The End of the Line: Gibraltar

The End of the Line is a 10-part travelogue journey to some of the highest Remain and Leave areas in the United Kingdom’s 2016 Referendum on EU membership. It was written over two years from 2018 to 2020, before Coronavirus made Brexit seem like a spot of man flu.

Gibraltar voted 95.9% Remain in the EU Referendum

Originally written in October 2019

There’s a place in the UK: it voted to remain in the European Union, it has a historically problematic land border with a European country and strong views on abortion. It’s not Northern Ireland, however. It is, in fact, 1,815 miles away from Britain in the Mediterranean Sea. It is Gibraltar. On 21 October, 2019 – Brexit Day (at least, at that time) minus 10 days – I made my way to the Rock.

At Gatwick airport I trudge through mile after mile of Duty Free shopping aisles, bombarded by perfume smells and assaulted with shiny images of carefree models and celebrities. Eventually I emerge, bewildered, and head to get coffee and charge my phone. I watch as a seated mother heroically ignores her child as he repeatedly tries to balance a paper cup on her head. A man, also charging his phone near me, extravagantly bops away to Sisqo’s Thong Song bellowing out of his leaky headphones. He seems way too young to even be aware of the 1999-released hit song.

At gate 35 for my British Airways flight to Gibraltar, an American couple remark how a six minute walk was ‘long’ from the main terminal. On the plane the inevitable round of luggage Tetris ensues, with various horse-trading agreements forged and foiled over space and positioning. I read the paper. New Conservative leader Boris Johnson, freshly minted after defeating Jeremy Hunt (a middle manager, at best) is in the headlines again. The Financial Times’ front page lead states ‘Johnson Sticks to Brexit deal as faith rises in Westminster victory’. By contrast, a comment piece trailed on the paper’s masthead states, ‘Little England: Johnson’s Brexit deal could break the union.’

I flip to p23 and read the piece from Johnathan Powell, Tony Blair’s chief of staff from 1995 to 2007. He heralds a nightmarish future in which Brexit leads to turbulence in Northern Ireland and Scotland, raising the prospect of a ‘Little England government’ being left with just a ‘little England’ to govern. As the call goes out that boarding of the packed flight is complete, I realise with sheer delight that the seat next to me is free and immediately spread out. It feels like the greatest of joys.

The plane takes off on the two and a half hour journey to Gibraltar. We climb and climb over the Sussex countryside until all around us is just a hazy white, tinged with sky blue. The man in front of me shifts in his seat like a bear scratching on a tree. A member of the cabin crew staff, who appears as though she has got dressed for Instagram, leans over and patiently attends to someone complaining irritably about the lack of leg room. I relish, unashmedly, my two seat luxury.

The world comes back into view when we reach Spain, passing over Madrid and then taking a vertical path down towards Granada, with the peaks of the Sierra Nevada National Park in the far distance. The plane begins to descend slowly and I can make out the coast of southern Spain. Holiday hotspots of Malaga, Estepona and Marbella line the coast. The view from the plane window is then filled with blue. The vast azure of the Mediterranean merges with the powdery sky at the horizon. Giant ships and tankers appear as though they are floating on thin air, leaving rippled tracks in the sky like the hazy air ejected by jet engines.

The plane banks and then rights itself ready for the descent. I’m sat at the back of the craft and the movement feels brutal. A pensioner sitting behind me returns to her seat from a visit to the toilet and remarks to the nervous flyer next to her, “As long as we don’t crash backwards, we should be alright.” Outside, the ailerons wobble precariously in the turbulent air stream. The sun is setting slowly over distant islands dotted about in the sea like tossed rocks. It illuminates the clouds above in a nicotine glow. Then, the Rock emerges into view.

The plane starts to judder in the changing air. Buildings and apartment blocks shuffle into view. I can feel the nervous flyer behind me getting tenser as the plane shakes up and down like a car driving on an old dirt road. Down and down and down, it descends, and then it connects with the runway like a not particularly proficient BMX rider landing a jump. The brakes are sharply slammed on and the craft pitches and shifts as it rapidly sheds its momentum until reaching a crunching stop.
“Has he been here before?” the pensioner remarks to the cabin crew as they admit that this probably won’t go on the pilot’s ‘best landings’ show-reel. An explanation comes – something about cross-winds. The man behind has gone very quiet. He probably won’t be flying to Gibraltar again any time soon.

It is 7pm local time when I exit the airport and walk the short distance to get the number 10 bus to my hotel. The number 5 is sat waiting, but Google has told me to get the number 10 and I wouldn’t want to be subordinate to the digital overlords. The bus driver is smoking while he waits to go and so I ask him how much is a single to town. He tells me, just as I realise he is standing next a big sign saying the price. I make a joke of it. He smiles but clearly thinks I am an idiot.

Eventually, the number 10 heads off down Sir Winston Churchill Avenue, cutting across the runway, and towards town. Gibraltar – also known as The Rock, but referred more commonly to those familiar with the island by the shortened name, Gib – is a peninsula that jabs out like an infected thumb from the bottom of Spain. It is like an appendage that has been apprehended from the body, and as we will explore ahead, the itchy infection remains to this day.

On the bus we pass the Rock of Gibraltar on the left and the Victoria football ground to the right. The sun still shines down and it’s warm. Old school British red phone boxes sit on the pavement. The road signs are the British type. The traffic lights, too. It’s an odd, rather jarring mix. We pass a petrol station selling the rather unfortunately named, Gib Oil. Then Notre Dame School, which has long since disgorged its children for the day. Commuters whizz around on micro scooters on their way home from work.

The first of many thick stone walls of the old defensive reinforcements comes into view, leading here to the Waterport Casements area lightly filled with early evening drinkers. Onwards we go, past the quiet Khan’s Indian restaurant. Further up a group of Jehova’s Witnesses are packing up for the day. They appear jovial after a good shift’s soul saving, although there appear a lot of untaken copies of Watchtower still left on the stand.

Gleaming blocks of flats and offices line the route, eventually giving way to tight streets with houses and the odd restaurant. I am booked in at The Rock Hotel, a rather grand old hostelry perched on the hill so that most rooms are guaranteed a view out to sea. It has welcomed the great and the good over the years. Winston Churchill stayed here, as did Errol Flynn. Dwight Eisenhower was resident here while planning the invasion of North Africa in World War II. Sean Connery was a guest in 1962 after getting married to Diane Cilento in Gibraltar. And, from the celebrity photo gallery near the lifts, other ‘famous’ former customers include Chris Tarrant and someone who I think is a singer and maybe won The X Factor, or something?

The man on reception judges me instantly as obvious riff raff and gives a polite but brusque welcome as I check in. The room is nice enough, but it’s really all about the view. A balcony with chairs gives way to a sweeping panorama from the cliff side to the left, round via the port and over to the main town to the right. The sun is now setting and across the Bay of Gibraltar you can see Algeciras in Spain. Small boats zip in and out of the harbour. A giant superyacht is moored further down, shaped like a missile made of money. It’s all pretty idyllic, like a scene in a movie.

I sit on the balcony and watch as the evening turns to night. Lights start flicking on in the buildings and streets. The Heerema ‘Sleipnir’ semi-submersible crane vessel fixed in the bay suddenly switches on tens of lights dotted down its frame and crane, making it look like an industrial Christmas tree. The atmosphere is quiet and peaceful, with only the occasional noise of a car rumbling down Europa Road. My stomach gurgles. Like a prehistoric man with access to Google Maps, it is time to hunt down some dinner.

The pretty west side of Gibraltar is where the majority of its 32,194 population live. Little winding streets host boutique style shops. A few people are out and about. It feels safe and welcoming. Old boys in suits shuffle into wine bars. A group of tourists explore a souvenir shop selling British themed tatt. Two young Jewish boys walk ahead of me. One of them sings ‘God Save the Queen’ to the other. Familiar brands such as Debenhams, Holland & Barratt and Marks & Spencer line the street. A group of Spanish workers try to get a seriously long lorry around a corner despite it seemingly being impossible. Their motorbike police escort has dismounted and is looking on equally puzzled at the conundrum. I don’t wait to see how they manage it, but they pass me further down the way.

I eventually plump for Jury’s bar, a hybrid of pub and wine bar that has nice tables spilling into the street. They are all full, so instead I sit inside by the window. Jazz plays on the stereo. As soon as I sit down, a man called John strikes up a conversation with me. He’s friendly and animated, with his wispy hair vibrating with excitement as he talks. I barely have time to open the menu before I am locked into a conversation.

John was born in Gibraltar and has lived here his whole life, barring a short stint in England in the 1950s. He returned to Gibraltar just after the border between Gibraltar and La Linea in Spain was closed in 1969 by Francisco Franco, the Spanish dictator. That ushered in 13 years of isolation for The Rock that split families apart across the border, impoverished the area and even led to vital medicines becoming scarce at the hospital.
“I hated that as I wanted to come and go to Spain whenever I wanted. I liked the freedom,” John says, as I order the fish and chips and a glass of wine from the waitress.

As his wife comes to the table after ordering drinks, John tells a story from when he was studying art in Kingston Upon Thames. He explains that he did an Ouji board with an ‘African girl’ and was possessed by a demon from the experience. His wife is now holding her hand over his eyes at a migraine, real or imaginary.
“You got any kids?” I ask, hastily changing the subject. Mercifully, he does. Their ages range from 28 to 42. The oldest is a journalist, who writes for a local paper, The Olive Press. I remark that I am a journalist, too. He asks what I write about and I reply technology, doing a mental countdown in my head until he asks me how to fix his printer.
“So the problem, John, is that your printer’s using too much ink cleaning its heads. Most likely the absorber is full and that’s why it’s going through ink in no time,” I say. He appears captivated. I resist the urge to hold my hand over my eyes.

My food arrives and John takes that as his cue to end our conversation. He wishes me bon appetite. He seems a nice guy and I am relieved to hear that his demon was exorcised by someone in a market some years ago. He fetches me a copy of The Olive Press and points to a piece on page four written by his son. I read it as I eat. Headlined ‘Electoral Breakdown’ and published before the election on 17 October, it details the three main parties that contested it: Fabian Picardo’s incumbent Gibraltar Socialist Labour Party (GLSP), the Gibraltar Social Democrats (GSD) and newcomers, Together Gibraltar. Among its policy agenda, Together Gibraltar has pledged to legalise abortion – a concept that is as controversial in Gibraltar as it is Northern Ireland.

While from midnight on 22 October 2019, Northern Ireland would make abortion legal and start preparations for providing services in the principality, it’s a different story in Gibraltar. Under section 162 of the 2011 Crimes Act, having an abortion at the time of my visit was punishable by life imprisonment. Many women instead cross the border into Spain to have the procedure. Together Gibraltar, which also campaigned to legalise cannabis and give young people more of a say in public life and had a slogan of ‘vote with hope, not with fear’, managed to secure just one of 17 seats available, compared to 10 for the GLSP-Liberal alliance. Although, as The Olive Press reports, that may have been down to them alienating the unions with a supposed pro-business stance on various issues. The Gibraltar Social Democrats, who actively campaigned to keep life prison terms for abortion, secured six seats in the election.

Brexit was also a major issue in the election. Despite Picardo previously supporting Theresa May’s Brexit deal, some had accused him of trying to “halt the Brexit process”. Over the coming four year term, he pledged to lead Gibraltar through whatever comes next. In a speech to mark the victory, he said: “Our main role in these coming four years will be to sail this nation of ours safely through the uncharted waters of our departure from the European Union. We will sail our people securely through every potential variation of that process even its potential cancellation.”
I take a sip of my wine and think about John’s demon.

Be gone thy imperial shackles

“It’s another big day in Brexit,” the BBC news presenter says with a mix of excitement, tiredness and weary acceptance that this would most likely not be the only time that they would say that even this week. It’s 22 October 2019, and later today the government planned to stage a vote on its European Union (Withdrawal Agreement) Bill – referred to by some as the ‘WAB’. Vote for the deal and then the deadbeat Dad that is the UK could then try to wangle a half decent divorce agreement with its ex, MPs were being told (well, sort of).

As I wait for the cheap hotel kettle to boil so I could make a cup of instant coffee, the BBC reporter states that Johnson might have enough votes to get it through. However, it is expected to be much tighter when MP’s vote on the ‘programme motion’, a parliamentary term that essentially in this case means the right to ram the legislation through the Commons in just a matter of days.

Robert Jenrick, the Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government, was the sacrificial lamb who’d been sent on the BBC to sell the 110-page act and its passage through Parliament. As a fair amount of the deal was reheated leftovers of Theresa May’s deal (with nothing new for Gibraltar) he says that MPs’ have had enough time to consider it. They’ve moved quickly before with legislation, he argues. With barely a week to go to ‘B-Day’ on Halloween, however, it’s already proving a hard sell.

As a way of contrast, MPs had around a month to evaluate the Wild Animals in Circuses Act 2019 earlier in the year before it even went to the House of Lords. It’s easy to see why Parliamentarians were rather sceptical when they were afforded more time to debate whether Dumbo should be allowed in the circus than consider what is essentially legislation to shape the UK’s near, medium and long-term future.

As the morning burns away the last remnants of night outside the window, I switch off the news and head down to breakfast. Already underway is the sleepy yet chaotic gala of buffet-based gluttony. A waiter has a back-and-forth with a family in a tone rather too loud for this time in the morning. They seem to enjoy it, though. A man gets up from his table, goes to the buffet, comes back again, and then repeats the process seemingly 30 times in a row. Is he assembling his breakfast one item at a time? I drink coffee and try to ignore it.

Picking up my phone, I give the news another go. Jacob Rees-Mogg is repeating government doubts over objections about limited time to debate the deal.
“A king emperor left in 24 hours and we are removing an imperial yoke in over a week,” he says. The phone goes off. It’s time to leave. I exit the Rock Hotel into the chill of the morning air, tugging my collar around my neck for warmth. I head down Europa Road towards the southern tip of Gibraltar. The road winds along the cliff side until it reaches a fork that enables passage to either The Shrine of Our Lady of Europe or a 100 tonne gun. Sorry, Our Lady, but that’s no contest.

Tight streets form a network of capillaries feeding into the sea. A grand muse house has its black shutters swung open. Inside, a woman polishes an extensive collection of silver. I swing around past the South District Senior Citizens Club, a white box on Naval Hospital road, and then around the corner children’s voices gurgle out of the Loreto Convent School. Further on I go down to the coast. Housekeepers come and go from large blocks of flats, while gardeners tend to expansive gardens hidden behind high walls. The smell of fresh flowers fills the air. Few people working here actually live here. This is a wealthy part of town, and it exudes money from the streets like sweat from the pores.

This is a big gun, but not the 100 tonne gun. Sorry.

At the 5th Rosia battery I stop and look through defensive slots in the thick walls. Fisherman stand on a pier made of rock jutting out into the sea. A canon nearby to me could blow them out of the water if it was still active. Gibraltar has a thing about fortifications. Further up the way is the previously mentioned Armstrong 100-ton Gun. I walk up there to take a look at it. What’s more to say? It’s just a really massive gun.

I return to my peregrination to the south of Gibraltar, Europa Point. Hugging the coastal road south in the still chilly morning air, I head through tunnels crudely hacked out of the rock so cars and people can pass through. I stop again at a recreation park, sitting on a concrete seat and looking out to sea at the giant tankers beyond, seemingly going nowhere in any sort of hurry. Walking onwards through the eerily quiet Keightley Way tunnel, I eventually emerge at Europa Point, just in time for the sun to come out and make me feel uncomfortably hot. I catch a moment to cool down as ‘Instructor Vinny’ swings his Vauxhall Corsa in a 180 degree turn while giving a nervous-looking youngster a driving lesson. The youngster takes over, and they drive off again: this time, very, very slowly.

The beautiful Trinity House lighthouse stands at the southernmost tip of Gibraltar, ever watchful over the Strait of Gibraltar. It casts a myopic gaze over to Cueta, a Spanish city on the north coast or Africa, and neighbouring Morocco. Control over the Strait was historically a highly coveted prize for naval powers. It was contested by the Kingdoms of Castile, Morocco and Granada in the 13th and 14th centuries. In 1704 the ‘grand alliance’ of England, the Dutch Republic and the Archduchy of Austria took the Rock as an Iberian outpost in the ongoing naval battle with France. It has remained under British control ever since.

Taking Gibraltar was a shrewd move, as the opening of the Suez Canal in 1869 would increase shipping traffic through the Strait and enrich the Rock. It soon became a gateway to the whole world. Alongside the continued flow of shipping tankers in the Strait, Orcas have also been spotted here revelling in the rich feeding grounds. Black kites and honey buzzards are common visitors to Europa Point, along with the occasional Griffon Vulture and Short-toed Eagle. Yet, I’m more interested in the chattering flock of tourists that have just disgorged from six mini-buses at the point.

The buses are marked with Parody Tours, a somewhat ill-advised brand that was apparently established in 1941. The tourists, mostly from China, amble aimlessly towards the viewing platform to take enough photos that would break the average cloud storage solution. The area in front of Harding’s gun battery becomes a speed dating event for the view. Snacks are consumed, guides are read and endless selfies are taken. Then the tourists all pack up and move off in a vaguely coordinated procession.

Their next destination may be the Gotham Cave Complex, declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site in July 2016, becoming the UK’s 30th such location. Or maybe they fancy going to The Shrine of Our Lady of Europe just around the corner. I walk there, passing the seemingly brand new Gibraltar Rugby stadium, ideally hoping that she doesn’t judge me too harshly for blowing her out for a big gun earlier.

The continent of Europe was dedicated to Our Lady of Europe in 1309, when a limestone stature of the Virgin was placed at this shrine. It was removed in 1333 after the Rock was taken by the Moors, but the Christian Shrine was returned in 1462 with a statue of Madonna and her child brought to the location. It would stand happily until 1704, when the British took the island and promptly decapitated both statues. Charming. The site would only return as the Shrine of Our Lady of Europe in 1961.

I head back towards the north of Gibraltar. On my way I pass a white Ford Transit van run by a removals and house clearance operator called Jean-Claude Van Man, a riff on the Belgian action star, Jean-Claude Van Damme. There’s a sillhoette of a man in a karate outfit performing a mid-air kick. It’s a perplexing image: does Jean-Claude karate kick all your stuff into the van? Or does he ring your doorbell, immediately kick you in the head and say, ‘that’ll be £50, mate.’? Either way, I think I’ll pass.

At a dry dock around the bay, the MN Pelican ship is in for maintenance. Not much seems to be going on, but a ‘ship spotter’ near me is eagerly taking photographs from the road. I wander onwards, past the Royal Gibraltar police headquarters. If you’re a fan of ‘bobbies on the beat’, you’ll like Gibraltar. Over a period of just three hours, I spot five police cars, two police bikes, a van and a police boat patrolling this territory of only around 32,000 people. According to the UK government’s own advice, violence and street crime are rare in Gibraltar. More incidents are reported involving people walking between La Linea and Gibraltar at night to cross the border. But despite these incidents, police presence on the border seems rather light.

Official figures in October 2019 indicated that just 33 people out of a population of around 32,000 in Gibraltar were out of work. Yet the reality is that most people who work in Gibraltar can’t actually afford to live here. Opposite the Lions FC football club of Gibraltar, with a bar fittingly called The Den, is Quay 31. This brand new block of flats will join others on Kings Wharf Quay. A one bed flat in Quay 31 would set you back more than £450,000. That would give central London a run for its money. All units in Quay 31 have apparently sold out before the building is even finished. Further up into town, the roads are clean and regularly maintained. Green spaces are watered and delicately manicured. Swish office blocks gleam in the afternoon sun. Designer goods are on sale in the boutiques. A police bike hits the ‘blues and twos’, speeding off to no doubt fetch a cat down from a tree.

At the north end of Line Wall Road, I drop down through the American memorial gate gifted to mark naval battles in World War I, and towards Queensway. Instead of going to one of the pretty cafes and bars around the area, I instead head straight for the Morrison’s megastore. It is 2pm and absolute chaos inside the supermarket. Shoppers appear to be stocking up for the apocalypse, but an Armageddon that will be catered with chocolate and alcohol. The café appears to be part building site, but undeterred I venture in. A harassed mother pushes a trolley, drags a high chair, holds a baby and shepherds a toddler at the same time. I marvel at the feat, and then offer to push the trolley for her. She gratefully accepts.

Around the corner is the port of Gibraltar. The giant Mein Schiff 2 cruise ship, operated by tour operator Tui, is moored up. Hundreds of cabins with glass windows and balconies line the flank of the craft. It’s a floating hotel sailing a culinary crusade over the seven seas, an all-inclusive yet ultimately exclusive orgy of excursions and excess. The century class Mein Schiff 2 weighs 77,000 tonnes, has 12 decks and can hold 1,912 passengers. It will depart at 6pm, but tomorrow the P&O Oceana will take its place. It can hold 2,016 people.

Around the corner from the port, the bottom of the airport runway comes into view. Nervous flyers are advised never to come here as there’s nothing but ocean after the runway ends. I cut up through the flat blocks to go to the airport. At the Albert Russo block a pet songbird can be heard serenading the afternoon sun. A first floor flat has flowers in earthenware pots placed rather precariously on a balcony. I walk past a flat on the ground floor with a ships wheel attached to the wall. I think it says ‘Welcome Abroad’ in a message on the wheel, but doubling back I realise it actually says ‘Welcome Aboard’. I can’t stop thinking about it.

The sleepy marina is ahead, with chain restaurants such as Pizza Express and Wagamama inside permanently moored boats on jetties. Further up the swish Sunborn cruise ship has been floated in and attached to the marina as a fixed, five-star hotel. You wonder if it watches in the near distance as the Oceana’s and Mein Schiffs of this world get to explore the seven seas, while it remains shackled to its permanent home. I exit the North District, past the Gibraltar World Trade Centre and over Winston Churchill Avenue once more, cutting directly across the airport runway. Traffic is held at either side when a plane takes off or lands, but otherwise it is just a steady stream of people, bikes and cars rolling either way.

As I reach the airport side, I see a faded and tatty billboard saying ‘Thank you for visiting Gibraltar’. It’s for Monarch airlines, which was the biggest airline to collapse in UK history when it went into administration in 2017. Around 100,000 passengers and holidaymakers were left stranded when the company fell, but that has since been surpassed by the around 150,000 who were left high and dry when Thomas Cook went out of business in September 2019.

Most people come to Gibraltar to see the sights – the Rock of Gibraltar, St Michael’s Cave, the Barbary macaques at the Ape’s Den. But I’m here to see the border (can you believe that I am single at the time of this visit?!?). Much Brexit focus has been on the border on the island of Ireland, but little has been said about the land border between Gibraltar and Spain. And that’s despite Gibraltarians being firmly against two things: Brexit and being part of Spain. Although the territory wasn’t able to vote in the 1975 UK European Communities membership referendum, legislation passed in 2002 allowed it to take part in European elections (somewhat bizarrely, as part of a constituency in the south west of England) and the 2016 referendum.

To say Gibraltarians didn’t sit on the fence would be an understatement. Remain was backed by 19,322 voters, some 95.91% of those who voted on a turnout of 83.64%. Large queues were reported at polling stations on the day of the vote. The UK area with the second highest remain vote was Lambeth, at a relatively indecisive 78.6%. In recent European elections the anti-Brexit Liberal Democrats won 77% of the vote in Gibraltar.

Gibraltarians are equally unequivocal on switching sovereignty to Spain. On 10 September 1967, Gibraltar had a referendum on whether to stay as a British overseas territory. An overwhelming 12,138 voters said ‘yes’ against just 44 who said ‘no’. The day is now marked as Gibraltar’s national day. In another ballot on 7 November, 2002, 98.97% voted to reject the prospect of Britain sharing sovereignty with Spain.

As a British Overseas Territory, Gibraltar would leave the EU in parallel with the rest of the United Kingdom. The Gibraltar border is outside the Schengen visa area and the European Customs Union, so in theory little should change for the Rock. However, many here fear that such a move would result in Spain attempting to gain control. And in that case, the battle line would be drawn at the border.

The Gibraltar border, close to the airport and looking a bit like a petrol station, would be the demarcation line between a new Brexit Britain and the European Union. When I visit, flags of the United Kingdom and the European Union flutter on the Gibraltar side of the border, with the flag of Spain visible over the other side in La Linea (along with the golden arches of McDonalds). There’s no inspection point for goods, instead they’re scrutinised at the port in Algeciras. A hard Brexit could mean that perishable goods would need to be inspected at the border. Smuggling could be an issue, but the geographic limitation is always present of how those goods would get back to the UK considering it is a long flight away. Rather, the bigger concern rests on whether greater checks would impact the movement of people.

Each day, 28,500 people on average cross the border, including 15,000 workers making the daily journey to Gibraltar for work. More than 9,000 of them are Spanish, according to estimates by Gibraltar’s authorities, but around 2,000 are understood to be British nationals in Spain for the cheaper standard of living. Currently, people are just waved through, but a no-deal Brexit, or even an unfavourable deal, could lead to long delays and a significant impact on both people and local Gibraltar businesses.

The comparisons to Northern Ireland are obvious, but actually Gibraltar is a very different scenario. Around double the number of workers cross the Irish border each day, but that is 500km long with around 200 known crossing points. By contrast, the border between Gibraltar and Spain is just 1.8km with a single narrow crossing point. People currently breeze through on bikes, in cars, on foot, even on microscooters. Most would be passing back the other way at the end of the day so you’d imagine they will be familiar to the guards that work here. There’s a free flow of traffic both ways. It’s about as friction free as you can get.

Some in government were keen to limit free movement over the border post-Brexit. The notorious ‘Operation Yellowhammer’ planning document for a no-deal Brexit outcome indicated that people on Gibraltar could face a four hour delay getting over the border. Gibraltar understandably wanted to avoid this. There have even been tensions between Mr Picardo and UK government ministers in the past, with some accusing him of trying to derail the Brexit process. After the government had a sly dig at Gibraltar’s allegedly poor preparation for a no-deal Brexit, Picardo fired back: “It is a bit rich for those who are getting us into this mess to tell us that we are not ready to face the worst eventualities of what they told us would never materialise.”

At the time of my visit in late 2019, border-crossing workers were already reeling from a sharp fall of the pound against the Euro, which had led to a relative drop in wages. Those old enough could also remember back to when the border was last closed in 1969 and the damage that caused. No one realistically wants more years of isolation. Spain has a veto in place that any future relationship between the UK and EU will only apply to Gibraltar if Spain and the UK agree. But equally, Spain would like to regain sovereignty over Gibraltar after it last held it more than 300 years ago.

The Spanish government has said that a no-deal Brexit would hurt Gibraltar, but it would also no doubt hurt its own La Linea. It was reported that during the closure of the border in the 1960s and 70s, around 40,000 people migrated away from the town. On Sunday 20 October 2019, more than 2,000 expats staged a protest at La Línea de la Concepción – near the border with Gibraltar – over Boris Johnson’s withdrawal deal agreed with the EU. They called for a second referendum to give the public another say. The march was attended by the mayors of La Linea, Los Barrios and San Roque, and more than 2,000 British ex-pats. The still waters of the Bay of Gibraltar run deep.

Brexit for breakfast

“We just need to get this thing through. What are they playing at?” a man fires over the breakfast table at his companion while the other man tries to apply more butter to a butter croissant. “They’ve had three years. Three years!” He holds a hand in the air in incredulity.
They both agree that Boris Johnson is a liar and then head off to the buffet to restock on breakfast items.
Across from me a couple are also talking about Brexit. He is of the ‘let’s just get out now’ school of thought. She’s the ‘think of the children’ variety. The waiter comes over with coffee and, like the good British people that they are, they stop and are all smiles yet total silence as the waiter does his job. As soon as he is out of the ear shot the argument resumes.

It’s Wednesday, 22 October, and I’m back in the dining room of the Rock Hotel. Apparently Churchill dined here…oh wait, I already said that. It’s just after 8am. The blueish bruise of dawn is still throbbing away from the previous night’s action. It’s cold outside and the patio doors are closed to keep out the chill. At around 7pm UK time the previous evening, the government finally won a vote on getting a Brexit deal agreed by Parliament. The commons voted in favour of the deal with a majority of 30, but the win % breakdown was: yes, you guessed it – 52% yes to 48% no. For Number 10, though, a win is a win. However, like a stumbling drunk first locating his house keys and then tripping over the cat and going over head first into a bush, the government then lost the ‘programme motion’ vote within minutes. This effectively meant getting Brexit done by 31 October this year was nigh on impossible.

Talk of the latest development in the process buzzes around the elegant dining room. An old boy enters and is seated. The waiters make a fuss of him, but he barely makes eye contact. They know his usual order, he’s clearly a regular. Gibraltar is a wealthy place, but its prosperity appears to come from assets more than income. Like Guernsey, Jersey and other locations in Britain’s still expansive territorial web, it’s a place where wealth comes to reside and be served.

As with many British ex-patriots, those in Gibraltar at the time had the best of both worlds: they escape the rotten British weather, but retain the rights of the European Union, including free access to Spain. They are European, but also British. They can bask in the sunshine, but also keep using Sterling, shopping in Marks & Spencer and singing God Save the Queen. And that means residents of this spit of land jutting into the Mediterranean have a lot to lose from Brexit, and little now to gain.

Leaving the Rock Hotel with its faintly stuffy old world charm I head out into the morning chill. I put my headphones on and play the latest episode of the BBC’s Brexitcast. I listen as the presenters entertainingly break down the latest developments. I wonder how long it will be before one or all of Laura Kuenssberg, Katya Adler, Adam Fleming and Chris Mason end up on Celebrity Masterchef, Strictly Come Dancing or some other reality TV show. Maybe a version of Homes Under the Hammer in which Laura berates some MPs for buying a small bit of land on the coast of Spain without reading the 110-page legal pack (if you got that joke, you clearly watch as much daytime TV as I do).

I curl my path around Europa Road, past a small cemetery holding the remains of those who died during the Battle of Trafalgar, and onto Main Street. It’s only just past 9am but it’s busy on the street. A woman is sweeping up outside her café as a delivery arrives. She chats to the delivery driver, gesticulating wildly as I approach.
“We had the certainty and now this? Why would they do this?” she says. The man shrugs in resignation, and starts unloading the delivery. Further ahead I pass the Brexit information centre on 323 Main Street opposite John Mackintosh Hall. It’s stamped with a big red sign saying GET READY on the window, like a final warning on an electricity bill. The door of the office is open and the lights are on, but the place is deserted.

On Winston Churchill Avenue the traffic is mostly people heading into Gibraltar. I walk the other way from the flow of cars, motorbikes, bicycles and people on foot pouring steadily into the Rock for work. My flight is at 11.35am and I arrive at around 10am, so I take the time to watch the border. Cyclists barely slow down as they flash their passport or ID card to the checkpoint as they go past. I reflect on the fact that clogging this up with bureaucracy could be devastating. These are people just trying to live their lives, to get to work, to earn a living, to exist. Even the tiniest of friction could negatively impact them and make their lives harder. No one really wants a no-deal Brexit, but it feels impossible at this moment in late 2019 to rule anything out. If such a scenario did transpire, then people in Gibraltar might find themselves stuck between the Rock and a hard place.

Next up, our final stop (coming soon, lockdown depending…)

The End of the Line: Scarborough

The End of the Line is a 10-part travelogue journey to some of the highest Remain and Leave areas in the United Kingdom’s 2016 Referendum on EU membership. It was written over two years from 2018 to 2020, before Coronavirus made Brexit seem like a spot of man flu.

Scarborough voted 62% Leave in the EU Referendum

Originally written in March 2019

There’s a certain romance to an English seaside town. Rather than florid emotional poetry of sunsets and summer seductions, however, it is romance written firmly in study prose. It’s a whole world of emotional drama restrained behind a very British façade. A somewhat buttoned up and regimented sense of fun that has a charm all of its own. And few places epitomise that so perfectly as Scarbados, the self-named, ‘Queen of the Coast’. Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly: but always remember, we’re British.

Before heading to Scarborough, I have a few other stops to make on a short Northern tour. My first journey is from Kings Cross to Leeds in order to catch a connection to Skipton, where a friend of mine had recently moved. I’m booked on the 1.33pm train but it’s cancelled due to a member of the train crew seemingly not turning up for work. That action has resulted in three trains worth of people cramming onto just one. I stand for the entire journey, boxed into a space where the carriages connect so small that even Houdini would fear lasting back pain. My spine slowly curves from leaning up under the arch and my ears ring from the squeaking creak of the linkage between the carriages.

The windows of the train carriage soon steam up as the temperature of crushed bodies increases. When the train reaches a station a blessed blast of cold air rushes in, but it’s merely a temporary relief as more people immediately replace the ones that have just got off. I glance over and see a pregnant woman also standing, with no one appearing keen or even able to give her a seat. She’s just too far away for me to offer her help. Not that there is much I could actually do. It’s 2pm in the afternoon on a weekday, hardly the peak time of rush hour.

Travelling by train in England

The guard apologises over the public address system for the overcrowding and then optimistically suggests that a trolley cart of light refreshments will be making its way down the packed train. You imagine this will involve us ferrying the cart on our shoulders like Paul Hogan surfing the New York subway crowd to reuinte with Linda Kozlowski at the end of Crocodile Dundee. In the end, it never appears. Instead, I stand close to the toilets and try to avoid inhaling the occasional waft of stale urine as the doors open and close, open and close. The guard advises us that we could apply for compensation, so I spend the time imagining what I would buy with the likely £5 of redress coming my way. How cheap are chiropractors, I wonder? Eventually we arrive into Leeds and I tumble out of the packed sweat box, battered bruised and £70-odd quid lighter for the experience.

On the train to Skipton I manage to get an actual seat and it feels like a lottery win. The pretty Yorkshire town of Skipton is in the voting district of Craven, which plumped to leave the European Union at 52.8%. By contrast nearby Leeds just narrowly voted to Remain, at 50.3%. Leeds is a rarity on that score, as the vast majority of the North of England voted out, including my home town of Sheffield, at 51%. In the spring evening in Skipton the starlings flock in the sky, swirling in quite beautiful sweeps of black and raining down faeces like the US Air Force carpet bombing the Taliban. The evening ventures towards blue, then pitch dark as beer, curry and then sleep ease away the strains of a day spent travelling by train in Britain.

In the morning I board the 10.17am train back to Leeds, in order to get a connection over to Sheffield to see my Sister. A group of five women in their 50s and 60s get on just behind me. I ascertain that it is one of their birthdays and they are off on a day out in Leeds. The train hadn’t even left the station before the Prosecco cork popped to happy cheers.
“It’s organic,” one of the woman says as she pours the booze into waiting glasses.
“Where’s it from?” another woman asks.
“Sainsbury’s,” comes the answer. They all laugh.
One of the women reaches in her bag and retrieves cans with mixed cocktails in them.
“Drink up,” she says. “I ain’t carrying these round all day”.
As we reach Leeds around 40 minutes later, one of the party stands up, and wobbles on her feet. “I’d better have a coffee or I am going to pass out,” she warns.
As the party tumbles out onto the platform, a young woman observes them as they pass with a head tilted smile. “I hope I am like that when I’m 60,” she says to a friend.

On the connection from Leeds to Sheffield I log on to the free wi-fi. This always involves some odious request for personal data and so I have become quite creative at developing online personas. I like to think that somewhere a marketing person is sat staring at a list of names, trying to think what promotional messages would suit Tony’s Technicolour Underpants, The Lord of Death or Big John’s Love Sack. Outside the window whizzes past a forest of caravans just outside Wath Upon Dearne. I settle in for the journey to Sheffield.

“I am so sick of hearing about Brexit,” my Sister says after she picks me up from Sheffield station in her cream Fiat. She’s booked a holiday for 1 April, 2019 in The Netherlands. When I asked why, she replies: “It was cheap”. I counter that by suggesting it was possibly cheap because you’ll need a visa if we crash out of the European Union without a deal. “So will I need a visa or what?” my Sister asks. I shrug and say, “No idea.” She merely harrumphes and we continue on the car journey in silence.

Midday in Sheffield, and it’s raining. It continues to rain for the entire day and into the evening. I get thoroughly drenched and dry out on multiple occasions to the point where I no doubt smell like a wet dog. Still, the beer-curry-sleep combination again does its magic.

To the seaside, not beyond

The following day the rain mercifully gives way to bright sunshine and clear skies. Perfect weather for a trip to the seaside. The journey from Sheffield to Scarborough goes via York. Alongside Leeds, York also voted to Remain in the European Union, at 58%. It was unusual in that regard, as being both a place with a great sense of history, yet also a seeming desire to remain in a globalist future. But although its station is a handsome sight, it isn’t the end of the line, so I must move on. Rules is rules, after all.

My Mum was born in York. My Grandad died here. Grandad Ralph got dementia in his later life and I used to tell with puzzlement how he once claimed he had a baby growing in his leg. Now, I look back and realise how terrifying that must have been for him. To know everything and nothing at the same time: at once lucid and also absent. My Mum would later die of Multiple Systems Atrophe, or MSA, a condition that keeps you alive and conscious as it gradually robs your body of motor skills. Trying to decide which is preferable as a way out is a bit like considering which form of Brexit you’d prefer best.

I board a train to Scarborough. It rolls out of the station, giving a trackside view of the large houses of York, surrounding by the fortified city walls. The sunshine pours down and the sky is a powder blue. The light beams down onto the fields, illuminating them in a vibrant green. I try to avoid looking at a man vigorously picking his nose in the seat across from me. It’s like he is rooting down the back of the sofa in search of his car keys. The countryside goes on and on. The ruins of St Mary’s Abbey appear on the left hand side of the train. Manor house lord it over expansive grounds.

A man in a cap holds a conversation on speaker phone a few rows down. He holds the phone close to his face and bellows into it, with the respondent dutifully bellowing back. I wonder to myself why this is still not a crime with devastating punishments for non-compliance. Mercifully he gets off at Malton. The hills keep on rolling. Hulking shire horses stand idly in a field eating patches of grass. I relax back into my seat, but then sigh as someone starts playing music on their smartphone without headphones.

Seamer comes next – a bleak station surrounding by scrub brush and intimidating metal fencing. Then, we roll into Scarborough. Just as in Hastings, while it may seem strange to come to a seaside town in the winter, I know from living in Brighton that you only see the real character of a tourist town or city when it is out of season. Only then do you glimpse what it’s like to live here when the hoards aren’t descending and the attractions aren’t in full flow. You have to come to these places when the music has stopped and when reality has resumed, to see their real character.

This isn’t my first visit to Scarborough. In fact I have been here numerous times. I used to come here for day trips and holidays, along with Filey, Whitby and Bridlington further up the coast. Saltburn by the Sea is much further up, alongside Redcar and then arriving in Middlesbrough. Apart from Newcastle Upon Tyne, the majority of the North East of England voted out of the European Union. Scarborough backed leave by 62%, and this was despite local Tory MP Robert Goodwill campaigning for Remain. As Scarborough Borough Council’s UKIP leader, Cllr Sam Cross, cutely put it at the time of the vote: “This looks like a fantastic result for the ordinary folk.” Mr Goodwill would later be among the group of 202 MPs who backed Theresa May’s EU withdrawal deal, which was rejected by a record 432 MPs. Never take a betting tip from this man.

I exit the train and walk into town, passing a man with a sleeping bag around his shoulders and a two litre bottle of cheap Frosty Jacks cider in his hand. More homeless huddle up ahead to ward off the cold. Around 320,000 people were recorded as homeless in Britain in 2018, up 4% on the previous year’s figures, according to data from housing charity Shelter. Combined, that group of people would be bigger by population than the UK’s 15th largest city. Plus, these figures only included individuals who were in contact with local authorities or in hostels, so the real figure could be much higher. People are struggling, and that doesn’t always end just because someone eventually does get a roof over their heads.

Scarborough developed into a spa town in the 17th century following the discovery of a spring at the bottom of the cliffs. People flocked to the town to drink the water that they thought would cure all sorts of diseases. This was given some medical credence in the 18th century when doctors advised people that bathing in seawater was good for their health. Towns like Scarborough and Brighton soon developed into desirable resorts, and destinations in their own right. Scarborough’s population increased by almost five times over the 19th century as the tourism industry grew. Although Scarborough remained a busy fishing port, gradually its ship building industry started to decline. The resort grew in the 1900s but as with most seaside locations in Britain, it hit the wall in the 1960s with the rise of cheap package tours abroad. Just like Skegness and Clacton-on-Sea it has struggled to recover ever since.

The average salary in Scarborough in 2016 was just £19,925, compared to the national average of £28,442, according to data from the Office for National Statistics (ONS). Permanent jobs are hard to come by, with most work residing in low paid and seasonal tourism positions. Scarborough also has an aging population. According to NHS data for 2015, Scarborough had 13% of the population aged 65-74 and 7.6% aged 75-84, that is 3.6% and 2.4% higher than the national average for England respectively. By contrast the town has 33.2% of the population aged 15 to 44, 6.9% below the national England average.

The UK population generally is getting older. Between 2005/06 and 2014/16, the number of people aged 65 or over grew by 21%, while people aged over 85 increased by 31.3%. It is projected that the population over 65 will grow by 48.5% by 2036 and people over 85 will increase by 113.9%. The demand for care for complex, long-term conditions such as dementia and Alzheimer’s is expected to grow at the same time and that in turn is expected to exacerbate socioeconomic disparity in terms of access. In short, a grey storm is coming and it could hit Scarborborough hard.

On this crisp spring day, I walk over to The Helaina where I am staying that evening. It is a presentable B&B right on the front overlooking the North Bay. Looking out to sea, the view sweeps from the colourful chalet beach huts on the left all the way across to Scarborough Castle on the right. Further down the cliffs kids play on a playground and two boys kick a football around a small pitch. Dogs amble on ahead of their owners and people sit on benches looking out at the waves.

A small white ball flies past me down a slope leading to the edge of a steep cliff as I sit and take notes in my book. A man approaches, coaxing his small dog with him who seems reluctant to retrieve the ball that she was clearly meant to catch. The man tries to persuade her but eventually just picks the animal up and drops her just over the edge to retrieve the ball. “There,” he says as the slightly shell-shocked dog returns with the ball. “Wasn’t hard, was it.”

Mel checks me into my room. Or rather, doesn’t. “Room’s not ready yet, love. Sorry, we were slammed last night. So busy!” I leave my bag at reception and comment on the chilly weather.
“I like it like this,” Mel replies. “Sunny and cold – can’t beat it!”
Giving time for my room to be prepared, I head back out towards the Castle positioned on the promontory rock looking out over the North Sea. A fortification has stood here for nearly 3,000 years, but the main castle tower was built in the 12th century as the centrepiece of Henry II’s castle. It was one of England’s most important royal fortresses at the time. Dropping down the winding paths I reach Marine Drive and the Teapot Kiosk. Sunday bikers are out in force. They gather around outside tables in leathers or high-tech romper suits, trying to look manly as they tuck into tea and slices of cake. Luna Park is closed up for refurbishment, but no doubt provides a heady mix of fun and health and safety concerns when it is open. Ahead is a working harbour: salty ropes are coiled in wet piles, lobster pots are stacked in rows and workmanlike boats sit waiting for tomorrow’s catch.

Surprisingly given it is a chilly Sunday in March, the South Bay harbour bustles with tourists. Families and couples amble down the front, dipping into shops for fish and chips, sugary snacks or an afternoon pint. Above them hovers an airborne army ready to relieve them of their purchases. The seagulls in Scarborough are aggressive, so aggressive that warnings line the front advising people to guard their food against the threat, along with the Twitter hashtag #yourfoodisnottheirfood.
“Shut up, you,” a woman chastises a squawking gull as she walks past the bird.

Heading down Sandside leads onto Foreshore Road. On the thick, inviting sand people play games, take rides on donkeys and try to get a tan from the occasional flashes of sunshine. A man wearing a leather deerstalker rather sheepishly runs a metal detector down the shoreline in the hope of finding something valuable. The amusement arcades rattle and hum with life inside. I dip into Coney Island and am immediately hit with a wall of noise – like a brightly coloured mental breakdown. I play a few games and then, over fear of impending tinnitus, head back out again.

Further down the front leads to the Grade II* listed Scarborough Spa. I can recall coming here as a child. It feels vivid, like it was only yesterday when I would visit the little row of shops, always obsessing over some plastic toy or trinket. We’d get ice creams and my parents would enjoy a few moments of peace while they had a cup of tea. Just like many people, I grew up with these sorts of holidays, which would now odiously be called ‘staycations’. The Spa is now a theatre and entertainment venue, with a beautiful outdoor performance area bedecked with glass windows and a rotunda with views out to the sea.

Above the Spa is the Grand hotel, which has a lot of history (apparently, it was built on the same site as a house where Anne Bronte died) but has clearly lost its way. Built in 1863 to cater to wealthy visitors, the hotel is under the Britannia Group, named by Which? magazine in 2018 and 2019 as the worst hotel chain in the UK (disclaimer, Which? is also my employer). It had more than 2,800 ‘terrible’ reviews on TripAdvisor, including tales of dirty and decaying rooms, disinterested staff and tasteless food. As I walk past I notice that the door apparently leading to the Empress Suite has one of the panes broken and hastily covered with a slab of chipboard. Come in, your Imperial Majesty, just avoid the needles as you go.

Glad that I had not booked that particular delight for this evening, I instead head back to The Helaina to check in. After getting refreshed in the small but very comfortable room, I head back out. Instead of retracing my steps I go the other way towards the front. It’s starting to get late in the afternoon and the shopping arcades are now dead. Rubbish floats on the wind like tumble weed as bored-looking kids gather searching for something to do. Old people congregate around Greggs drinking tea to ward off the cold. It’s rather a bleak scene so I go back down to the South Bay front.

As I reach the Spa, the skies begin to dim in preparation for sunset. Surfers are in the sea braving the cold for the robust waves rolling in. Most are wrapped up extensively in wet suits. The majority of day trippers have now gone and the front has the feel of a party starting to wind down. There is a sleepy lull in the atmosphere, an almost soporific calm as people ratchet down from their various highs. I look up at the skies as the first droplets of rain start to fall. So, I venture into The Golden Ball pub for a drink.

As I sit down with my pint in the rather funereal upstairs bar area, the now heavy rain starts to batter the outside window. Three couples are in the room: the oldest natter away to each other, the youngest stare intently at their phones, only sparking conversation when one runs out of battery. After the rain stops I swap venues for the Scarborough Flyer – a huge pub that really should be a Wetherspoons, but oddly isn’t. As I get a drink at the bar a man wearing a St Patrick’s Day oversized hat and appearing to have been drinking for quite some time, eyes me sideways.
“You look shifty,” he comments to me. I laugh nervously, but he doesn’t. I move as un-shiftily as I can a little bit further down the bar. Later, I see him being thrown out of the pub and the hat, which it turned out wasn’t even his, relinquished from him.

A group sat near me talk about how people fetishize living by the sea. One of their friends wants to come back home to Scarborough after living in London, and it sparks a debate.
“She don’t need to be here. Stay in London,” one says.
“I can’t stand it down south,” another counters. “I have done it a few times and I find it fucking horrendous.”
“I like London but after a couple of days I am ready to go back. It’s the rat race, right. But I don’t think Georgie would be happier coming up here. She just thinks she would be.”
“She’s 39 and chasing this image of what she think will make her happy. But she needs to stop chasing. You should know by now what makes you happy. I see the fashion life and it is fun and all, but then soon you are like, ‘take me back to the slow mundane life by the coast. Take me home’.”

I end the evening in Tricolos, an Italian restaurant whose décor is akin to the set of a local theatre company’s take on Merchant of Venice. I dine alone on a pretty serviceable calzone. It is always a slightly odd experience dining alone, but I encourage everyone to try it. There is something about enjoying your own company that feels a positive, life-affirming experience. Of course, there’s also a high possibility that other diners just look at me and think, “Well, that guy looks pretty shifty.”

Freddie Gilroy looks out to sea

I love the atmosphere at a B&B breakfast in England. Couples, groups and singletons emerge like overly polite meerkats from the privacy of their own rooms, forced to interact – however briefly – at the collective wateringhole in the need of sustenance. The breakfast at The Helania is hearty and everyone seems satisfied. After finishing up I check out and have a chat with Mel again. She only came to Scarborough just over three years ago. The B&B is closed over the cold winter months of November and December, but the start of 2019 had already been busy, with guests staying for a weekend or longer visits. There are even residential apartments where people working on the fishing boats reside for a month or longer.

“It’s been busy, yeah,” Mel says as she hands me a bill. “More so as people are worried about the terrorism.”
“The terrorism?” I ask, somewhat concerned.
“Yeah, you know. Not so much here, as it is quiet, but in London,” she says. “People are worried to go there. They want somewhere quieter. Then again, if all you thought about was that sort of thing, then you probably wouldn’t go anywhere!”
She smiles broadly, before making her excuses to answer the endlessly ringing telephone.

The morning is hazy, but also bright and sunny. The view of North Bay outside the B&B is truly stunning. The waves roll in thick swells and the sea sparkles in the sunlight. This time, I set out walking down to the North Bay promenade. People are out walking in the clear air. Dogs gather on the beach like a canine coffee morning, frolicking and catching up on important dog matters. Tired young parents bereft of sleep push sleeping infants, hoping that the chilly air would keep them asleep and, in turn, themselves awake.

On a giant bench is a towering statue entitled Freddie Gilroy and the Belsen Stragglers. It depicts a local man and former miner who was one of the first Allied soldiers to enter the notorious Belsen concentration camp when it was liberated in World War II on 15 April 1945. What he saw there would stay with him for the rest of his life: the most extreme form of human cruelty given full lease to roam. Gilroy was hit by the smell of rotting bodies, and of those still alive, almost half were as close to death as a human can get.

Gilroy would spend his 24th birthday at the camp, and in a later interview with a newspaper in the 1980s, he explained how he cried on every birthday since that day. He died of cancer in November 2008. Freddie was an ordinary man who witnessed extraordinary things. The statue was eventually made a permanent addition to Scarborough’s seafront after it was purchased for £50,000 and gifted to the city by pensioner Maureen Robinson. Mrs Robinson bought the sculpture as a thank you to Scarborough for all the happy years she had spent in the town. I get a little choked at this moment, but then a man walks past wearing a jumper with the slogan, ‘I believe in the Loch Ness Monster’, and that brings me firmly back to reality.

Further up from the statue is a rainbow swathe of brightly coloured beach chalets. Many are named after types of birds, such as kingfisher, grouse and lapwing. Pensioners sit on chairs outside sunning themselves or chatting with friends. I stop off in the Watermark café for a coffee. The café is filled with elderly people making a laboured effort to either stand up or sit back down again. A woman in her 70s sits down next to me and spends 15 minutes moving things around the counter top, like an elderly version of block puzzle game Tetris. Her friend arrives and does exactly the same thing. Her dog barks intermittently but she does nothing about it. Time to leave.

Walking onwards leads to the Sea Life Sanctuary, a series of tented buildings housing an aquarium and mini golf centre. I loop around it and on towards Scalby Mills. A small train platform sits here as the end of the line, with miniature steam trains going from Peasham Park and back again on the weekends. Up on a short cliff walk you get a staggering view across the bay. It really is a beautiful sight. Behind are the Scarborough suburbs. On Scalby Mills Road sit modest but well preened houses, with manicured gardens and family SUV cars parked up in the driveways. It is the kind of road where it is the done-thing to name your house. It’s always a fine balance between the grand and the modest, the poetic and the practical – The Headlands, Greenacre, Lilywhite. Why doesn’t anybody go for something a bit spicier, I wonder? Maybe, ‘War Bastard’, ‘The Fuck Bunker’ or ‘Chemical Weapons Testing Facility’. See how that goes down with the Nimbys.

I walk back towards town, making a beeline for the old Scarborough Prison on Dean Street. The Grade II listed building was opened in 1866, but only lasted 12 years before closing in 1878. In that time it accommodated only around 50 prisoners and it is believed that one of those managed to escape by scraping away unset mortar and removing the bricks. The site is now used by Scarborough Borough Council for storage.

Just up the road is Scarborough Workhouse, a particularly cruel institution from British history. With origins dating back to the Poor Law Act of 1838, the workhouse had conditions deliberately intended to be harsh and unforgiving to deter able-bodied people from looking for a free accommodation. In many ways this was the first marker in a long held belief that you could batter and beat infirm, broken and damaged people into being contributory citizens. The ‘pull thyself up by thy bootstraps’ form of welfare still sustains to this day in the form of Universal Credit.

Back on the front, the sunny weather has ensured it is lightly busy for a Monday afternoon. Day trippers dip in and out of the amusements and food outlets. I opt for Winking Willy’s fish and chip shop as my final stop, ordering fish and chips with slices of bread and butter, because, well, there just aren’t enough carbs in this meal already. I am upsold to have curry sauce with my chips, but while tempting, I decline on this occasion. When I first moved to Brighton and asked for curry sauce with my chips the man behind the counter looked at me like I had just asked him to lather the potato with boot polish. “Gravy then?” I followed up, somewhat optimistically. Maybe there is no place like home.

Next stop, we go north of the border to Scotland, and Glasgow.

The End of the Line: Clacton-on-Sea

The End of the Line is a 10-part travelogue journey to some of the highest Remain and Leave areas in the United Kingdom’s 2016 Referendum on EU membership. It was written over two years from 2018 to 2020, before Coronavirus made Brexit seem like a spot of man flu.

Tendring voted 69.5% Leave in the EU Referendum

Originally written in March 2019

Clacton-on-Sea has a history of fending off European invaders. Along the glorious sandy beaches of the Tendring coast lie dotted Martello towers – remnants of the coastal defences against the threat of a seaborne invasion by Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte. Some 29 such towers were constructed in a fortified line running from Brightlingsea to Aldeburgh between 1809 and 1812. Each cylindrical tower was formed of 750,000 bricks, making the walls two to three meters thick and capable of absorbing a direct canon shot. They were armed with three canons, and a gun battery usually sat nearby. Each tower was designated with a letter, with towers C, D, E and F standing dutifully in watch from Jaywick to Clacton.

In the end the invasion never came as victory for England in the Battle of Trafalgar secured British control over the seas. Besides, Napoleon had become distracted by the new threats from Prussia and, in a common bête noir for your power-mad European dictator, ill-advisedly taking on the big bear of Russia to the East. Now, the Martello towers stand as stout monuments dominating the coast, permanently marking the threat that can be posed by an unshackled European power, real or imagined.

Although Boston in Lincolnshire recorded the highest proportion to vote Leave in the 2016 EU Referendum, in many ways it is the east coast of England that can lay the claim to be called ‘Brexit country’. Of the top five highest Vote Leave areas, three were in the East of England – Castle Point 72.7%, Thurrock 72.3% and Great Yarmouth 71.5% (the others were in Lincolnshire, including Skegness). Of the entire region only Norwich voted to remain in the UK. Tendring, including Clacton-on-Sea, voted Leave at 69.5%, well above the national average for England at 53.4%.

On a pallid grey Friday on 1 March 2019, I set out to visit Clacton. This day marked the near month-long countdown to Britain supposedly crashing out the European Union on 31 March, 2019. My Dad accompanies me on the trip. He used to live in Essex and we’d come to Clacton-on-Sea in my late teens for day trips. My Dad had separated with my Mum when I was 15 in 1994 and then later moved to Essex to work at the University. I’d come down for occasionally awkward yet generally fun weekends when he lived in the village of Wivenhoe, and then spend equally fun yet also equally awkward days out in Clacton, enjoying the attractions on the pier, walking the promenade and eating heaped plates of fish and chips.

On this spring day, the train we intended to get from London Liverpool Street was cancelled, a situation so common when travelling by train in Britain that one barely raises an eyelid anymore. Indeed, on every single trip I have made on The End of the Line, at least one train has been cancelled, delayed or disrupted in some fashion. We instead board the train to Colchester and change for the Clacton connection. Heading out of London the sky hangs as a dull grey shroud, a state exacerbated by the thick grime on the windows of the carriage. You can just about make out the Olympic Park at Stratford to the right, home of the London 2012 Olympics. The double helix of the red Arcelor Mittal tower pokes out from the ground and the London Stadium sits like a black and white basket dropped in the centre of the park. It’s now home to football club West Ham United.

A woman across from us frets about her ticket. The inspector had appeared and she couldn’t get the electronic ticket to display on her tablet.
“I’m not one of those people,” she urges to those seated behind her, somewhat desperately. “I have bought a ticket. I’m an honest person!”
She eventually manages to get the device working and lifts up the two seat trays laden down with make-up and hair straighteners to go in search of the inspector, who seems decidedly uninterested as to whether she had a valid ticket or not. She returns, mightily relieved, and promptly phones a friend to replay the entire tale.

A man bedecked entirely in a hue of beige restricted mainly for hearing aids waddles down the aisle and then, for some unknown reason, immediately waddles back again. Outside London chugs and chugs before eventually running out of steam. The sprawling outer suburbs amble into view as we move further and further towards the county of Essex. Upon arriving in Colchester, we face a twenty minute wait until the 11.16am to Clacton is due to arrive. So, we buy a dreary-tasting cup of hot brown liquid from the station café and my Dad somewhat wearily regails me of his commuting stories.

He had moved to Surrey part way through working for the university and had to do the long commute across the whole of London to get to work. It clearly isn’t a happy of memory for him, so I try to move the conversation on, but with the usual carnival of rail cancellations and delays in full force today, it isn’t so easy to break out of the painful reminiscences. As a commuter myself, I can sympathise. It’s like we are in a mundane version of Vietnam. If you enjoy the privilege of being able to walk to work, all I can see is; ‘you weren’t there, man, you don’t know!’ Some excuse of a broken down train flutters around the station loud speakers. Seasoned rail users tend to drone out such platitudinous piffle. The 11.16am is announced on the loudspeaker as arriving but after there’s no sign of it at that allotted time, the announcer decides it is best that it is now the 11.18am instead. Seriously.

The train eventually rolls out of Colchester and we pass the functional architecture of the University of Essex complex. Dad worked here from 1995 to 1998 and lived in the area up to 1997, when he moved to Surrey and commuted back to Colchester. A grey haze hangs over the complex as we zip by – Dad looks out as a substantial chunk of his life appears and disappears in a matter of seconds. We soon arrive at the pretty village of Wivenhoe, where he used to live. The timber clad buildings and cute cottages give it a quaint feel. He’s now retired and busying himself on a genealogy project. From his research (which I am rather cruelly revealing before he has had time to publish) our family lived in the area in the 1700s and 1800s. Wivenhoe was home to many generations of the Willis Family – of which my grandmother, whose maiden name was Willis, was part – from 1772 until the 1880s. The majority of the Willis males during this time were Seamen, Master Mariners and Shipowners many of whom sailed out of the Port of Colchester.

The flat landscape outside seems to go on forever. We roll through fields of mobile homes just outside the fabulously named, Weeley Heath. Onwards to Thorpe Le Soken, with the station surrounded by carcasses of derelict buildings, clinging on life support via a scaffolding exoskeleton. You can just about make out a quite pretty village beyond the Soviet bleakness. Eventually we roll into Clacton-on-Sea – all change, end of the line.

Clacton-on-Sea is a seaside town on the Essex sunshine coast that was and still is one of the most Eurosceptic towns in the UK. At the time of the 2016 vote, Clacton had 16 Ukip councillors and Britain’s only Ukip MP, Douglas Carswell. It is represented at the time of our visit by Giles Watling of the Conservative party. Watling first contested the seat in 2014 but lost to Carswell. He eventually won the seat in 2017 after Carswell, who had subsequently left Ukip and gone independent, did not stand at the election.

Ever since Ukip’s system-shocking third place finish in the 2015 general election with 12% of the vote, the Eurosceptic movement had been on the rise. Despite numerous gaffes, controversies and ill-advised Facebook rants, the movement continues to gain support in communities like Clacton, which have a high percentage of the population being of pensionable age. It is predicted that within 20 years 60% of Clacton’s population will be 60 or over. Although not guaranteed, this scenario can lead a place to lean towards more reactionary approaches to developments.

In 2014, an attempt to turn a former beauty salon on Pier Avenue into Tendring Islamic Cultural Association was met with strong local opposition, fuelled by intervention by the English Defence League (EDL) but with solid local support. The cultural centre had been originally rejected by Tendring Council, yet that decision was overturned by a planning inspector on appeal based on the belief that it would be beneficial to the rejuvenation of the town centre. However, it was reported that locals felt their views had been ignored during this process, and they found the EDL more than willing to listen.

We head down Station Road towards town. Various businesses line the street – estate agents dominate, alongside financial advisors and a scattering of funeral homes (one of which appears to have recently departed this world). A group of boys, riding bikes and wearing track suits, do wheelies as appears to be en vogue again. One tries to play chicken with us but I decline to move and he blinks first.
They observe my Dad’s white hair and beard. “Hello Santa!” one boy says to my Dad as he passes, which, admittedly, does raise a smile.

We head towards the sea front, across the precinct at the bottom of Station Avenue and onto Pier Avenue, a tight single lane road down to Marine Parade on the front. The Magic City arcade hums away on the right hand side of us, with brightly coloured buzzing machines lined up outside and processional banners pronouncing that it has an ATM inside in case you’re short of cash. On the other side is Amusements Gaiety Amusements, a clunky but base-covering name if ever there was one.

“Molly, get back here!” a woman in a tracksuit looks up from smoking to shout at her dog, soaked through as it bounds up to greet us. “Not everyone wants a wet dog bothering them.” We smile politely and side step the animal, which is now more preoccupied with trying to chew its own backside. We’ve walked down the coastal walkway and are now on the thick sand of the beach. It brings back pleasant memories of being here all those years ago. Martello Tower E sweeps into view.

The towers were original clad in white render but that has long ago been lost to the harsh winds whipping off the sea. According to the information board in front, it was somewhat bizarrely converted into a family home after the Napoleonic War finished and then in 1938 it became a water tower for the new Butlin’s Holiday camp. Clacton was the second site chosen by Billy Butlin for his burgeoning holiday camp empire, the first being Skegness. Butlin’s second camp was built on the West Clacton estate in 1936. It opened in 1937 and added a camp site a year later, able to accommodate 1,500 holidaymakers.

Just like Butlin’s in Skegness, the army took over Clacton Butlins in 1939. A plan to turn it into a POW camp complete with barbed wire and flood lights enraged the locals and was eventually dropped. Instead the camp was used to house the survivors of the Dunkirk evacuation. While Skegness Butlin’s was left in a reasonable state after the war was over, the Clacton site was a mess and it wouldn’t reopen to holiday makers until spring 1946. During the 1950s and ‘60s Butlins Clacton grew rapidly, adding chalet accommodation and increasing capacity to 6,000. Cliff Richard made his professional debut at the camp and it was featured in the closing credits of popular BBC sitcom ‘Hi-de-Hi’. Just as with Skegness, Clacton Butlin’s hit problems in the 1970s with the rise of cheap holidays to Spain and other sunny European destinations. In 1983 the camp closed down – at the time it employed 900 seasonal staff.

A buyer was found for the site and it reopened as the Disneyland-style Atlas Park in May 1984, but that lasted just four months before the owner hit financial problems. Everything left in the park was auctioned off and the land sold to developers, who turned it in the housing estate that sits on the site to this day. The estate utilises some of the original chalets and footprints. It feels a long time, though, since you could hear the call of the Butlin’s red coats echoing around the coast. Tourism remains a key part of the economy in Tendring, estimated to be worth more than £1m a day in revenue and accounting for 16% of jobs in the district.

We walk further onwards towards the next Martello tower. It is somewhat dilapidated and in need of repair compared to Tower E. Next to the beach is Clacton-on-Sea Golf Club. A group of men stand around waiting to tee off as we walk past. They’re all dressed in expensive looking golf gear and guffaw at a shared joke. One of the men approaches the tee, steadies himself, sucks in his sizeable gut and then hoofs the ball around 10 yards straight into the water trap. He tries to style it out, as though he meant to do such a thing purely for amusement, but his friends had already begun the mockery.

Further up the coast is Jaywick, named one of the most deprived places in the country in 2011, with more than half of working age residents receiving state benefits. Jaywick was again named England’s most deprived area on the Indices of Multiple Deprivation list in 2015 and will most likely feature again in 2020. It is internationally renowned, too. A view of Jaywick was used by a US Republican party politician and congressional candidate, Dr Nick Stella, in a political attack ad against Democrat opponents. ‘Only you can stop this from becoming a reality’, the slogan warned.

Jaywick was the location where Channel 4 recorded the controversial Benefits by the Sea reality television series. Critics accused the broadcaster of developing a new genre of ‘poverty porn’ that enabled middle class people to gawk at the deprived lives of those less fortunate, akin to some modern day freak show. However, you can imagine the Channel 4 film crew had spent much more time with the residents of Jaywick that any politician had at that time, or since.

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In the drama, Brexit: The Uncivil War, Carswell is depicted as visiting Jaywick with Vote Leave chiefs, Matthew Elliott and Dominic Cummings. They arrive at a run-down estate in Jaywick and Carswell is depicted, with arguable accuracy, as saying: “I don’t know this place.” The actor playing Cummings cutely replies: “Well, it’s in your constituency.”

Multiple complex issues combine in Jaywick, but one notable problem is housing. Much of the housing in the area was built for holiday homes aimed at people coming from London for a break. It was never designed for year-round living. Grumblings abound among residents of a disinterested local council unwilling or unable to tackle the problems in housing and beyond. They are the truly left-behind, and so it is unsurprising that a vote for the status quo in the EU referendum was never going to appeal.

As time is tight on our visit, we don’t walk further on towards Jaywick and instead head back towards Clacton to explore the town. (I fully appreciate the contradiction of criticising politicians for declining to come to Jaywick, and then doing exactly the same myself.) As we head back along the winds-swept but pleasant beach walk, a woman with purple hair strolls past us, dragging two small dogs behind her that have become preoccupied with a much larger dog, who in turn appears somewhat reticent to engage with proceedings. On the sand a mother and her children pick up litter from the sand and put it into a bin bag. It’s clear this beach is well loved.

The sand is thick and inviting. A squat hut sits with the words ‘Beach Patrol’ written in red on the blue painted wood. The Essex coastline is one of the most protected in Britain due to the wildlife. It has the strongest level of European preservation under the European birds and habitat directives. Further on, a memorial marks the spot where Sir Winston Churchill, then the first lord of the Admiralty, made a forced landing in a naval seaplane in April 1914. If it had happened today, Sir Wintson could have availed himself of the offer of an unlimited breakfast for £4.69 at the Toby Carvery nearby while he waited for a rescue.

We walk back into town and see a rather dour looking Premier Inn hotel, which sits on the site where the house on 7 Marine Parade once was. This was home to my Great Great Great Uncle William Willis in the 1880s until his death in 1892. William Willis was a Master Mariner and Shipowner who was born in Wivenhoe but retired from a life at sea to Clacton-on-Sea and took on the role of Harbour Piermaster in the 1880s until his death. (Credit must go to the countless hours that my Dad spent in the archives of the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich and the National Archives in Kew for this nugget of family history).

In front of the hotel sit some pretty landscaped gardens, each with a different theme, such as the Mediterranean Garden. A sign features a dog pointing in the style of Lord Kitchener with a message that says, ‘TENDRING NEEDS YOU: To bag it and bin it!’ Benches are everywhere, each with messages marking the passing of someone’s relative, loved one or friend. In one garden is a clearly well-tended memorial to PC Ian Andrew Dibell. In 2012 Clacton resident Trevor Marshall arrived home to find his neighbour, Peter Reeve, there to confront him. Reeve was armed with a gun. Marshall attempted to flee but Reeve shot at him and then pursued in a car. Marshall headed towards Redbridge road, where PC Dibell lived. He was off duty on that day, but upon seeing Reeve he dived in through his car window to seize the weapon. In doing so he was shot in the chest in a fatal wound. Reeve escaped, but his body was later found in a churchyard in Essex. He had shot himself. PC Dibell was given a guard of honour at his funeral and was later posthumously awarded the George Medal for gallantry, the first police officer to get the award for more than 20 years.

The sky above thickens with soupy clouds and it’s clear that rain is coming. We decide it’s time for lunch, and so head to Geo’s fish bar. A takeaway is at the front, and a restaurant at the back. A musty heat hits us upon entering. The décor is mostly based around brown melamine. It’s the kind of place with proper plates, bottles of vinegar on the tables and steaming mugs of tea. It’s cash only. I instantly love the place.

We sit down at a table and peruse the menu, while also eavesdropping on two couples nearby, average age of around 65, discussing the merits of different types of hearing aids. We order and not too long after arrives mountainous plates of cod and chips. The portions are huge – fish falling over the plate, chunky chips and a bucket of mushy peas. Bread is optional, but encouraged. We eat until it gets uncomfortable to go any further.

With a strong need to walk off about three pounds of solid food slowly digesting like a radioactive core in our stomachs, we head out to further explore the town. The last time I was in Clacton-on-Sea was more than 20 years ago. We find the specific spot where I posed for a photo in 1997. My messy thick curtained hair has reduced considerably over the years and the lines and wrinkles have deepened. I look at my previously fresh faced complexion and curse the passage of time. It is my fortieth birthday in a few days and I can now comfortably measure memories in decades.

Across the road is the Pink Palace Hotel, a passable take on a deco Miami hostelry complete with a vintage black American car parked outside. The rain that was threatened earlier has now arrived, so we head back towards town. An electrician argues with two men about wiring outside the Kassaba restaurant. “You can’t have wires exposed on the deck,” the electrician says. “Someone will kill themselves.” The other men don’t appear overly convinced by that argument. An amusement arcade fire truck ride rolls across the road, pushed by two workers hidden from view. It looks as though the ride has become sentient and made a break for freedom, but is now being pulled back into captivity. Go little fire truck, go.

We follow the enslaved ride on its journey back to Clacton Pier. Although work is being done on repairs it is still possible on this spring day to get onto the pier. As we enter the amusement arcade we’re hit with the usual wall of noise. Hundreds of machines compete in a bleeping contest, punctuated by chattering floods of coins, like pots and pans falling down a flight of stairs. Prizes are available for winning tickets, and you can see the promised bounty hanging from the ceiling. It’ll take a rather daunting 10,000 tickets to win a slow cooker. Winning 8,000 tickets seems somewhat more achievable to take home a fetching pedal bin. Both challenges appear to be utterly beyond us, particularly as our reaction speeds are still rather slowed by the still digesting mound of carbohydrate in our stomachs.

Instead, we leave the orchestra of victory behind and head outside onto the pier. The sea air whips across as we navigate the various attractions and amusements, most of which are closed for the winter. At the end is a rotunda café giving panoramic views out to sea. It’s virtually deserted on the wooden board pier, barring some men fishing at the far end inside glass walled enclosures, like bus stops, giving them some protection from the elements. Their fishing rods twitch in the air, but no one seems close to a catch. We stand and look out to sea, enjoying the moment and the silence.

Three months after my visit to Clacton, my employer, the consumer group Which?, would name Clacton-on-Sea as Britain’s worst seaside destination alongside Bognor Regis in West Sussex. Clacton gained a customer rating of only 47%, compared to 89% for Bamburgh in Northumberland and 81% for Southwold and Aldeburgh further up the coast from Clacton in Suffolk. Which? members surveyed gave Clacton just a solitary star for attractions, as well as peace and quiet. That rating possibly has basis but does seem rather harsh.

Clacton beach is well kept and inviting. Considering Clacton is only an hour from London, it seems strange that it doesn’t have the same pull as Brighton, with its pebble based beach lacking similar charms. While places such as Whitstable in Kent have reinvented themselves to appeal to holiday makers and younger people looking to escape London, it appears that Clacton is stuck in the past, frozen in time as the world around it changes. And in such circumstances it is always easy to look for who is to blame.

Exiting the pier, we head back towards town. It’s now late in the afternoon and the atmosphere seems notably tenser and more rowdy. As we walk back up West Avenue a pallid-skinned woman marches past with a twitching gait. Two men and a woman cackle loudly in the doorway of Peacocks clothes shop. “Yeah, well she can go fuck herself!” the woman bellows like she was calling out a food order for collection.
My Dad looks up at a Poundland store, ‘didn’t they go bust?” he asks. I blow my cheeks out and decide that it’s time for a drink.

We head to the Warwick Arms pub, surrounded by a bleak car park, like a moat made of concrete and weeds. The pub itself is a converted semi-detached house, with paving slabs of varying pastel colours in front from the golden age of ‘crazy paving’. Advertising boards outside promote the B&B accommodation and a function room for hire. It’s so dark inside that we aren’t sure if it is actually open. Undeterred, we try the door and venture inside. It’s 3pm and there’s a gaggle of drinkers at the bar. A few seem already several drinks into the session.

I motion my Dad to find a seat in one of the pinky-red velour booths, and then get us both a drink. All around the walls are mock Tudor beams. A couple sits at the bar. The man drinks a pint of lager and she has a sugary alcopop of some description. I figure they’re probably in their late 60s. A younger man talks to them, gesticulating with his pint to punctuate certain points. “So he needs to go into assisted living and the council says no,” he explains to a few ‘oohs’, ‘ahs’, and shaken heads. “So, I says, ‘look, you just bought a £3m building in town, how can you say no?’ Well, the bloke don’t know what to say to that, does he.”

The couple ‘tsk’ in agreement. A giant of a man walks in. He must be well over six feet tall and easily more than 20 stone. He walks with a cane. You could imagine he was called Frank or Dave or John, with either the prefix ‘big’ or ‘little’ depending on his friends’ penchant for irony. They continue to lament the alleged ineptness of the local council, occasionally look over with bemused indifference at my Dad and I sat in a booth near the window. I wonder if we would be pulled into the conversation or possibly have our heads kicked in. In the end neither outcome occured and we just finish our drinks and head back out into the afternoon drizzle.

As is often the case with these trips, I end up in a Wetherspoons. It is, after all, hard to resist the siren song of cheap beer and sticky carpets. In the Moon and Stars, we get another drink and sit down on one of the high tables. A couple sat near the window canoodle each other, periodically slugging on large bottles of Hooch or going out for a cigarette break. The latest Brexit developments are displayed on the flatscreen TV on the wall. A man idly watches with a grim-faced expression. I look down at my pint glass. The golden liquid inside illuminates a marketing slogan on it. It says; ‘TO THE BITTER END.’

Next stop on our journey, Bristol