the printed words and pictures.
“Can I get a coffee at Eastleigh?” she asks the passing conductor.
“Yes,” comes the reply. “There used to be a trolley service on this train but that went in the cuts.”
“Oh,” the woman says, full of concern. “What a shame.”
She dutifully gets off at Eastleigh, bearing what appears to be the entire contents of clothing shop Primark in a series of large paper bags, forcing me to duck out of the way as she passes.
At the station a huge group of middle aged women get on and embark on a chaotic journey to find seats together. ‘One there, one there, one there,’ a woman with frizzy hair bellows at the others behind her. They fret about two people who have sat further down the carriage, until they are shamed into re-joining the group. Bags of crisps, sausage rolls, sweets and other snacks emerge in a festival of chomping. ‘Anyone want a chocolate mini-egg?’ ‘Sausage roll?’ ‘These are gluten free?’
My stomach rumbles.

The rain that was advertised earlier has now met its delivery slot. A thick soupy haze hangs in the air. The train approaches Westbury. The group of women conduct a similar kerfuffle when getting off the train, with the frizzy haired lady once more acting as the cox.
“It’s this stop, get up!” she bellows.
“Alright Elaine, you’re not the conductor!” another woman responds.
They all get off. One woman, called June, straggles behind and they urge her to hurry up. She looks at me smiling as she goes past.
“Now you can have some peace!”
I smile back.

In the far distance out of Westbury you can see the White Horse, a giant horse embossed in the hills and the oldest such marking in Wiltshire. The skies darken further as we near the beautiful sandstone buildings of Bath Spa. Sizeable estates stand guard over the lush green countryside. Towering manor houses watching over everything they survey. Rugby pitches dominate over football. Then can be seen long, proud rows of attractive houses. Everywhere, wealth pervades.

Eventually, the train arrives into Bristol Temple Meads station and I get off. Although the station is grand in scale and appearance, the area around it at the time is definitely a work in progress. A messy tangle of road works herald development, but right now create a circuitous and laborious maze to navigate into town for the pedestrian. Every passage appeares to be blocked either by plastic barriers or exhaust fumes. Eventually I emerge, slightly bewildered, close to the harbour and spot for the first time the lovely, brightly coloured rows of houses that gild the cliffs around Bristol harbour.

With an estimated population of 459,300 people at the time, Bristol is the largest city in the South West of England. It’s a youthful city, with more children under sixteen than people of pensionable age. Like Brighton and Liverpool (similar shipping history and also voted Remain at 58.2%), but also Amsterdam in many ways, Bristol is a place where wealth, history and youth combine to create somewhere unique. It’s a place of substantial development. Bristol City Council has committed to building more than 2,800 new homes in the city in the 2019/20 financial year. The area around Bristol Temple Meads was designated as the first of the Enterprise Zones in the 2011 Budget. Some 11,000 homes were to be created in the 70 hectare site and the station given an upgrade. As I walk over the canal a barge boat hangs a big banner for an Abolition and Slave Trade Memorial. The message states; reconciliation, remembrance, reflection. As I will find over the course of my visit, Bristol is a city eagerly eyeing the future, but also grappling with its past.

Leaving the spaghetti junction of road works, I reach Queen Square. A group of tourists are receiving a tour and I stop to steal a few eavesdropped moments of local history while pretending to inspect the statue of William III on his horse. I head further into town. Bristol’s a cool place. Trendily dressed young people mooch about town, some ride on bikes in convoys like you see in Amsterdam. There are huge graffiti murals, celebrated as pieces of art rather than just urban blight. Shoppers browse eye-catching vinyl albums in Rough Trade Records.

The precinct ahead is more akin to any English city. All the usual chains are here and teenagers hang about trying to entertain themselves. A lad on his bike deliberately blocks my path and chuckles as I have to walk around. I ‘tsk’ and shake my head at him as is the way to register displeasure without getting a right good kicking in return. There is an edginess to Bristol town centre, but no more than anywhere. The wind dashes through the precinct, the earliest warning of the coming Storm Freya. It had already been dubbed a ‘killer storm’ by the papers but no one seemed overly bothered here.
“Still better than last March,” the barman in the Drawbridge pub says as he pours my pint. “Made a right mess of my garden.”

Everton are playing Liverpool and it is being beamed out on giant tellies throughout the pub. Outside, a couple of street drinkers walk down the road, bellowing at each other. The barman clearly knows them well.
“Who’s that bloke e’s with?” a drinker asks at the bar at the kerfuffle outside.
“That’s his wife!” the barman replies.

The row outside starts to settle down, as other homeless people gather with the group. Sleeping bags are draped round their necks as they try to fend off the already freezing temperatures.
“Hope they’ve got somewhere to go tonight,” the barman says as he cleans some glasses.

After finishing my drink, I take a walk down the waterfront area. Alongside the Watershed pontoon, people slumped in shop doorways periodically emerge from the gloom to ask for change or a cigarette. According to figures from Bristol City Council, there were 82 rough sleepers in Bristol in late 2018, the fifth highest number nationally at the time and up by around 50% on 2014’s figure. Thanks to a tough economic climate and skyrocketing rents in the city, many have been left without a home. The city council’s rough sleeping team had contact with 951 people in 2018, up 23% on the previous year. The gaggle of street drinkers seen outside the pub earlier passes me as I head back towards King Street.

Small Bar turned out to be, in actual fact, not that small. Behind a thick wooden bar stand two trendily dressed people serving up advice on all the beer selections on offer, and periodically taking orders for fried chicken and burgers served in plastic baskets. A small tuck shop offers a range of retro snacks, such as Kinder Eggs and Pickled Onion Monster Munch crisps. Art on the walls appears to have come from am upmarket tattoo parlour. The tables are formed of old scaffolding tubes and joints, and there are the inevitable filament lightbulbs hanging from the ceiling.

Still, though, it’s a nice enough joint with a bubbly, youthful clientele. A woman with strawberry blonde hair talks loudly and with ferocious speed about everything from her art to her daily Pilates routine. The bearded man she’s with nods, smiles and laughes heartily at all the right places. Time to move on. The King William is opposite Small Bar, in more ways than one. It’s a Sam Smith’s pub and so has both cheaper prices and more grizzled drinkers. A group in the front bar decides not to even bother hiding that they’re topping their pints up with cans brought with them. The barman appeares to have stopped caring a long time ago. I order a pint of Taddy Lager (imagine a beer made from diluted cordial) and head to the back of the pub. A couple are deep in conversation but look up at me as I take a seat.
“Is she bothering you?” the man asks me, motioning to the woman, “because she sure is bothering me!”
They laugh at the tediously predictable joke. I manage to muster a weak smile in return and hope that this is the end of the audience participation.

It’s getting late and my stomach is wondering why I am ignoring its clear and unequivocal rumbles. Before I seek sustenance, though, I am tempted sufficiently to pop into Kongs of King Street, a trendy loft style bar with neon, craft beers and retro video games. A row of arcade machines sits at the back of the bar. I buy a pint and then play Megaman, quickly realising that I have no idea what I am doing and have always found this game deeply annoying. Instead, I sit down and watch a group of friends play the Tekken fighting game on a projector screen. A panda is selected to fight an obese man on an exploding oil rig. I share a bemused look at the combination with the two underage drinkers also watching the action close to me. When in Rome, I guess.

Dinner is had at Pieminister, an expanding Bristol-based chain serving up, well, pies. The service is somewhat chaotic that evening, with staff appearing stretched despite it being 10pm and the restaurant relatively quiet. The pie is well received when it arrives, though, with thick, rich pastry and a good filling, plus decent gravy on the side. I pay up and head out into the cold, night air. A couple of street drinkers argue over something outside my hotel, barking in incoherent angry slurps. ‘Hope they have a bed for the night,’ I think. I feel guilty that I have a warm and cosy hotel room to myself, but soon sleep takes me.

Clifton Down

I wake up, unsurprisingly, in the same hotel room on my own. Today is my 40th birthday. Forty years spent living in England. Forty years on planet Earth, and all I have to show for it is the foresight to buy a breakfast sandwich the night before from Sainsbury’s. I make a cup of black coffee (never trust UHT milk) and tuck into my meagre birthday breakfast bounty. Maybe I will wrap up the shower gel and then I can pretend that someone bought me a present to open. No, mister, you just sit there and eat your sandwich and think about what you’ve done.

After showering the tears out of my eyes (joke), I check out of the hotel and head off to explore more of Bristol. As you might have noticed, Bristol Temple Meads isn’t at the end of the train line. There were a number of reasons why I was drawn to this city, but I have started the End of the Line shtick now, so had better convolute some reason to be here. Clifton Down station is therefore my destination today. If you don’t like it, write to your MP and they can ignore it, too. I walk down by the quay side, past the Andolfini Contemporary Art Gallery and over the bridge to Wapping Wharf. A café has cable spools overturned and made into tables. Thick metal links sit in bunches on the floor for the boats to tie up to. Red-faced joggers pant their way across the cantilevered bridge. Cool-looking kids wearing big headphones head to work or University or to play ironic Tekken.

Heading onto the wharf you can see the giant shipping cranes, stretching up like industry edifices. In the 1300s Bristol was the second most important city after London. This had been made possible after the River Frome had been diverted to create a wider channel able to take bigger ships into Broad Quay, just further up from Wapping Wharf. In the 1400s the trade with France declined and merchants looked farther afield for riches, to the Far East and also eventually, Africa and the Caribbean.

Bristol remains a working port city, but it has moved with the times. Around the corner from the cranes, shipping containers have been stacked and converted into a venue for shops and cafes. Further up past the dockside railway, a modern complex of flats promises quay-side views. It had started to drizzle when I reached the SS Great Britain, the first propeller-driven, ocean-going, iron ship to cross the Atlantic to America and the largest passenger ship of her day in the late 1840s. The ship was designed by a genuine British genius of industrial design, who could arguably claim the title for best name in history, Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

The SS Great Britain, along with the earlier SS Great Western, had revolutionised ship design. Brunel died shortly after the ill-feted launch of his industrial, sea bound monster. It had a controversial life, but still made its mark. Brunel seemingly could turn his mind to any design challenge. It was his original design that was adapted by William Henry Barlow and John Hawkshaw to create the Clifton Suspension bridge that spans Avon Gorge over the River Avon, linking Clifton with Leigh Woods in North Somerset. The Grade 1 listed bridge remains a symbol of Bristol to this day.

The clouds above me darken as I move on through the dockside, passing the Underhill working shipyards filled with various businesses, from ship buildings to artistic iron workers. The South West accent has a wonderful sing-song lilt to it.
“You wan me tow bring ‘em dowen, or rrr yoo gon come ‘erp?” a man in overalls calls from the top of a ship being repaired to an unseen colleague. I can’t help but smile at the sound.
I head on over Spike Island (not to be confused with the island in the Mersey where the Stone Roses played a notorious 1990 concert) and then travel up to Clifton. Halfway up the ridiculously steep hill, and with nowhere to shelter, the clouds open and the rain pours down in an absolute deluge. Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me….

I can just about make out a pretty row of dockside cottages as slicing cold sheets of rain batter my face in diagonal lines. It’s the type of relentless rain you get occasionally in England. Most time it’s just a drizzly cold war of attrition, but on occasions that escalates into extreme atmospheric bombardment. I scan the submerging scene desperately for a coffee shop but my glasses have steamed up to such a degree that I am temporarily debilitated. I stagger about like Mr Magoo, my clothes getting more saturated and tighter with every step. In a mad panic I plough up Granby Hill and immediately regret relying on Google Maps. The road proves to be a near vertical grind up the hill, all the time the weather slapping me around the face like a dandy goading me to a one sided duel.

Eventually I reach the top of the hill and the salvation of a coffee shop. I stumble inside, sit down and watch through the window as the rain magically stops and a sliver of sunshine punctures the clouds.
‘Well played, weather,’ I think to myself. ‘Well played.’
My clothes are so soggy and wet that they had begun to steam. My hair (well, what’s left of it) is slapped to my forehead as though I am Lego mini figure that didn’t pass quality control. I shiver and clutch my coffee for warmth. Meanwhile, at a nearby counter a woman is eulogising about the benefits of eating dates.
“Before I came here I just thought they were for my grandma,” she says happily to the waitress, who is politely showing interest.
On another table a bald man talks loudly on his phone while staring at a spreadsheet on his Macbook with an expression of mild irritation. Another lady enters, orders a lemongrass and ginger tea, and finds a seat.

Outside I see the Clifton Village Fish Bar, with a sign in its window proudly stating that it is in the top 100 fish and chip restaurants. But where, I wonder? Is it 1st place or 99th? That seems an important bit of information to know. Much like Bath, Clifton Village exudes wealth. The average price of a house sold in Clifton over the past year was £436,076, almost twice the national average property value of £225,621. The average price of a flat sold in Clifton was £349,838, a terraced property would set you back £699,533, while you’d need more than £1m for a semi-detached house, according to data from Right Move.

You can understand why people would want to live here. Tall sandstone buildings stand elegantly around well-presented squares. Boutique shops and cafes line the main roads. Expensive cars sit parked up waiting for their owners. The Clifton Suspension Bridge is not far away, and nearby it the Clifton Observatory. The view from there is staggering, with the sweeping bridge straddling the gorge and the undulating Somerset hills further ahead. If I wasn’t damp and freezing cold, I would have stayed and enjoyed it for longer.

Dropping down through the park at the back of the observatory I soon find myself on Clifton Down, a grand road that curves around the Cliffside green space. The road is lined on one side by huge buildings that were clearly once the homes of very wealthy individuals (and, no doubt, many still are). Here the fortunes made from shipping and maritime industries forged mansions for the prosperous and fortunate. Eventually I find Clifton Down train station. This used to be a through station but now trains go just one way from both platforms towards Avonmouth, Bristol Temple Meads and, an actual end of the line station, Severn Beach in South Gloucestershire. Severn Beach is just 24 minutes away from Clifton Down station, yet is located in a region that voted 52.7% to leave the European Union. The reasons for such a scenario are presumably too complex to generalise, but it is perhaps telling that the average house price in Severn Beach is £235,184, nearly £200,000 less than the average for Clifton. At that rate you are losing just over £8,000 in property wealth for every minute of the train journey.

Clifton Down station is pretty nondescript. It has two platforms, but with just one way in and one way out (with a disused tunnel in the other direction). The platforms are dingy and dank, being in the shadow of the brick mountain that is the back of the Clifton Down Shopping Centre. The drizzle continues as I walk down the platform. A woman asks me where she can get a ticket for the train. “Ah,” she says after I point her to the ticket machine she is standing right next to. I walk up the stairs to leave. A homeless man stands at the top taking shelter from the rain.
“Good morning,” he says, before correcting himself. “Good afternoon, I should say. It’s nearly 12.” He peaks around the corner and points at the clock on the tower of Tynedale Baptist Church. “That’s how I know what time it is. That’s how I know.”

I exit the station and head towards Whiteladies road, passing the Black Boy Inn. Both names have had rumoured connections to the slave trade, but both with no clear basis in fact. Same is true for the myth that slaves were brought from Africa and held in caves under Redcliffe before being auctioned off. There is no evidence to support this, but an unchallenged myth has a habit of morphing through repetition into historical ‘fact’. However, Bristol does have a long association with the slave trade, and the modern city continues to grapple with its own complicated history. Nowhere is this more clearly seen than in the connection with one of Bristol’s most famous sons.

Edward Colston was a wealthy shipping magnate in the late 1600s, who became famous for his philanthropic work in the city. A significant chunk of his fortune came from the slave trade. During his time at the Royal African Company, it is estimated that between 1672 and 1689, Colston’s ships ferried around 84,000 men, women and children from Africa and the West Indies. It is believed that around a quarter – more than 20,000 people – died during the journeys as conditions were so bad.

There’s a statue of Edward Colston in the town centre of Bristol. When I visit it, the man looks down on me with disdain as I stand at his feet. The accompanying plaque says; ‘Erected by the citizens of Bristol as a memorial of one of most virtuous and wise sons of their city. 1895’. However, for much of Bristol’s population, the statue and the legacy of Colston jar with the modern world they live in. Bristol is a diverse city, with 16% of the population belonging to a black or minority ethnic group. However, a Runnymede Trust Report released in 2018 showed Bristol has the greatest disparity between white and ethnic minority communities anywhere outside of London.

Understandably, having a statue to a known slave trader has attracted protests. Graffiti drops of blood were once placed on it (rumoured to be done by Bristol artist Banksy). A red ball and chain was placed on Colston’s leg in May 2018. Rather less subtly in the 1990s, someone daubed ‘fu*k off, slaver trader’ on the statue. When I visit in March 2019 a guerrilla art exhibit had been placed at the statue involving human figures laid at his feet and words written on boards saying things like ‘sex worker’, ‘fruit picker’ and ‘kitchen worker’ in reference to the modern slavery that now blights society. Trafficked people from Lithuania had only been recently found locked up in a home on Hathway Walk in east Bristol.

There had been calls to take the statue down, in a similar way that statues of Confederate figures had been removed from parts of the United States. But how do you unpick Colston from the city? His name is everywhere: from streets to buildings, to pubs and halls. Every mention is a reminder that the city was made, in part, on the backs of slaves. Edward Colston’s statue sits on Colston Avenue opposite music venue Colston hall. You might as well call Bristol, ‘Bristol – brought to you in association with Edward Colston.’

However, the city is now quietly trying to shake off this controversial patriarch. The St Mary Redcliffe and Temple School said in February, 2019, that it would rename a house bearing Colston’s name to ‘reflect diversity’. It will instead become Johnson House, in honour of NASA mathematician Katherine Johnson. Assistant head Karuna Duzniak told Bristol Live: “We cannot change the past, but we can change the future.”

Such moves have inevitably stirred feelings of resentment among certain communities that they were being made to feel guilty or ashamed of Bristol’s history. Although there are clear tensions, it feels a healthy sign for a city to confront and challenge its past. Just as is happening with the Windrush Generation in Brixton, sections of Bristol’s society are beginning to ask important questions about the city’s past. Dealing with such a past does not mean that you were guilty of the crimes, or should carry the shame. Rather, to honour history means to confront it and to be prepared for answers that run counter to the prevailing view.

The Black Boy Inn is closed when I walk past so instead I go to the Jersey Lily for a pint. A big group arrives for lunchtime drinks, possibly from a local business. Another group near me discusses such diverse topics as computer hacking and being in the army. I finish my pint and then head back to Bristol Temple Meads to go home. Down Whiteladies Road, I pause as a man carries a 55-inch 4K television from Richer Sounds to his BMW. Across the road are two sofa shops – Sofa Shop (no prizes for that name) and the intriguing Sofa Library. You could imagine a terse silence inside as people pour over tomes detailing the history and theory of sofa design, punctuated by the occasional polite cough.

Veering off the main road I head onto Cotham Hill and down through the University district. Students are out for lunch and there’s a big queue for Parsons bakery. I take a meandering route back towards the station. More university buildings pass, some stylish and new, others old and austere. Then the Christmas Steps, one of the oldest streets in Bristol, this stepped way’s name is thought to derive from a bastardisation of its previous title, Knyfesmyth Street. Or it could come from nativity scene on the window of The Chapel of the Three Kings of Cologne at the top of the street. Or it could be just because Christmas Steps sounds good and attracts the tourists.

The River Frome originally used to run at the bottom of this steep hill and barrels would be rolled down the steps to waiting ships at the bottom. As with most things in Bristol, the sense of history is balanced always by the modern. Classic vintage shops are juxtaposed with trendy art galleries and a pub that’s dark inside for a deliberate reason. A man asks me for directions as I stand looking up at The Christmas Steps pub pondering another drink. I shrug and explain that I am not a local.
“Ah,” he says. “I used to come here when I was kid. It’s changed so much, I don’t know where anything is anymore.”

Crossing over the pretty Queen Square, I walk past the statue of William III once more. The edifice, which depicts William looking majestic on horseback, was erected in 1736 to mark Bristol’s support for the Crown and Parliament Recognition Act 1689. This rather bizarre piece of legislation, which stands to this day, declared that James II had abdicated, when in fact he had been allowed to flee to France after William had invaded England with the backing of the political elite and a rather sizeable naval fleet.

With James gone, parliament could not hand the crown to William of Orange until it had some sort of legal standing to do so. Hence the Crown and Parliament Recognition Act 1689 came into force, effectively saying, “Some really illegal stuff just happened but it’s OK because this gives it the rubber stamp of approval, so we’re all good, right?.” They would have loved Brexit, I think to myself. I look up at William’s statue. His face gazes fiercely towards the horizon, as though surveying another country to invade. A pigeon then defecates on his head, with the residue rolling down his cheek in a solitary white tear.

Next stop on our journey, Clacton-on-Sea


The End of the Line: Hastings

The End of the Line is a 10-part travelogue journey to some of the highest Remain and Leave areas in the United Kingdom’s 2016 Referendum on EU membership. It was written over two years from 2018 to 2020, before Coronavirus made Brexit seem like a spot of man flu.  

Hastings voted 54.7% Leave in the 2016 EU Referendum

Originally written in February 2019

The last time I visited Hastings was in 2007. I had been sent to the Sussex seaside town to do ‘vox pops’ for a magazine I was working for at the time. On that chilly autumnal Saturday, I wandered around Hastings town centre, periodically accosting some unfortunate person who was out shopping. I’d shove a Dictaphone under their nose and then ask the confused individual a series of questions on the effects of privatisation of public industries (yes, I really did this). Then, my photographer would take a portrait of the person’s still puzzled expression, before I shuffled off to the next victim.

I was a staff writer on the magazine (which shall remain nameless), writing and editing a variety of pages on various topics, from pop music to politics. I can say with a good degree of confidence that the magazine’s editor (who shall also remain nameless) would have viewed leaving the European Union as a thoroughly decent idea. I was blissfully ignorant at the time, but the indicators were more than glaring. He commissioned me to do an interview with Brendan O’Neill, the controversial columnist and editor of Spiked Online, the libertarian online magazine. He sent me to see Matthew Elliott, then of the conservative lobbying group, the Tax Payers Alliance, but latterly the chief executive of Vote Leave, the official group campaigning for Britain to leave the European Union. I had absolutely no idea who Mr Elliott was and most likely asked him a set of truly inane questions at the time.

My editor saved his most aggressive editing for any left-leaning interview or subject I conducted or commissioned myself. A feature on climate change I put together was ordered for a near complete re-write as I apparently hadn’t come at it from a ‘critical perspective’ or reflected how climate science was apparently ‘a bit iffy’. To be fair, I was hideously hungover during the interview and had to pause proceedings while I went to discreetly empty the contents of my stomach in the toilet, but that’s another story. I was young and desperate for work at the time. Hell, I would probably have written a positive review of Mein Kampf if the price-per-word had been competitive

In both Brexit and Donald Trump’s rise to power in the US, the media and its practices have come under the spotlight. Critics claim that the so-called ‘mainstream media’ is guided by liberal bleeding hearts, cruelly robbing valiant right-wingers of the fair platform they deserve. In fact, the opposite is more than often true. At many times the media is pushed towards ‘small c’ conservatism, either overtly or with more subtle gait, akin to someone walking with one leg slightly shorter than the other. Whether media outlets are chasing revenue, pleasing some distant wealthy owner or striving towards some illusionary ‘balance’, the effect can be a completely imbalanced, impartial and distorted view of the world. The viewer, reader or Twitterer is left with a meal in which true fact is an ingredient they can only taste intermittently. And regardless of your chosen diet, that cannot be healthy.

On another Saturday, this time in February 2019, I again travel to Hastings on the train from Brighton. The two places are only an hour apart, yet they voted very differently in the EU Referendum (read more about Brighton here). Hastings wanted out by a decent margin, and that was despite the local Hastings MP at the time being Amber Rudd, the then secretary of state for work and pensions, who campaigned for the UK to remain. Rudd would also later call for a second referendum on leaving the European Union, against the wishes her own prime minister (again, at the time).

Sat on the train, I observe two young boys near me chatting away. Their plummy, posh voices jar with their urban streetwear outfits. They discuss their upcoming work experiences, both for some local creative media companies. One says, ‘it’s nice just to sit down for a bit, isn’t it.’ The other one agrees that it has been a really busy week. They can’t be more than 15 years old. I resist the urge to scream, ‘It’s all downhill from here!’.

The train rumbles onwards through the Sussex countryside. The trees outside are stripped and bare, giving everything a dulled colour palette, like Chernobyl on a good day. The sky hangs in a hazy grey. Hopeful patches of powder blue are few and far between. We roll through Lewes, the pretty town just outside of Brighton where property prices would make even a Londoner blush. Onwards we go, through the rolling hills of Sussex. A plump set of Hillocks puncture the horizon, like the upturned buttocks of a drunk, passed out face first.

The boys exchange vaguely braggy conversation about people they know who are making films, recording hit albums, or something like that. It’s probably 80% bullshit, but that would no doubt stand them in a very good stead for their future media careers. One of the boys gets off at Berwick, presumably heading home to an enormous country pile owned by his parents, whom he resented for some unclear reason.

Onwards. The scrub brush becomes thicker, the fields greener, the sky more flecked and brushed, as though freshly painted by Turner. A man in a blue puffer jacket, who had already been to the toilet twice in half an hour, eyes me suspiciously from a few rows ahead. I stop typing until he judges that I had learned my lesson, and looks away. We arrive into Polegate, with its boxy, 1970s buildings constructed in an architectural style that could best be described as ‘functional holiday camp’. A Union Jack flag flies limply on top of a shed in a back garden. Brighton & Hove Albion fans wait on the opposite platform, heading to Falmer to watch the Seagull’s 3pm FA Cup clash with West Bromwich Albion.

As the train rolls through Hamden Park I peer into the back gardens of people living beside the train line. Each passing property gives a little flash of insight into someone’s private world. A mad scattering of toys across a lawn in one, a carefully placed regiment of gardening tools in another. Empty chairs arranged around a fire. A well-kept shed placed far away from the house, with a solitary path towards it well-worn into the grass. My mind buzzes with each mini soap opera unfurling before my eyes.
‘Pat and John, married for 30 years, two kids, Paul and Anne, now grown up. Paul works in insurance and is going through a messy divorce from a childless marriage. Anne conformed to her parent’s wishes and found herself a mildly successful man to marry and set about pumping out three kids. John’s got high blood pressure, so Pat got him a Fitbit for Christmas…’
And then onto the next garden and the imagined stories held within.

We eventually arrive into Eastbourne. The sign at the station welcomes you to the Sunshine Coast, although today must be its day off. Eastbourne is an end of the line location. It too voted to leave the European Union, by 57.3% to 42.7%, virtually the same ratio as Hastings, and higher than the national average of 52% for leave. Eastbourne also defied its local MP, Lib Dem Stephen Lloyd, who campaigned for the Remain side. Like Rudd, he broke ranks with his party, although it was to vote for Theresa May’s disastrous withdrawal agreement. That’s the one that was voted down in Parliament by the biggest margin in history. Like Lazarus, the bill would later make a dramatic comeback from the parliamentary ooze as Boris Johnson’s reheated ready meal, just waiting for the bing.

As the train waits in Eastbourne station, I watch as a man in a deerstalker hat walks along the platform beside my window chatting away to himself about something. Nearby a ginormous teenager, about six foot five and 20 stone, stands like a towering colossus on the platform. His trousers aren’t quite long enough and they expose the crisp white socks he’s wearing. An elderly couple slowly board the train. Like rodeo riders, they calm rippling waves of various aches and pains to eventually settle themselves into a pair or seats. The train backs out the way it came, and I’m now facing backwards as we head off towards Hastings.

More back gardens to inspect. A tattered flag of St Georges flutters in the wind on a shed. Shed flags are popular around here. It’s now nearly impossible to have the national flag of England displayed on your property without it being automatically assumed that a racist lives there. So co-opted has the English flag become as a symbol that it’s hard to see a way it could be reclaimed as a national symbol. Maybe post-Brexit some bright spark will suggest a rebranding exercise involving Instagram influencers and then we can all go and immediately kill ourselves.

Despite the dulled colour palette, the countryside around the train line is pretty. Walkers are out in force due to the weather being quite mild today after the recent frost. The train line skirts the coast, heading through the rather bleak Normans Bay and onwards towards Cooden Beach. The line becomes so close to the sea that you can almost reach out and touch the salty waves. Regardless of the location, a coastal train line always feels glamorous and full of mystery. Although, the mystery most often on Southern-run trains is, ‘what exactly is that smell?’.

Alongside the coast the beach huts stand in proud lines. Dull suburban homes contrast jarringly with an occasional, outlandishly fancy-looking property that no doubt featured on TV show, Grand Designs, at some point. We arrive into Bexhill-on-Sea, a fairly standard Sussex seaside town elevated by the excellent De La Warr Pavilion. This Grade 1 listed, Art Deco-style building was extensively renovated in 2005 and is well worth a visit to see a range of art exhibits in one of the largest galleries on the south coast of England. You can catch an eclectic mix of performances in the theatre or just sit with a drink and look out towards the English Channel.

Onwards, the train strides besides the beach like a lumbering version of Chariots of Fire. Husks of old boats sit rotting on the sand. More beach huts, endless rows of them, all lined up on the front ready to defend a sea-borne invasion. Then the urban world returns. An enormous warehouse roves into view, housing megastores for TK Maxx, Carpet Right and Poundstretcher chains, just before St Leonards Warrior Square. This exchange station was previously called St Leonards on Sea, but adding Warriors Square makes it sound much more butch. It’s a bit like a wrestler called Kevin Willis becoming Kevin ‘The Reaper’ Willis. Ooo, scary. I can’t want to see his brutal takedowns and hear extensively how he doesn’t like talking about his charity work.

Finally, the train rolls into Hastings as the gloomy sky darkens. I quietly pray it isn’t an omen. Ok, technically I am stretching the ‘end of the line’ shtick with Hastings. It isn’t actually the end of the train line. Nearby Ore isn’t really either, although it is the end of the line from London Victoria, so that kinda counts, right? Let’s have a vote on it – oh wait, maybe not…

Exiting the train station, I walk towards Hastings town centre. Down Station Road I pass Mr Poppers jacket potato shack.. A woman wearing a fluffy pink jacket and a hat with pom-pom ears tucks into a jacket potato from a polystyrene foam tray. Further on a large square is ringed by shops in the Priory Meadow Shopping Centre. All the usual chains are here, some having just come out of administration, others just commencing the proceedings.

In the middle of the square stands a statue of a cricketer, caught in mid slog of a ball. The plaque indicates that this was unveiled by the Queen at the opening of the shopping centre and marks that the site was previously a cricket ground before it was sacrificed to the gods of commerce. I head inside the Priory Meadow, side-stepping two boys wrestling on the smooth floor. It’s lightly busy considering today’s a Saturday, but January is always the retail graveyard shift. Idle desperation exudes from the stores. Some cling to life by a razor-thin grip, hoping desperately not to join ‘the fallen’. Woolworths, Comet, and Toys R Us; just a few names lost to the big retail park in the sky (turn off at Junction 25 and follow the signs).

I join a gaggle of pensioners taking a break on the benches. They must be seriously worn out as there’s a sale on at Holland & Barratt. Outside of Priory Meadow, on Wellington Place, it is market day. There’s a fairly typical range of stalls selling a variety of tatt, but one catches my eye. A red trailer provides the backdrop for a makeshift owlery, with five different owls sat on perches eyeing the Saturday shoppers with bemused suspicion. A stall sells owl-related products, including memorabilia and owl-rearing equipment.

I have always been fascinated with owls. At times I’ve even considered whether it was possible to have one as a pet. Reluctantly, though, I resist the urge to ask the woman running the stand for more information. It was not beyond the imagination that I would be on the train home wondering how the hell I was going to look after Timmy the Tawny Owl, going absolutely bonkers on the seat next to me. Some dreams are best left unfulfilled…

As the market ebbs away and regular shops take over, I notice a free Palestine demonstration outside of Lloyds Bank (it doesn’t appear to be a protest against the bank, rather that this was a good place to put the stand). A man in an oversized US ice hockey jersey hands out leaflets calling for an end to the occupation of the disputed areas. He appears rather despondent at the lack of interest, but perks up when his colleague appears with a bag of savoury treats from Greggs for lunch.

An underpass leads towards Hastings old town. On either side of the passageway are murals to the town’s real claim to fame; the Battle of Hastings in 1066. This crucial event in British history was, and not many people know this, the first attempt at laser eye surgery (it didn’t go well, if you’re wondering). What happened here more than 950 years ago, when Duke William arrived from Normandy to take the throne and boot out the Anglo-Saxon elite, obviously has great resonance for the events of today.

The symbol of 1066 has been co-opted by both those supporting and opposing Brexit. While many see it as a symbol of fighting European invasion, others view it as showing actually how close we are to our European neighbours. On 14 December 2018, an anti-Brexit march, led by the European Movement 1066 branch, walked through Hastings and held a rally next to the Odeon cinema. The held a banner proclaiming ‘Hastings Loves Europe Since 1066’ and were entertained by Faux Bo Jo, a comedian parodying former Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson, who would later ascend to his own throne (with both eyes intact).

Two weeks before my visit, Tim Martin, the founder and chief executive of the cheap and occasionally cheerful Wetherspoons pub chain, was at the John Logie Baird branch of his empire in Hastings at 11am to talk to the locals about Brexit. The prominent Vote Leave supporter was on a tour of pubs in his chain to rally support for getting out of Europe without any sort of deal. According to the Hastings Observer, the bar was packed with hundreds of people, “most of whom seemed to be over the age of 55”. Somewhat bizarrely, a French television crew even turned up to cover the event.

The Observer reported that Leave supporters raised Union Jack flags and shouted down any Remain saboteurs. It sounded similar to the Nuremburg rallies but with an ample breakfast buffet. The biggest cheer was reserved for when Mr Martin claimed that leaving the EU would enable Britain to take back control of its fishing waters (more on that later). He claimed that instead of being a disastrous hammer blow to Britain as some commentators claimed, leaving without a deal would in fact be a blessing.

In an effort to practice what he preached, Mr Martin had already stopped various European drinks, like champagne, from being sold in his pubs. If you like that foreign muck, you aren’t really British, he possibly believed. “The volume of shooters we sell has actually gone up since we replaced German Jagermeister with Strika, an alternative made in Chorley,” Mr Martin said in Hastings, as quoted by the Hastings Observer. “The principal is that anything you can buy from the EU you can buy from elsewhere.” Well, with Chorley’s No 1 Herbal Liqueur already in the bag, who wouldn’t want to leave without a deal?

I emerge from the underpass and reach a forecourt dominated by a giant Argos. Across the way are boarded up shops, including the Crafty Vapes free house, billed as ‘the home of beer and vape’. It is unbelievable that such a concept had failed to take off and now sat empty. Some ideas are just way before their time. A little further ahead I reach the seafront. A large car park sits squat in front of the pebble beach, and then beyond it the sea. The water undulates in grey, choppy waves as the cold wind whips across the Channel.

I stop to have a brief text message exchange with my now ex-girlfriend. She wishes me well. She was supposed to come on this trip, but didn’t because we had just split up, and possibly because she didn’t want to spend her Saturday wandering around Hastings and trying not to buy an owl. One or the other. I’m still living at her flat. It’s rather messy, but manageable. I am on the way to be technically without a home, but not technically homeless. Unlike many people, I have the luxury of options when things go wrong.

I head down Pelham Place, as the faint sound of amusement arcades rings out ahead. Pelham Crescent was clearly a grand sight in its day. Three blue plaques denote people of note once lived in these elegant buildings. You could see why, with the sweeping curve of the close enabling all buildings to look out to sea. They now appear down-at-heel and the imposing St Mary Church is boarded up. I stand and take it all in, before noticing that a pigeon lies dead at my feet, flat on its back as though it had passed out drunk. I wonder if it is too early for a pint.

Around the front of the crescent an old fish bar sits closed up, so I head into the pleasant St Mary’s in the Castle café and shop. I get a coffee, and take a seat to watch the world go by. On a table next to me two elderly women analyse the oven cleaner that one of them has just purchased. They bear concerned expressions as they read through the instructions. Upon finishing, one woman carefully puts the cleaner away, but concern remains etched on her face, as though some great evil would be unleashed when she comes to use it.

Despite it being a cold January day, Hastings bustles with activity. A steady stream of people pass by the window to distract my gaze from the sea beyond. A woman stops to readjust her dog in its pram. A young couple walk past; they couldn’t be more than 16 years old but are dressed as though they had just come from the set of drama, Peaky Blinders. They’re closely followed by two well-dressed men, both wearing felt trilby hats – one British racing green, the other a striking mustard yellow. A boy racer revs his over-tuned engine, and then the garishly-coloured car farts its way down the strip. Groups of kids hang around together, stuck in the limbo years before one of them appears old enough to get served alcohol.

After finishing my coffee, I head out to explore. The Deluxe is a huge, vintage amusement arcade, filled with machines buzzing and bleeping away. Inside, people are mostly gambling, laboriously feeding money into the machines as though on the production line. Further up Old Town amusement arcade is equally vast, yet lacking such a vintage charm. A passageway from the sea leads to George Street, a pretty winding way with boutique shops, bistros and ‘olde-worldy’ pubs (some of which are actually olde-worldy). The pleasant place busies with people out for the day to shop, eat or drink, or all three.

Although there are plenty of places at which to indulge in fish and chips, I choose the Cod Father, because, well, why wouldn’t you? According to a large banner above the shop, it was apparently voted ‘best fish and chips of the year in 2016’. Not only is this accolade now three years old, but it’s not particularly clear who awarded such an honour. A board advertises an OAP Special of cod or scampi with a cup of tea for £5.90. Damn you, youth.

As I sit on a bench and eat my 2016 award-winning chips, the clouds begin to darken above me. The seagulls flock and squall. Rain is on the way. Anticipating a deluge I move on, passing a group of teenagers who smell strongly of skunk weed. I head back down George street and into the Ye Olde Pub for a drink. Decor-wise, it combines genuine history with a modern interpretation in a somewhat jarring mix. Just like many places in Hastings it leans on the piracy theme, although the wi-fi password, Jacksparrow, rather limits any historical credibility to be had.

Speaking of pirates, I am due to stay in Rye that evening. It’s 20 minutes from Hastings and I’m booked in at the Mermaid Inn. This Grade II* listed hostelry dates back to 1156 and was once a favoured haunt of pirate gangs (some of whom no doubt left a positive review on Trip Advisor). Rye is in the district of Rother, which also voted to leave by 58.5% to 41.5% (you can see a pattern emerging here). Before heading there for the night, I pop into the Crowley pub by Hastings station for a final drink. It’s virtually empty, but clearly set to get lively later on. The noise of the band sound-checking can be heard upstairs, with the strumming of guitars and the plodding thud of bass.

The barman chats to a man, presumably in his late 30s or early 40s, with dreadlocks. His elegant dog sits attentive at his feet. The dreadlocked man discusses how expensive life has become, particularly for someone living on their own.
‘It’s just not affordable,’ he says, before changing tact. ‘Like going on holiday; it used to be that you could go camping to Wales and it would be a cheap holiday. Now, you got your petrol to drive to Wales, camping stuff, wood for a fire, it all adds up. It’s cheaper to go to Spain. What’s all that about? How can it be cheaper to go to Spain?”
The barman gives a snort of agreement and then returns to cleaning glasses.
“Madness,” the dreadlock man says, before ducking down to coo his dog. “Madness.”

‘No fishing selling out’

The following morning, I prompt mild panic in the hotel staff by turning up towards the end of the alloted time slot for breakfast and promptly ordering a full English. As I eat and browse the headlines on my phone, the dining room is dismantled around me, as though I am the last (and least aware) passenger on the Titanic. After eating, I exit the hotel and walk towards the station, taking a route up the slight incline of The Mint in order to work off the calorific breakfast. I notice a hand-written sign in the window of an antiques shop. It warns that the shop is a ‘Brexit-free zone’. I’ll take my business elsewhere, then.

There are few strings of words that strike greater fear into the Sunday traveller than ‘rail replacement bus’. It’s the weekend, so must be time to summarily punish anyone ambitious enough to consider an excursion on their two days of allotted leisure time. I clamber on the near empty double-decker sitting outside Rye station, and wait for the driver to finish vaping, before we roll off back towards Hastings. Despite the brisk and energising start to the morning, it now feels suddenly bleak. My mood starts to sink. It reminds of the moment in an episode of sitcom Father Ted when a rejuvenated Father Kevin forgets about his depression for a few delicious moments before boarding a bus and fatefully requesting the driver to put on the radio, only for the Radiohead song Exit Music (For a film) to come on. The world sluices of all colour as the father slumps into his chair, despondent once more.

The bus trundles through the Sussex countryside, only stopping for 10 minutes somewhere random while the driver sends a very important text message. He peers at his phone as though trying to re-programme the Hadron Collider. Each button press is carefully considered until he had finally reaches a coherent memorandum for whatever lucky soul is intended to receive it, and our amiable peregrination can therefore continue. Eventually, we arrive into Ore, a sprawling mass of identikit suburban homes, banking up a hillside. The bus waits in the station, which appears similar to a military checkpoint, but with a One Stop Shop for refreshments. No one gets off, so the bus proceeds onwards to Hastings.

Exiting the bus at Hastings station, I take the same route towards town as the previous day, once more ducking into the Priory Meadow shopping centre. More Radio 106-108 M had set up a Crystal Maze style tube with a fan inside, waiting for someone to grab as many floating bits of paper as possible towards the prospect of winning £1,000. I stop and watch a woman waft at the task like a demented seal, but move on quickly to avoid catching the eye of a More Radio employee roving expectedly with a clipboard for victims.

Despite it being just before midday, more than 10 street drinkers pass me on my walk through town. Clutching cans of super strength lager, they either bellow loudly at each other, or talk quietly to themselves. It’s bitterly cold today, so a couple huddle up for warmth. The reasons why someone ends up on the street are usually complex and difficult to generalise. But Britain, at the time the sixth biggest economy in the world, can and should be reasonably expected to be able to house everyone who lives here.

A heavily tattooed man walks past me, vaping furiously. Another giant man goes the other way talking loudly on the phone, ‘£50!’ he shouts, ‘Why the fuck should I pay that? She’s done fuck all.’ Two traffic wardens follow behind exchanging rolled-eye glances. I move a bit quicker towards the salvation of the beach. The air feels clean and clear as I hit the promenade. Here, the pebble beach is punctuated by orange-yellow sand. Dogs chase tennis balls thrown by their humans.

Hastings pier is closed at the time, but looks nice through the locked gates. It might seem strange to come to a seaside town in the middle of winter. From living in Brighton, however, I know that you only see the reality of such a place when it is out of season. You understand more about a place’s character when the screaming stops. The sea is calmer today and the sky lighter. At Warrior Square, old Regency buildings form a ring around the space with a good sense of majesty. But the clouds soon darken again and it starts to rain.

In the drizzle I head back into town, passing The Carlisle pub, where in February 2016 a fight between bikers, one of whom was understood to be in the Hells Angels, left one man with badly damaged sight in both eyes. I soon find myself once more in the Old Town, including the pretty West Hill and East Hill residential areas. You can catch the East Hill lift, a funicular that takes you up to the Hastings Country Park nature reserve at the top. You get a fantastic view, able to see a panorama of the beachfront up to the surrounding hills.

Instead of getting the train back down again, I walk the stepped path back towards town. A bench at the top commemorates someone called ‘Mad John’, who lived from 1945 to 2009. Half way down another bench honour Jim & Trixie Butchers, who were apparently a ‘wonderful Hastings couple’. And finally, at the bottom, a bench commemorates ‘Olly 9 toes Carey’, who expired in October 2005. I pledge to myself that one day I will be celebrated in a cryptic message on a park bench here: ‘Andrew Laughlin – best fish & chips in Hastings 2016’.

Exiting the steps, I stop to enjoy Tamarisk viewing point. Here, you can see outwards onto the fishing beach. The huts line up in squat rows, all built of distinctive wood painted black and weathered elegantly by the sea. On the beach fishing boats are pulled ashore for the day. Around them is a tangle of equipment, stacked and packed up ready for tomorrow’s catch.

Walking down the winding passageways, known in Sussex as twittens, brings a genuine smell of history. It’s the occasional blast of an industrial past, like the choking smell of coal unlit on an open fire. Emerging out onto the front leads you to the Rock-A-Nore road and onto the forecourt leading to the fishing beach. Walking amongst the fishing buildings continues the feeling of stepping into the past. Stands are set up to sell plaice, flounder, huss, mackerel, whiting and dabs (the fish, not the celebratory move).

Some of the buildings have pictures attached to them depicting scenes from Hastings’ fishing past. Most are of gnarled men with beards standing awkwardly for the photo. Not everything here looks back to the past, however. Nestled amongst the buildings is the Jerwood gallery, a sleek and modern building clad in black tile to fit in seamlessly with the fishing buildings. The current exhibit is Nigel Cooke, the British contemporary artist known for magical re-interpretations of real landmarks and places. His Hastings exhibit understandably draws inspiration from the coast.

Further up, outside of Maggie’s fish and chip restaurant, a flag flies proclaiming, ‘No fishing selling out’, over a map of Great Britain. The slogan was created by the National Federation of Fisherman’s Organisations, a campaigning group that could sorely do with hiring a copywriter. Fishing continues to be one of the key battle-lines of Brexit, with the fishing industry highly critical of the EU due to the Common Fisheries Policy. They argue that more than 50% of fish taken from around the UK was by non-British boats. Brexit, they argue, would redress that unfair imbalance.

While Brighton and Skegness allude to a fishing heritage that isn’t really there, fishing is a central part of the Hastings DNA. Boats have been bringing their catch into Hastings since the town was founded in the ninth century. In the Hastings Fishermen’s Museum on Rock-a-Nore road, one of the first exhibits depicts the Breeds family, generations of Hastings men who were fishermen and served in the Royal Navy. This includes Thomas Breeds, 1887 to 1943, who has the rather unfortunate middle name of ‘Titt’. There’s a wonderful language to fishing; I look at a model of a ‘Hastings Lugger, elliptical stern with Otter trawl.’ Something clearly so workmanlike has been made to sound so exotic and interesting.

Nearby is a portrait of George Rich, a local fishmonger who appeared to have been quite the celebrity and used to supply many of the local fish and chip shops. Apparently, he never drank alcohol or smoked, but ‘did love the ladies and they seemed to love him back’. Next to him is a picture of a gaggle of drunk fisherman at a wedding, ties half undone and some slumped on each other. In the middle of the museum is the RX 278 Enterprise, a lugger vessel that responded to the call to support troops in Dunkirk during World War II. It went to Dover but was not ultimately dispatched to help pick up the almost 340,000 British and French troops escaping the French beaches from the advancing Nazis.

Just like 1066, the Dunkirk-esque spirit has been sighted as a sign that, ‘we’ve gone through worse before, so we can get through Brexit’. Certainly, some did vote for Brexit to bring back industries such as fishing to former glories. You saw the same with Donald Trump’s support for rust-belt industries, such as coal and steel, in America. However, according to a report from Hastings council, fishing is actually one of many industries actually at threat if the UK were to crash out of the European Union without a deal.

Even those in the industry were expressing concern. Speaking to LBC radio in January 2019, Graeme Sutherland, the director of Whitelink Seafoods, said: “As a company, we export into Europe at a rate of 85-90% of what we produce here. We are working on a next-day delivery into France for distribution into Europe. So if we are delayed in any way in clearing customs, in effect, we are going to lose 24 hours on delivery. We need frictionless borders. It has to be that for our industry to survive.”

Fishing isn’t alone; Hastings council is also worried about the town’s large tourism industry, along with its care homes serving the elderly and its language school, understood to be worth £30m to the local economy. All are potentially at risk if the most negative of Brexit projections were to come true. I leave the fishing museum and head off for a pint. In the Albion pub I meet a couple. In amongst the chaos of barking dogs, rampaging children and plates of Sunday lunch going out of the kitchen, we chat about this and that. They used to live in Brighton and work in London, but gave it up to come to Hastings for a more balanced life. They say that they love the place and happily eulogise how Hastings feels healthier and friendlier and more genuine than anywhere they have previously lived.

They seem nice. He tucks into rabbit pie, she shares some of her fierce political views. They are both very friendly. Then talk turns to Brexit. I don’t ask – it’s rude to ask such a thing as is most terribly British – but you get the feeling that they are not among those that voted Leave in Hastings. They decry the idiocy of the vote and the maddening aftermath of how it has been handled.

“Part of me just wants them to get what they want,” he says. “No deal, we crash out. Everything collapses. Then they can’t complain. They got what they wanted.”
“And the army would be on the streets,” she replies, exasperated.

Next stop on our journey, Bristol

The End of the Line: Brixton, London

The End of the Line is a 10-part travelogue journey to some of the highest Remain and Leave areas in the United Kingdom’s 2016 Referendum on EU membership. It was written over two years from 2018 to 2020, before Coronavirus made Brexit seem like a spot of man flu.  

Lambeth voted 78.6% Remain in the EU Referendum

Originally written in January 2019

When I was growing up in Yorkshire, London was known as ‘that London’. It was a place far removed from ‘our England’. In my young eyes, London was an exotic, intimidating beast of a place. Occasionally, you’d hear of someone going there on a school trip, or having a holiday seeing family or friends. It was always deeply impressive, as though they had been selected to go into space. When my Dad moved to Essex in the mid-1990s, I used to travel down to London to meet up with him, returning to Sheffield within the same day. Each time that sense of mystery about the capital faded a little more. Samuel Johnson once wrote, ‘When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.’ But he’d clearly never done a day trip from Sheffield to London St Pancras, and back again, once a month like a human yo-yo.

Now, I work in London, commuting up from Brighton. The English capital has become part of my life, but Johnson was right, in part; I still get the occasional thrill from walking around the city. You never do lose the buzz. It’s not just the world-famous landmarks, but also the seedy swing of Soho, the dizzying wealth of Mayfair and the edginess of Camden. Even the corporate bleakness of Canary Wharf has something about it, especially when thousands of lights twinkle in shiny ripples on the water at night.

London has never been the sum of its parts. Instead, the parts are the sum of London. The 32 individual London boroughs make the city among the most vibrant, diverse and dynamic capitals on Earth. Regardless of the talk of politicians about creating ‘northern powerhouses’ and strong devolved nations, London will always remain the true powerhouse of the United Kingdom. It is the beating financial heart on the four nations, pulsing out its waves of prosperity that reach as far as the uneven winds prevail.

OK, Brixton isn’t technically at the end of the rail line. But it is at the end of the Victoria line on the Underground, commonly known as the Tube. In the context of Brexit, this doesn’t seem a meaningful stretch of the rules. Opened by Queen Elizabeth II on 7 March 1969 (for some reason Queen Victoria was unavailable), the Victoria line is the second youngest Tube line, after the Jubilee line (it will be the third youngest when the Elizabeth line opens). The Metropolitan Railway, now just the Metropolitan line, was the world’s first underground railway when it began operations all the way back in 1863. The subsequent Tube lines that were added all have their story to tell. Tthe Bakerloo line, opened in 1906, was supposedly created because some wealthy men had complained that they couldn’t get to Lord’s Cricket Ground fast enough.

Before getting to the Underground at Victoria, you first have to navigate the Victoria station concourse. I spend more time here than I would care to admit; a good portion of which is devoted to staring up at the information boards wondering if Southern Rail would ever achieve the feat of a train arriving on time. The concourse is a space so huge yet also so cluttered that you end up traversing it in a dreary game of human Frogger. I really hate this place.

In the centre of the station is a large Weatherspoons pub. I recall sitting here in July 2018 on the day of a protest march against United States President Donald Trump’s visit to Britain. Amongst the harassed-looking commuters were people dressed in bright colours, bearing placards with various protest epithets, many warning that pussies would bite back if grabbed. I had been working that day but my girlfriend (again, still in post at the time) and her friend had gone to the protest. One of their placards said of ‘the Donald’, ‘I’d call him a c*nt but he lacks warmth and depth.’ You have to be proud of that a slogan, although a swear word of such magnitude probably limited the media coverage.

We sat drinking cheap Weatherspoons beer as two young people sat down near us. They were wiry and androgynous, with shaved heads and piercings. The kind of people you’d call ‘alternative types’, if you were a bit of a c*nt. A man whose combined mass probably covered both of them clocked the duo. I observed him as he itched and twitched to say something, until he leant over and guffawed across the tables, ‘so, what’s wrong with Trump, then?’.

I had noticed him earlier, bedecked in a Help for Heroes t-shirt, espousing to the bored bartender that Boris Johnson was ‘definitely a shoe-in after May’s gone’ (to be fair, an ultimately prescient political prediction). The two young people on the terrace outside just ignored him. He persisted a couple of times, until someone pointed out that a grown man heckling two people not even half his size wasn’t exactly a good look, even in a Weatherspoons. Eventually, he gave up, no doubt convinced that he had put these ‘alternative types’ in their place.

Donald Trump and Boris Johnson; How do they connect with this guy? How does a serial draft-dodging demagogue, who appears to provide exactly zero help to any actual heroes, speak to this man on such a fundamental level? Equally, why does a floppy haired old Etonian, who should he meet this man would probably presume that he was there to fix something, resonate so strongly with him? It makes no sense and absolute sense at the same time.

On a Saturday in January 2019 I head across the station forecourt, dodging the rabbles of confused tourists and herds of school trippers. London Victoria is very much an improvement work in progress. It had been undergoing a major redevelopment that was apparently due to end in 2018, but in 2019 most of the station still looked like that back room you promised to redecorate but, you know, stuff kinda got in the way. Exiting the concourse I plunge down the stairs and prepare to spelunk deep underground.

I take the Victoria Line every day to work, but in the opposite direction from Brixton. I could easily have selected Walthamstow, the other end of the Victoria line, for this trip. The borough of Waltham Forest voted 59.1% to remain in the EU. In fact, the majority of London voted to remain in the EU. Across all 32 London Boroughs, 59.9% (2.26 million voters) plumped in favour of staying in Europe. Barking and Dagenham, Bexley, Sutton, Havering and Hillingdon were the only areas to support leaving. In some boroughs, the vote was more than 70%, with the highest being Lambeth, at 78.6% Remain and where Brixton is located.

Although the borough voted unequivocally to leave the European Union, such a view was not shared by all of its elected MPs at the time of my visit. While Chuka Umana (Streatham) and Helen Hayes (Dulwich and West Norwood) voted to Remain, one of the most prominent vote Leave advocates was Kate Hoey MP (Vauxhall). Hoey had consistently voted against greater EU integration and she joined the rather disastrous 200-mile ‘Leave Means Leave’ march from Sunderland to London, alongside Nigel Farage and fellow Brexiteer Andrea Jenkyns MP.

I walk down the escalator (stand on the right, walk on the left is the Tube mantra to remember for novices) and head into the bowls of London. A network of almost 250 miles of Tube lines criss-cross underneath the Capital, ferrying people various distances. The longest run between two Tube stops is 6.3km between Chesham and Chalfont & Latimer on the Metropolitan line. The shortest is Leicester Square to Covent Garden on the Piccadilly line; just 300 yards, or £15,000 in a pedi-cab.

Standing on the Tube platform, I think about how perilously close the traveller is to so many different ways to die down here. Heaves of people jostle for space just inches from exposed live rails. Some stare absent-mindedly at smartphones as trains speed past at rapid rates. And the level of gung-ho adventurism of some travellers is quite remarkable. I once observed a woman jam open the closing doors of a train with a pram that actually had her baby still in it. The driver gave her a piece of his mind when the train set off.

Yet with all that, there is just one fatal accident for every 300 million journeys on the London Underground. That is truly remarkable when you think about it and a testament to those who work for Transport for London. Some of the most effective human safeguarding comes in the form of just three words – ‘mind the gap’. First introduced in 1969, this warning message may seem archaic on a technical level, but it is hard to now unpick it from the Tube experience.

There are underground railway systems all around the world; the New York Subway, Le Metro in Paris and the ornately-decorated Moscow subway. However, a strong argument could be made for London having the best. The Tube is the lungs of the city, the heaving, breathing network that keeps the city in locomotion. It is maddeningly dysfunctional at times, especially during industrial action, but few travellers in London could live without it.

The Victoria line train arrives and I get on. The train achieves a neat trick of appearing both new and dated at the same time. People embark, while others disembark, like a hasty exchange of fluids between train and station. The carriage is quiet, a blessed relief from the rush hour cattle trains. In fact, during the heat wave summer of 2018, some Tube lines hit temperatures at which level it would be technically unsafe to transport livestock. Further up from me two people watch videos on their smartphone without wearing headphones. The tinny hiss of whatever crap they are cackling at rings around the carriage. I think about how this should be a crime with a devastating punishment applied to offenders.

The doors slide closed like a rent-a-car Starship Enterprise and the train lurches forward. The first stop is Pimlico, home to the Tate Britain and the Conservative Party headquarters in Millbank tower. A massive student protest occurred here in 2010, with students almost occupying the building in protest to cuts to further education and the ongoing ire against eye-wateringly high tuition fees. Onwards the train goes through Vauxhall, home of the Oval Cricket ground, and into Stockwell.

Two Watford fans get off here on their way to watch their team beat Crystal Palace 2-1. A Spanish couple chats away across from me. I absent-mindedly look up and peruse the advertisements lining the carriage. ‘Christian Connections’ is a Christian dating service that had apparently been going for 20 years. I wonder how it works; maybe swipe right for salvation, left for damnation (or a hook up)? Another advert promotes the ‘Skull Shaver’, a device that looks like it came from a medieval torturer’s travel kit.

© Copyright Robin Sones
© Copyright Robin Sones

The train arrives at Brixton – all change. I follow the light herd of people as we wind down passageways lined with functionally attractive green and cream tiles. Then, I emerge, blinking from the underground and into the Saturday afternoon melee. Immediately, I hear the dulcet tones of a young man singing about the benefits of Jesus. Apparently, Christ the Saviour can heal; and yes, real illnesses, and proper diseases! He apparently had real proof of this! Rejoice everyone! Right, well, let’s disband the NHS and just put this guy on prescription with his moveable amplifier and wide-eyed, ‘maybe-don’t-come-too-close’ stare. I walk on, but make a note of his website in case I ended up getting cancer.

Brixton buzzes today. People bustle in and out of shops and pubs. White middle class kids are dressed like they have just come from a 1980s rap video. Harassed parents herd their kids down the pavement. I head off walking down Brixton Road. The rail bridge above bears an artwork created by Lambeth residents Farouk Agoro and Akil Scafe-Smith, from the Resolve Collective. It says on the side beyond the station, ‘Come in Love’, in giant letters, and on the other side, ‘Stay in Peace’.

I keep walking and pass a young man with a guitar and his face made up like Aladdin Sane era David Bowie. David Robert Jones was born in Brixton, at 40 Stansfield Rd in the area. There’s a mural to him on Tunstall Road, inspired by his pun-tastically titled 1973 album. On this day, it was almost exactly three years since Bowie had departed the Earth in 2016. It is increasingly clear that he was some sort of cosmic glue keeping the bad things at bay. Come back, space boy, we need you.

Brixton feels like it honours Bowie’s legacy; so much of it is creatively controlled chaos. Down-at-heel shops and takeaways mix with high-end boutiques. You can visibly see the battle between wealth and the soul of the area; the schism between authenticity and popularity, similar to that with which Bowie himself grappled with over his career. Brixton is an area that has changed immeasurably over the last 30 years. As with many London boroughs the influx of wealthy, middle class white people has resulted in changes that some describe as regeneration, but others would regard as gentrification. With the latter, the benefits of such a shift remain a matter of controversy and debate.

I take in the atmosphere. Over at the O2 Academy, eager fans of rock group, Enter Shakiri, are already queuing for the evening show. Roosters chicken shop had sadly bit the dust, but Morleys is still going and full of people enjoying a fried chicken lunch. I walk on a little further and see a huge mural on Stockwell Park Walk. Stretching 30ft by 40ft, it’s titled, Children At Play, and at the time one of the largest in London. It was painted in the months after the Brixton riots, aiming to show how children can see beyond prejudice and play together harmoniously regardless of colour.

By April 1981, pressure had been building in Brixton. High unemployment, poor housing, weak local amenities and oppressive police measures supposedly to tackle street crime led to significant (and understandable) tensions in the large British African Caribbean community. People were angry and that spilled over into rioting that resulted in more than 250 injuries, hundreds of vehicles being burned and more than 150 buildings being damaged. A further riot occurred in 1985 following the police shooting of Dorothy ‘Cherry’ Groce after officers had entered her house searching for her son, Michael Groce. The tensions may have dissipated but many of the grievances rightly linger to this day.

I double back and head towards the arches on Station Road. According to Brixton Buzz, Network Rail evicted traders and businesses from operating in the arches on Station Road and Atlantic Road with a view to regenerate the area. That was three years ago and not much appears to have happened since. When I visit what’s left of the Station Road market seems rather sad. There are a few stall holders but the footfall appears light for a Saturday and no stand is particularly swamped with people. You wonder, too, how much of an impact Pop Brixton has had on this market area.

Pop Brixton is a temporary project, created in partnership with Lambeth Council and due to remain on the site at the corner on Station Road until 2020. The structure is formed of stacked shipping containers, as appear to be trendy these days. It gives it a certain industrial chic. Inside is a warren of food outlets, clothing stores and swish start-up businesses. Some people walk past me remarking on how the Japanese knife shop was rather pricey. In the urban garden a woman talks loudly about an events co-ordinator job she was going for. You get the idea.

Pop Brixton is more night club than market, with afternoon revellers sitting at communal tables surrounded by neon and uncovered chipboard, drinking, eating and loudly socialising. At one end is a huge clothes shop swamped with people. The sense of retail tension hangs thickly in the air; all you’d need to do was to shout ‘50% off!’ and sheer mayhem would ensue. Numerous winding passageways are lined with food concessions. They all serve up strains of what’s loosely billed as ‘street food’. Some mash up different food genres, like Bhangra Burgers mixing burgers with Indian food, while others bring unusual and exotic cuisines. A Venezuelan food outlet offers guava glazed chicken and Venezuelan cornbread, but also a chip butty. You presume this is like an Indian restaurant also offering an omelette in case grandma can’t stand the ‘foreign stuff’.

The array of choice is mind-boggling and somewhat overwhelming. I watch admiringly as people glide up to stalls and make quick choices, before heading away with paper trays loaded with goodies. It soon becomes apparent that I am the type of person to whom chip butty concessions are aimed at. Before leaving Pop Brixton I checked out the noticeboard at the bottom of the slope leading up to the upper seating area (it really is an impressive structure for a temporary venue). A poster from the Impact Hub advertises a roadshow session titled, ‘Accelerate your journey to HOME OWNERSHIP’ (their caps, not mine). Coloured circles bear topics including, ‘saving up’, ‘credit scores’, ‘mortgages’ and you’d hope eventually, ‘moving in’.

Regardless of the economic climate at any time, the property market in London is never for the under-prepared or the faint hearted. It is a scene where winners and losers are marked, and eye-watering sums of money are spirited away in a heartbeat. Some people I know moved to Brighton a few years ago and I was floored at the large house that they were able to afford. Brighton isn’t cheap and this place was substantial. ‘How could you afford it?’ I asked. ‘Sold a flat in Brixton,’ was the response. No more questions asked.

According to 2018 data from the Land Registry, the average price of a property in Brixton was £577,352. Although that is 6.1% below the London average of £615,046, it was more than double the UK national average of £243,639. Plus, it was £252,822 more than the average for the South East of England (£324,530). Just as with many boroughs in London, buying a property in Brixton is beyond the reach of the majority of people.

Figures from the Halifax indicate that the average deposit required for a first time buyer in the UK was £32,841 as of February 2019, but they’d need to find £110,656 to get on the property ladder in London. That chunk of cash would be enough to buy a home outright in the north east of England. The influx of wealth in the capital has pushed so-called ordinary people to move farther and farther out of the city. In the eyes of some, they are taking the soul of London with them.

I leave Pop Brixton and head towards Brixton Village around the corner. This covered market and shopping arcade features stalls selling produce, including several with Caribbean goods such as plantain and ackee. I walk past a butcher’s shop and got a strong and heady waft of meat. Rather than shop for their cupboard essentials, however, most people are in Brixton Village to eat. The Joint serves up BBQ and every table is full, while the Burnt Toast Café is packed with tired-looking young parents.

The Champagne + Fromage outlet is arguably the most popular on that day. Diners tuck into garlicky snails and huge cheese boards, with glasses of champagne sparkling away in the afternoon light. Conversation buzzes in the air. People spill out into the covered market passageways, sitting on stools and using every inch of space to sit, chat and eat. I silently wish them a good afternoon and double back on myself to find a Wetherspoons (yes, I know).

There are plenty of nice pubs in Brixton, but I can’t resist seeing how a Wetherspoons goes down here. As I find out, it is packed. The Beehive on Brixton Road feels like a combination of a bar on a ferry to France and a retirement home canteen; so, the classic Weatherspoons look, then. A long, quite narrow room extends before me, a forest of lacquered wood, well-worn seating and jarring pictures hanging loosely from the walls. The chattering bleeps of fruit machines bounce around the walls. Afternoon smells fill my nose; fried food, yeasty beer, flatulence, the odd whiff of ash from a returning smoker. The hubbub always feels louder in a Wetherspoons considering the chain banned music a few years ago. It also banned dogs in September 2018, regardless of whether they were reared in the UK.

So packed is the Beehive that I end up having to scrounge a stool and find a quiet spot with not much through traffic to sit down. Nearby, a waitress deliveres plates of chips, beans and fried egg to a booth. The old boy in the group gives her some lip and she smiles and gives it right back. I take a sip of my pint and pick up a copy of ‘Wetherspoons News’, the Winter 2018/19 issue. The front cover depictes a range of disembodied heads of politicians, including Theresa May, the then shadow Brexit secretary Sir Keir Starmer and former deputy prime minister Nick Clegg placed on cartoon bodies. It’s like a second-rate episode of South Park.

Mrs May is depicted smiling and on the phone, while the others appear in various states of smug agitation demanding in speech bubbles, ‘Just give us any deal … please’. The cover trails the main feature in the magazine, a Circle of Deceit. The standfirst states; ‘How the metropolitan elite tried to con the British public about the need for a ‘deal’ with the EU’. I immediately flick to those pages.

The opener states thus: ‘The elites are trying to con us. We must dispel the myth that we need a deal with the EU. We don’t. A deal is a trap to keep us in the EU, so that goods tariffs continue to weigh on shoppers – are sent to Brussels to feed the fat cats in the EU bureaucracy. WE WANT TO LEAVE AND WE WANT FREE TRADE. WE DON’T WANT A DEAL…’ (their emphasis, not mine).

A central golden circle bears a long message from Tim Martin, the Worzel Gumidge millionaire chief executive of Weatherspoons, and a leading Leave campaigner, outlining why everyone else was wrong about Brexit. It’s a rant that you could quite feasibly expect to hear from someone sat at the bar in one of his pubs, albeit with an elegant line in prose. He likens ‘Europeanism’ to a religious cult that has beguiled the ruling elite into blind faith to the ivory towers of Brussels, or something like that.

Speaking of the debate over whether Britain should join the Euro 15 years ago, Martin writes: ‘What was evident then was that the bookish tribes, with important exceptions, from the dreaming spires were far more likely to be taking in by Moonie-like cults than were the horney-handed sons of the soil, who toiled in the mundane world of factories, shops and pubs.’

Around the circle are 23 points, each a statement made about leaving the EU from a commentator or publication. Many have ripostes from Martin slapped on them like brands, such as ‘not true’, ‘nonsense’ and ‘whopper’. There is no clear indication given as to why said statements were falsehoods; just that they are. A snippet on Barclays Bank economist, Fabrice Montague, who was warning clients that the no deal option will not work, is countered with; ‘you idiot, Fabrice!’

Most of Mr Martin’s ire is reserved for mainstream news sources such as The Financial Times, Guardian and The Times, over what he believes to be overriding negative portrayals of the prospects of Brexit. Even the British Retail Consortium gets a booting over ‘nonsense sent out on Boxing Day’. Further ahead, Wetherspoon’s News presents three pro Brexit articles and three pro Remain. It rather limits the strived editorial balance, though, by providing a running commentary from Mr Martin indicating why the Leave-backing articles are right but the pro-Remain ones are codswallop. It appears to be the journalism equivalent of drawing a cock and balls on the face of a celebrity that you don’t like.

I flip to another article on how Wetherspoons had shifted away from drinks brands from EU producers and moved towards tipples from outside the bloc. You’ll have to go elsewhere for your Jagermeister and Hennessey cognac it seems, although the Swedish Kopperberg brand gets a pass as it would apparently continue to produce cider in the UK post Brexit. The article hammers home the message that rather than the UK being on the cliff edge, instead “only sunlit uplands” lie beyond our membership. And in an irrefutable bit of geographic fact-giving, it adds; “It’s important to remember that 93% of the world is outside of the EU.”

Finishing my pint I leave the soporific warm fog inside the Beehive and head out into the winter chill. I walk up Brixton Road, now even busier, towards Windrush Square. British history has always simultaneously fascinated and appalled me. It’s easy to get lost in the dramatic pomp and the elaborate circumstance; from the empire on which the sun never sets to the plucky little nation the defied Hitler. However, dig beneath the hyperbole of how Britain has punched above its weight over the years, and you soon see that so much of that has come with our boot on the neck of others. And sometimes even when someone becomes part of this country, the boot remains nonetheless.

On June 22 1948, the Empire Windrush arrived in Tilbury Docks, Essex, after travelling from the Caribbean. The image of Caribbean immigrants walking down the gangplank has become an important landmark for British immigration. Britain was still recovering from the ravages of World War II and the restructure was underway. Buildings needed rebuilding and jobs needed filling. The young men and women on the Windrush, many of whom had served in the British armed forces, had answered the call to come to Britain. Many were keen to see the country that still ruled their homeland.

When they arrived they found an unfriendly welcome. They encountered racism and discrimination, and also doors closed to jobs, homes and friendship. Despite this many of the so-called Windrush Generation stayed and made a life here. In 1971 they were told that they could stay permanently but no record was kept of their status and some did not apply for a UK passport. Then in 2012 a change in immigration law meant that anyone without documentation was unable to access social services and some faced deportation. Others who had left were denied visas to return to see family and friends in Britain.

On 20 April, 2018, hundreds gathered in Brixton at Windrush Square, which was renamed as such in 1998 to recognise the importance of African Caribbean immigrants to the area. Speakers at the event, including Labour MP Diane Abbott, called for amnesty for the Windrush migrants. Journalist Gary Young said at the event: “I don’t want to live in a country that is hostile to migrants”. He said that the rally celebrated the massive contribution” of the Windrush generation, adding: “Black people helped build this country.”

A day later, on 21 August 2018, the then Home Secretary, Sajid Javid, announced that 18 members of the generation would get a formal apology from the government and anyone who had already left could return. Labour MP David Lammy, whose parents were on the Windrush, told the BBC at the time that the 18 were a “drop in the ocean”. He added: “The apology is crocodile tears and an insult to people still not given hardship fund, left jobless, homeless and unable to afford food.” The home secretary later confirmed that at least 11 people who had been wrongly deported had since died. Speaking in November 2018, shadow home secretary Abbott described this as a “complete disgrace” and pointed the finger of blame at the hostile environment policies championed by Theresa May while she was home secretary.

The appalling case of the Windrush Generation echoes the so-called Dreamers in America. These children of illegal immigrants still live under the threat of deportation and had at that time recently been used a political bargaining chip in a bitter immigration battle between President Trump and his Democrat adversaries. Too often issues of immigration are used and abused by the political elite. And every time real people are stuck in the middle in a state of hellish limbo.

A chill wind sweeps through Windrush Square. I walk past two young men with a stand giving out copies of the Koran. Their sound system keeps cutting out but they seem undeterred in spreading their message. Further up a group of young men gather around a bench and fiercely debate the core scriptures of Islam. Over the road is the impressive sweeping frontage of Lambeth Town Hall, juxtaposed against Electric Brixton next door, a venue with clean lines and dressed in the chic suit of grey and black.

On the square, the Ritzy Picture House cinema dates back to 1911 and had been carefully restored to its former glory. The Black Cultural archive further up is a sand coloured, modern looking building. It’s dedicated to preserving the record of Black British history and culture. Established in 1981, the centre aims to promote the public’s understanding of the contribution of African and Caribbean people to Britain.

I approach a war memorial on the square, honouring the service men and women from Africa and the Caribbean who served in World War I and II. People heeded the call of King and country and came to fight from British Guiana, Grenada, Jamaica, the Leeward Islands and other nations. Poppy wreaths ring the memorial, including a jet black wreath right in the middle. I glance up at the building behind the memorial and see the word ‘BOVRIL’ faintly visible on an old advert painted on the brick.

Heading back to the Tube station, I take a pit stop in Brixton Market on Electric Avenue. Originally built in the 1880s, this was the first street market to be illuminated at night by electricity. It was also made famous in the 1983 Eddy Grant song, ‘Electric Avenue’. The place hums with smells, sounds and activity. Stalls sell a range of exotic produce from Africa, the Caribbean, South America and Asia. Barber shops and hair salons buzz with activity and debate. An ‘I Love Brixton’ sticker is proudly displayed in a Halal butchers.

At the end of Electric Avenue, next to an Iceland supermarket, there’s an art installation for the Brixton Speaks initiative. A long metal plate has a variety of phrases cut from it and roving blue lights behind illuminate the fragments of speech that were recorded on the market in 2009. “This one is fake – I not taking it,” one message says, another warns; ‘You tek on all us people like they is teef,’ and another barks; ‘you label yourself!’ A message about the artwork from Will Self explains: “The aim of Brixton Speaks is not to antagonise, shock or distort, but simply to mirror the great vigour, invention and diversity of Brixtonians.”

Next to the artwork is a brass plaque commemorating that this is the site of the Brixton bombing. On 17 April 1999 – a busy Saturday much like the day I find myself in Brixton – a homemade bomb formed of fireworks taped inside a sports bag was left at Brixton Market. A market trader became suspicious of the bag and the man hanging around it. He moved the bag to the less crowded area further down Electric Avenue.

The bomb was moved two more times and eventually ended up around the side of the Iceland supermarket. The police were called and they arrived at 5.25pm, just as the bomb went off. Forty-eight people were injured, many from the four-inch nails that were blasted forth from the bag. Market trader George Jones, who had called the police after realising it was a bomb, was blown across the road and had a couple of nails lodged in his leg. A one-year-old boy was taken to hospital with a nail lodged in his brain.

The following weekend a second nail bomb went off on Saturday 24 April in Brick Lane, East London. Again the bag with the bomb raised suspicion and a man put it in his Ford Sierra car to take to the police station. It was parked on 42 Brick Lane when the bomb went off, injuring 13 people and causing damage to surrounding buildings. The weekend after the bomber struck again, this time at the Admiral Duncan pub. On Friday 30 April – the start of a busy bank holiday weekend – a sports bag exploded at 6.37pm. This time three people were killed and 79 were injured, many seriously. Four survivors had to have limbs amputated.

The London nail bomber was eventually revealed to be 22-year-old David Copeland, who was a Neo-Nazi militant who had formerly been a member of far-right groups, the BNP and National Socialist Movement. With each bombing he had deliberately targeted minorities – Brixton has a large African Caribbean community, Brick Lane was home to many British Bengalis and the Admiral Duncan on Old Compton Street in Soho was in the heart of London’s gay community. Copeland was convicted of murder in 2000 and handed six concurrent life sentences.

Following his arrest, Copeland had a written exchange with BBC reporter, Graeme McLagan. He appeared unrepentant for his crimes, writing; “I bomb the blacks, Pakis, degenerates. I would have bombed the Jews as well if I’d got a chance.”
Asked why he had targeted Ethnic minorities, he said: “Because I don’t like them, I want them out of this country, I believe in the master race.”
On the plaque memorialising Copeland’s hateful crime in Brixton almost 20 years ago, the inscription reads: “A community under attack will not be divided. Together we are stronger.”

Next stop, change at Victoria station and head to Hastings on the Sussex coast

Bulgaria: Europe’s best kept secret (but for how long?)

Written in 2012, but never published.

Bulgaria has historic cities, breathtaking mountains, sun-baked coasts and not many tourists…for now at least. Andrew Laughlin returns to the country after 14 years, finding it changed, for the better and, potentially, the worse.

I first came to Bulgaria in 1998 on a Gap Year expedition around Eastern Europe before heading to the University of Manchester. At the time, my peers were jetting off to ‘find themselves’ in Thailand and India, but I just wanted something different; and different, indeed, was what I found.

At that time, Bulgaria had only emerged from Communism nine years earlier, and the pungent whiff of the Party was still everywhere. When I return to the country in 2012, I find it just as remarkable, but also changed significantly, particularly with the adoption of US-style consumerism. Bulgaria, it seems, is struggling to find its identity as an emerging destination on the tourist map.

“Look at those boys,” says Feodore, a 32-year-old Tae Kwan Do instructor sat drinking beer in the garden of the Art Hostel (double rooms from 32 Euro), a boho establishment in Sofia, Bulgaria’s capital. 
He points to a rowdy group of English lads, all wearing the matching t-shirts of a boozy birthday expedition and tucking into McDonalds. “I was drinking with them last night,” says Feodore. “They were all like ‘rahhh’, which is fine, you know. But it’s not what we’re used to.”

When I first came to Sofia, the chances of seeing another English person were slim. My first night involved stumbling into a restaurant, being baffled by the menu written in Bulgarian Cyrillic, and then just doing the ‘point and hope’ technique (food was lovely, as it happens). Upon returning the next night, the owner was so delighted that he called his cousin, who worked for the UN and spoke English, to come and translate.

But in 2012, after just a day in the dusty heat of the city, I see two stag parties of already pink-tinged Brits. People are beginning to wise up that Bulgaria is a cheap place to stay, eat and get drunk; particularly after EasyJet started cheap flights to Sofia in 2007.

“Smells like India,” says my girlfriend, Anna, accompanying me on the trip, as we exit our basic room in the Art Hostel. (Hostels are great when you’re young, but in your thirties you just tend to notice the health and safety issues.) She’s right, there’s a distinct smell to Sofia, a heady mix of exciting aromas and poorly installed drains. You can follow the many threads of the city’s long history; from ancient Moorish-style architecture through boxy Communist tower blocks tattooed with graffiti, to the glittering commercial skyscrapers.

 In the 14 years since I was last here, the Bulgarians have embraced consumerism wholeheartedly.

Alongside McDonalds, Subway has invaded, along with flashy coffee chains and designer shops such as Cartier and DKNY. But it’s an odd mix; the pavements are still utterly treacherous, Google Maps is virtually useless and very few people speak English – it’s the Western blueprint, but not even half finished.

After years spent behind the Iron Curtain, Bulgarians eye strangers with unease, and it’s easy to feel unwelcome. But crack through the rather prickly shell, and people are helpful, friendly and curious. Oh, and a shake of the head means ‘yes’, and a nod means ‘no’ – and they do do it.

The country is still really cheap. A 500ml bottle of the Zagorka local beer is around two Bulgarian Levs (£1) in a bar; you can get a freshly made pizza in a restaurant for just £3; and a two-course meal with wine in a decent eaterie costs around £25. But food in Bulgaria is a mixed bag.

Highlights are Shopksa salad (a take on the neighbouring Greek salad) and a spicy Hotpotch stew. But are many weird tasting dishes, such as a sloppy and deconstructed Spanish omelette called Mish Mash (an apt name if there was one) and too much processed cheese and meat. This is certainly not a destination on the culinary map.

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We depart from Sofia in a spine juddering mini-bus through lush green Bulgarian countryside of pine, conifers birch and cyprus towards the town of Teteven, amongst the Stara Planina, or ‘old mountains’. Mountains have particular significance for Bulgarians, even for the younger generations.

As we happily exit the bus, Hristo, a native of the town who lives in Sofia but returned to visit family, elaborates.: “They are special to us, partly because they are there and great to explore, but also because they represent safety, a safe haven,” he says. “No matter how bad things get politically or in war, the mountains are always there for us.”

Situated in the heart of the Balkans, above Greece and below Romania, Bulgaria has a tumultuous past. After siding with Germany in both World Wars, the country became a Communist Republic of the Soviet Union in 1946. But the country’s history goes much further back, and you don’t need to go to museum to feel it. Just walking the towns and cities brings constant reminders to past heroes, such as the great Vasil Levski – liberator of Bulgaria from the Ottomans, who gives his name to a Sofia football team and the national stadium.

We jump in a cab and take the long and equally spine juddering trip up into the hills to Villa Cherven, an alpine-style lodge in the shadow of the Cherven peak. Built by the family of Milena Stamboliyska in 2005, it features all the mod cons of a new hotel, but with an eco-focus and relaxed attitude. Don’t expect clean sheets every day; but do expect Milena to bend over backwards to make you feel welcome.

“When is breakfast?” we ask. “Whenever you want,” she replies, smiling.

The hotel has a trout farm, part funded by the European Union, which offers sport fishing, but there are also various walks up into the mountains, taking in winding streams and fields of wild horses; it feels like a mix of the Andes, Alps and Derbyshire’s Peak District. We take a trip up to the high cliffs above Teteven – a rather ramshackle mountain town – and watch as Mitko, Milena’s partner, parasails off the edge and floats gently down to land in the local stadium.

Over dinner, Milena talks about tourism in the country, and how the ski resort of Bansko and the sun-baked Black Sea Coast are starting to become overdeveloped. The area around Villa Cherven is protected under the EU’s Natura 2000 initiative, but other parts of Bulgaria are up for grabs.

“They build big hotels yet they are empty for most of the year. Then the government tells them to take them down, and clean up, but no one forces them too,” says Milena, who speaks great English after living in London for several years. “I think that we have to protect the nature, the country, because if we just develop the cities, the urban, people will not want to come. And the damage, it will be there forever.”

????????????????????????????????We leave Teteven on another rather uncomfortable mini-bus trip to Veliko Tarnovo, the historic capital of the Second Bulgarian Empire (1185 – 1422). The town is steeped in history, its past echoing loudly around the surrounding valley. Red roofed buildings perch around the valley overlooking the town’s centrepiece, a giant sword piercing into the air, accompanied by four horsemen. The site was established in 1985 to mark the 800-year anniversary of the uprisings of Asen and Peter against the Byzantines and the liberation of Bulgaria. (The riders represent Assen and Peter, and their successors Tsar Koloyan and Assen the II.) 
Veliko Tarnovo is also dominated by the Tsarevets, a castle dating back to the Second Bulgarian Empire.

At the peak of the castle is the Patriarchal Cathedral of the Holy Ascension of God, which was rebuilt in the 1980s complete with distinct and rather tortured religious murals. At night, the castle is gilded with a glittering light and sound show, illuminating the night with brightly coloured beams and lasers. Stay at the basic but comfortable Minotel Rashev and you’ll have an excellent view through the panoramic windows as you tuck into the evening meal that is included in the £20 a night double price. Told you Bulgaria was cheap.

Onwards, we say, catching an old style cabinet train in the sweltering heat on a four-hour journey through the Bulgarian industrial heartlands to Varna, the largest city on the Black Sea Coast. After the three other locations, Varna feels emblematic of Bulgaria’s growing tourism industry. The cab drivers are even more ready to rip you off, and tacky souvenir shops litter the streets.

We check in at the Club Horizont, an upmarket club and restaurant complex that has started renting out some functional but well priced rooms.
The stylish bar is a bit more expensive than the norm, but it’s great to sit in one of the four-poster outdoor booths and look out to the glittering sea, surrounded by Varna’s movers and shakers. You can head down to the (rather dirty) beach and soak up the rays, or dip in the cold but crystal clear waters. But make sure to visit Primorski Park, a sprawling recreation area spreading for 5km parallel to the sea.

The beautifully designed park features a bounty of attractions, including a striking but neglected observatory, refurbished aquarium, fairground, naval museum and an avenue lined with statues of Bulgarian heroes. The place is popular with Bulgarians, but how much longer they will have it to themselves is up for debate.

Varna feels like a city that is on the verge of a tourism boom. We look up at the cliffs overlooking the sea and they were being cleared and secured with giant netting. We stop a local on the coastal road and ask why they were doing it. He tells us that the official line is to increase safety, but everyone believes that it is to build a line of hotels beneath. All it may take is regular Easyjet flights to Varna airport and those hotels will spring up like expensive weeds.

Back at Club Horizont, a waiter mentions that he traveled from his home in Sofia to work the summer in Varna. We ask about the growing commercialism in Bulgaria. He smiles, and replies: “It is part of a global trend to make everything the same. Sofia has changed also, so much, but this is how it is these days. There used to be lots of Bulgarian restaurants, but now it is different. I just hope we can keep what is old, and balance what is new.”